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So many people, so many countries have heard something, can it still be a secret?

For this reason, countries around the world once again caused a sensation.

This time, not only governments and capital predators are in a hurry, but ordinary people are also in a hurry.

What is a large cucumber?

It's the lifespan, it's the ability, it's the evolution of the essence of life!

Who doesn't want it? Anyone who doesn't want it is a fool!

The big men from all over the world are running around, running relationship running relationship, Tuomen road to Tuomen road. Nothing but rich upstarts waving banknotes, shouting loudly on TV and on the radio:

"10 million dollars to buy a big cucumber!"

"100 million dollars to buy a big cucumber!"

"200 million dollars to buy a big cucumber!"

"I'll pay 300 million, 300 million!"

"400 million!" "500 million!"...

The price of big cucumbers has skyrocketed at a jaw-dropping speed, and people all over the world are shocked by these prices.

You must know that what they want to buy is not the equity of the big cucumber, but the product of the big cucumber.

Although it is not yet known what form the cucumber is produced in, no matter what it is, it is a disposable product.

A big cucumber has now risen to 500 million US dollars.

It's too expensive for him!

However, what people from all over the world did not expect is that...

More terrifying prices are coming!

The Russian oil giant held a press conference and publicly announced that it is willing to pay one-third of the family property to buy 3 large cucumbers!

As soon as this news came out, it caused a sensation all over the world!

How much is Russia's huge oil fortune? At least hundreds of billions of dollars, and this does not include the shares of the big pumpkin and the big winter melon that they once robbed.

If these two melons are counted, the value of a big cucumber is at least trillions.

crazy!

It's crazy!

Even the members of the seven wealthy families in the United States were silent when they saw the news.

Damn it, this big cucumber is too expensive!

...

Who doesn't go crazy when the price of an item is this high?

The capital of Ecuador - Quito ushered in an unprecedented tourism peak!

Yes, indeed the pinnacle.

because……

In just three days, more than 50 million people poured into this city with a capacity of only a few million people.

What is this concept?

This means that more than 49.9 million people came here illegally!

Most of these people are rich and well-known, and the customs and airport security personnel dare not shoot them.

For this reason, the Ecuadorian Ministry of Foreign Affairs can only urgently call the governments of various countries to protest their inaction.

The governments of all countries answered unanimously: the situation is a bit complicated and is under investigation.

In the face of these hooligans, the Ecuadorian government has nothing to do.

These 50 million foreigners, like locusts, swept everything around the capital of Ecuador.

The food around Quito was sold out, the drinking water was sold out, the tents were sold out, and the sleeping bags were sold out...

By the fifth day, everything was sold out!

The Ecuadorian government urgently mobilized food reserves for military use, but they were eaten up by "locusts" without holding on for a week.

If it weren't for the powerful galaxy fleet stationed around the equator, maybe these locusts would directly hit the equator.

Faced with such a situation, the President of Ecuador became furious and scolded the governments of various countries, telling them to immediately withdraw these stowaways.

However, this is absolutely impossible.

If you think about it with your ass, you know, if there is no connivance by the governments of various countries, would there really be so many people leaving the country?

And why do governments allow so many people to go abroad to the equator?

There is only one answer: to allow more people in the country to be illuminated by that magical "green light".

For this purpose, the governments of various countries headed by the five hooligans of China, Britain, the United States, France and Germany have even opened the door to issue "exit passports". As long as you dare to apply to go to the equator, no matter who it is, they will all agree immediately.

It is reported that several big hooligans even secretly disguised soldiers of a group army as ordinary people and took them to the equator.

You said that Ecuador's immigration management office can stop it?

...

Quito city.

With the equator as the center, the defense line of the Galaxy Fleet is the boundary, and the open-air tents stretch for hundreds of miles.

Looking down from the sky, the entire city of Quito is full of tents for stowaways.

Governments of various countries use pumpkin transport ships to deliver food, drinking water...

Around the equator, within 50 miles, countless horns are roaring.

"Sell the location, sell the location, there is another location within 50 miles, which can accommodate a family of three. Who wants it? Who wants it?"

"I want!" "I want!" "I want!"...

"One million dollars, the same price!"

"I will give it to you immediately!"

"Sell the location, sell the location! The location within 30 miles, 3 million, the same price!"

"I want, I want! Transfer the money to you immediately!"

"Sell the location, sell the location! Within 20 miles from the big cucumber, 10 million US dollars, there are two more, whoever wants to transfer the money to me immediately!"

"I bought it!" "I bought it too!"

...

The rich and powerful are waving banknotes and looking for people to buy positions everywhere. They know very well that the closer they are to the big cucumber, the higher the chances of receiving the magical green light will be.

For this purpose, they are willing to give everything!

At this time, on the narrow passage, a family was anxiously walking forward.

They are the presidents of Mercedes-Benz, a family of three.

Because of work problems, the president of Mercedes-Benz came late. So his tent was set up 100 miles away.

At that time, he almost went crazy.

Fortunately, there are always some professionals in this world who are convenient for others. They have a beautiful name called - Scalpers.

For this reason, the president of Mercedes-Benz spent 2 million US dollars to move from 100 miles away to 50 miles away, and then paid another 10 million yuan to move within 20 kilometers.

Now, they are being led by scalpers towards the tent where the location is being sold.

The further you go in, the smaller the noise.

When they reached 15 miles, the family could no longer hear any noise.

As far as the eye can see, countless tents are lined up squarely. Many Asian men sat on the ground, closing their eyes and meditating.

Seeing this scene, the CEO of Mercedes-Benz was shocked, and asked the scalpers in a low voice: "These people are..."

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, the scalpers suddenly shouted: "Sir, don't talk. They are Chinese soldiers, and those positions cannot be sold."

The president of Mercedes-Benz understood instantly, and hurriedly walked forward silently with his wife and daughter.

An hour later, they reached their destination.

The scalpers handed him their tent and left alone.

After the president of Mercedes-Benz made arrangements for his family, he took out his mobile phone to locate his distance.

"There are still 11 miles away from the equator. It seems that I have to find a way to get a tent within 10 miles!"

Sudden!

A familiar man came into his sight.

Fuck, it's Mr. President of BMW!

Seeing this person, he rushed over quickly.

"Is there any place in it, buy one for me, I owe you a favor!"

Hearing this, the president of BMW rolled his eyes: "I'm still looking for it!"

"Okay! Then let's go inside and have a look!"

"OK!"

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