Super Black Technology

Japan. Orient-industry.

This is a large-scale production company with 33 years of experience in producing high-end inflatable dolls, ranking first in Japan in the doll industry.

Today, the phone of Dongfang Industrial's customer service department has been ringing non-stop.

Countless nerds called, strongly urging Dongfang Industries to go to the United States to buy Big Pineapple Technology, and then...

Use it on dolls.

For example: make 100,000 copies of Cang, Jing, and Sora; then copy 100,000 copies of Fan, Island, and Ai; I know. Baidu, you deserve it.)

Um, by the way, it would be even better if we could copy 100,000 cute girls from AK48.

Also, the Chinese celebrity girl next door also copies it, and the European and American celebrity girls also copy it...

Wow, this is a rare benefit for the otaku of the Great Japanese Empire for a thousand years!

"Hurry up, hurry up and buy Big Pineapple Technology! If you don't have enough money, we can donate to you!"

The nerds shouted excitedly on the phone.

"Okay, okay. We will definitely convey your suggestion to the head office."

Regarding the customers' opinions, the customer service ladies of Dongfang Industrial Company immediately passed them on to their superiors, who then reported them to the head office.

An hour later, the Japanese Oriental Industries Corporation held a general meeting of shareholders.

At the meeting, the capital crocodiles shouted loudly: The new era of dolls has come, and this is an opportunity to change the world of the doll industry!

Buy, buy, buy, go to the United States to buy big pineapple technology, even if you pay everything!

Two hours later, the Eastern Industries Corporation sent the largest and highest-level business delegation in history to enter the United States...

Coincidentally!

Today, not only doll companies in various countries are acting, but companies from all walks of life in the world are also acting.

Countless capital predators waved checkbooks and shouted the name of the great god; countless political giants rushed to the United States with their teams.

They want to copy teachers, they want to copy researchers, they want to copy top soldiers...

On this day, the name of "Big Pineapple" resounded throughout the world.

People all over the world are discussing the "Big Pineapple" technology.

However……

That afternoon.

The American Association for the Defense of Human Rights issued a statement strongly protesting the production of replicants.

"This is a technology that violates the laws of nature, disrespects life, and violates morality and ethics!" The president of the association protested loudly in front of the media.

As soon as this remark came out, the whole United States was shocked.

Fuck, which idiot is this? How dare you openly oppose the extraordinary technology of the Great God?

Don't want to live anymore? !

"Boom boom boom!" "Boom boom boom!"...

U.S. FBI headquarters.

There was a knock on the door of the director's office, and then the door was pushed open. A secretary barged in.

"Report: Three Complaints Received in Federal Court Alleging Ike Invented Evil Technology!"

"What?"

Director James suddenly raised his head, with an expression of disbelief on his face: "What did you say? Say it again?"

"The federal court received three complaints, accusing Ike of inventing evil technology and seriously infringing on the life rights of 'natural persons'. This is the original complaint transferred by the federal court."

The secretary handed the stack of documents in his hand to Director James.

Director James took the file and quickly checked it...

"Boom!"

Director James was furious instantly, and slapped the table.

Fuck, our federal national treasure is also something they can accuse? Still want us to demolish the "Big Pineapple Processing Factory"?

They are courting death!

"Come here! Ask Plum Blossom A to come here!"

"Yessir!"

After a while, a middle-aged man walked into the office.

Director James immediately handed him the documents on the table, and then ordered: "Go and warn these three people, and withdraw the charges immediately, otherwise..."

"yes!"

Plum Blossom A nodded, and quickly walked out of the office with the documents.

For Club A, it is too simple to deal with this kind of thing. If it wasn't for the name "Ike", Mr. Director would not ask himself to do it himself, just arrange a few ordinary agents.

At this time, plum blossom A went downstairs, while silently mourning for the three ordinary people in her heart.

The three of them must be idiots, really!

In the watermelon case a few years ago, former President Obama, in front of the whole world, pardoned "Ike" for all crimes, including past, present and...

future!

In other words, God Ike will never be guilty.

You still want to sue him?

Hehe, yes, let's talk about subverting the United States first!

Don't even think about it, why are there only 3 complaints in the United States with a population of more than 300 million? Are you the only ones who are capable, respect life, and understand human rights?

What a joke!

With a mocking expression, Club A walked out of the FBI headquarters, got into a black car, and disappeared into the distance...

Half an hour later, two people who accused Ike and Big Pineapple Technology withdrew their charges, and the third person disappeared mysteriously and was never found.

Federal court judges were relieved after receiving feedback from the FBI.

Why would they forward citizens' complaint files to the FBI?

This is because since the "Watermelon Case", the Federal Court has had an unspeakable "hidden rule", namely:

No local court, not even the Supreme Court, can accept any complaint against "Ike". All domestic complaints are transferred to the FBI for processing, and foreign cases are transferred to the CIA for processing.

This is the particularity of the great god; this is the extraordinary nature of the great god.

What? You ask the fairness and justice of the law?

Hehehe!

...

afternoon. Four o'clock. American Association of Human Rights Defenders.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Come in!"

Several white men in black suits, belts and guns walked into the president's office.

"Mr. Jeffrey Griffin, we are the FBI! You have been reported for taking bribes. This is an arrest warrant! You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become evidence in court!"

"Please come with us!"

The president of the association was horrified and shouted loudly: "I didn't! I have never accepted any bribes! I know, it's because of the remarks I made against the 'Big Pineapple Technology' today, right? Right?"

The FBI didn't say a word, just stared at him coldly.

"You are abusing your power, I want to sue you to the Federal Senate..."

"You talk too much, take it away with me!"

The leading FBI agent beckoned, and the two subordinates stepped forward in an instant, hit the opponent in the abdomen with one blow, and then dragged the person out of the office like a dog.

...

The public opinion in the United States is harmonious again, and the name of "Big Pineapple" continues to resound throughout the world.

Outside the US Department of Foreign Affairs, diplomats from various countries gathered.

Outside the U.S. Department of Commerce, there are many presidents and directors of major companies.

Even outside the Pentagon in the United States, many generals from various countries came.

They all come for the big pineapple, and they come only for the big pineapple.

...

(The chapter name is anti-harmony, otherwise it will be changed to a star symbol. Everyone understands it, yeah (manually put two fingers up)!)