Super Black Technology

Russia.

President King King urgently called Obama. No hurry, watermelon will roll to Russia right away.

"Stop your little prodigy! Hurry up! Hurry up!"

He did not have any diplomatic words in his words, and he was so anxious that he did not even care about diplomatic manners.

At the other end of the phone, Obama didn't half blame Pu Jing. He is also anxious, it can be said that he is more anxious than all the leaders.

Because the United States has carried the pot again, this pot is bigger than ever. This time, the world is offended!

Alas, alas, I want to cry too.

有 Is there any president worse than me in American history? Have it?

"I'm sorry, Mr. Put King. We are thinking of a way, we are thinking of a way ..."

I miss your sister, what **** can you think of?

Suddenly Jing Pu suddenly turned: "What are the little prodigies doing now?"

"Eat watermelon in the hospital!"

Huh! puff! puff!

The iron emperor finally couldn't bear the blow, and the blood spilled on the spot ...

Far East China. Ministry of Information Industry.

From top to bottom, from minister to clerk, everyone was panicked. Because China's network is under their jurisdiction.

Mr. Tong was sweating anxiously, and asked the elites of the department loudly:

"Is there a way to stop it? Is there any?"

However, upon hearing this question, all the elites remained silent without saying a word.

What are you kidding? Can't stop so many countries in North America and Europe, can we stop it? With that technology, why are we still staying here to receive death pay?

Seeing the silence of his men, the Minister was more anxious.

"What if the country is disconnected for 1 minute?" A clerk suggested boldly.

The sound of rumors fell, and everyone in the entire department was upset.

"No! Absolutely not!"

"It is such a simple matter to shut down the national network. It can never be done without half an hour. After shutting down, it will take at least one more hour to restart. This way, how long will it take to our economy? Loss? Who is responsible ?! "

而且 "And!" At this time, an Internet elite stood up, "According to our estimation, even if the network is disconnected, it is not necessarily blocked! Unless the country is powered off!"

As soon as this word came out, everyone took a breath.

Power failure? Power outage across the country? !! All 9.6 million square kilometers of power is cut off?

Is he more serious than disconnection? Who is responsible? Who can bear it?

人 No one can afford it!

"What then?" "Yeah, what do we do? It's only 10 minutes to Asia!" ...

Everyone looked at the Minister anxiously.

I felt the attention of everyone, Mr. Minister was silent, silent, and then silent ...

部长 "Secretary, it's only 8 minutes!"

部长 "Minister, it's only 7 minutes!"

At this moment, the minister rubbed his face in depression, with a helpless expression: "Let's fight for 10 seconds! Let's watch the watermelon cartoon for 10 seconds."

Hearing the minister's final decision, everyone laughed bitterly.

Yeah, it ’s better to watch “rolling watermelon” for 10 seconds than disconnecting the network and power!

"Notify the radio stations and broadcast the news immediately so that the people do not panic."

"Yes!"

With this administrative order, China Central Radio immediately inserted an emergency notice:

"Here is CCTV. After 5 minutes, a crying watermelon will roll into our country. Please don't panic, people everywhere. It is just a child's enlightenment. It only lasts 10 seconds, only 10 seconds."

Looking for inspiration?

When I saw this notice, the people laughed.

666, this search for inspiration is really great, and it was sent to the whole world, and it can't be rejected.

如果 If this technology is used to find missing people, criminals, etc., who can hide it?

After 5 minutes, that eye-watering watermelon finally rolled into Far East China.

At this moment, immature crying sounded on the 9.6 million square kilometers of land.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooah ... I miss you so much, Sister Alice

The wailing sound is so miserable, so sad, as if a lonely child, walking in the vast world to find his loved ones.

More than 1 billion Chinese people looked at this scene speechlessly, and that was a tragedy in their hearts.

不是 Isn't Alice in Boston? What the **** is it that you came to China to cry? However, if you can find a Chinese sister, we welcome you to cry at any time.

Oh ha ha!

After a short while, the watermelon after rolling in China rolled to North Korea, South Korea, Japan ...

North Korea exclaimed: "The evil conspiracy of the US emperor is here!"

Korea exclaimed: "Watermelon is Korean!"

Japan exclaimed: "Yami Maidie! Yamai Butterfly!"

Then watermelon entered the Pacific Ocean and landed in Canada ...

的 The White House that was monitoring this situation panicked, it really panicked.

Because Canada next door is the United States again, this watermelon has cried the whole earth, don't you want to cry again?

Oh my god, help, help!

Americans in all states were furious, and the public calls to the White House were almost exploded. All calls were scolding Obama.

Hey, watermelon is looking for Sister Alice, what are you doing? As soon as you stopped, we followed.

Which child doesn't stop crying and endlessly. This will keep crying. We can't go to work yet? Still making money?

Not only that, the heads of government of the world also called Obama.

I hope that the United States can deal with it wisely and not let everyone listen to watermelon crying every day.

When I received these calls, Obama got a big head.

"Fathers, we are working on it, we are working on it!"

deal with? How to deal with it?

Washington. St. Anthony's Hospital ~ www.readwn.com ~ Morton is discussing the approach with several agents at the hospital's staircase.

"You, yes! That's you!" Morton pointed to a fierce looking man, and said solemnly, "Wait for you to pretend to be a fierce look, scare the little guy, and let him take back that cry immediately Watermelon '. "

Hearing this suggestion, the man quickly shook his head: "Boss, I can't do it. I have always been kind and can't act like a wicked person."

You are the fiercest of us, you tell us now, you are very kind? !!

"This is an order!"

"Then I resign!"

下 The man took off his FBI badge, then took out his spear and handed it to Morton ...

What's this? You have always been in this business with me. Now that I have encountered a problem, you will shrink back?

诺 This fellow Nono said: "Head, you can kill me and set fire. But I really can't do this. Should you change someone?"

"..."

Molton's eyes began to look at the other agents, as far as he could see, all of them looked down at the ground as if flowers had bloomed on the ground.

Seeing this scene, Morton was speechless in depression.

And his men were equally depressed.

Nima, tell us to pretend the wicked to scare the little guy. Are you kidding me? You don't know what nicknames he has: "Network Nuclear Weapon", "Network God", "Diablo", "Capital God" ...

Please, we are just ordinary mortals, how dare to scare him?

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