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Alice felt extremely embarrassed.

I want to refuse, but everyone treats me very well on weekdays. If there is any knowledge that I don't understand, the students in the class are willing to help me.

How can I refuse everyone? !

However, if you agree to everyone's request, there will be too many people. If there are only one or two, I can call and ask Little Ike what's on my mind.

But now at least dozens of students want to be volunteers, how can I agree?

That's making trouble for little Ike!

Little Ike is also very kind to himself, and he must never do that.

At this moment, the future queen of the galaxy is in a tragedy, and she has no idea how to answer everyone.

However, she is not the only one who is tragic today.

The federal government is in the same trouble as she is.

Since yesterday, the White House's public calls to the public have not stopped, and they are almost blown up.

Enthusiastic people from all states have called to apply to be volunteers, wanting to be the first to enter the space gate.

All pretty much mean the same thing:

I'm not afraid of death, so choose me first to try it out.

Some hot-tempered people even directly declared on the phone: If he is not elected, he will blow up the White House!

Hearing this kind of threat, the operator almost yelled: Spicy chicken, if you have the ability, come and try it!

Of course, the operator can only swear in his heart, and his good professionalism prevents him from swearing. Therefore, he had no choice but to tactfully express to all callers:

The White House is considering countermeasures and will announce the application method for volunteers as soon as possible.

In the end, according to statistics, so far, there have been more than 3,000 application calls, with an average of one call per minute.

A total of 300,000 letters from the people were sent from all over the country.

Yes, you read that right, it is 300,000, which almost flooded the White House's receiving department. Moreover, these two days have not yet reached the peak period, and as the completion date of the Space Gate draws closer, more letters will be sent to the White House.

For this reason, the official responsible for handling the White House correspondence is going crazy.

Spicy chicken, it was not so lively during the US presidential election. I just get a small salary, as for being so exhausted?

Also, that President Obama who only eats and does nothing, please, can you quickly introduce policies?

If this goes on like this, all the staff in our department will be exhausted to death.

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Maybe he heard the aspirations of the officials of the White House Letters Department, or maybe he really wanted to exhaust all the staff of the White House Letters Department to death, so...

Today, the media across the United States also joined in the fun.

"CBS Television": Dear viewers, the magical space gate is about to be completed! Is there anyone willing to be a volunteer, the first to enter the space gate, and teleport from the United States to China?

Is there any? Is there any?

If so, please call our station's hotline: XXXXXXXX, our station will sort out all the audience calls, and then send the list to the White House for selection.

"ABC Television": Audience friends, have you received the news? There are still 4 days before the magical space gate will take shape, but the White House has not yet announced the list of volunteers.

Are our government officials too timid to be the first to enter the space gate?

If this is the case, I want to say to Mr. President, please choose volunteers from among the people. I believe that the people of the United States of America are not afraid of death!

Audience friends, are you right?

"NBC Television in the United States": Come and fill in the form! ! !

We, NBC Media Group, have submitted an application to the White House to become a screening agency for "Space Gate Volunteers".

Audience friends, do you want to be famous all over the world?

Do you want to show your courage and charm in front of audiences from all over the world?

Do you want to have face-to-face contact with the watermelon gods and pumpkin gods who have shocked the world?

Come and fill out the application form, if you are lucky, you will be the next superstar!

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"American FOX TV Station", "New York Local Station", "Boston Area Radio Station", "Los Angeles Radio Station"...

Media groups across the United States moved, setting off a mighty storm of public opinion throughout the United States.

This storm started from the mainland of the United States, and in just half an hour, it rolled to the European continent and the whole world...

The world is boiling over.

Media from various countries also came out to join in the fun, especially European media groups.

They have applied to their respective governments one after another: they hope that the government can use the name of the European Union to fight for a chance to show their faces for the enthusiastic people in the country.

This will be famous all over the world!

What? You said that if the door of space blows up halfway, then the volunteers will die?

My sister, that is the space door built under the supervision of the Pumpkin God himself. How could something go wrong?

You idiot, why didn't I shoot you on the wall back then!

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For a government, the voice of the people can sometimes be ignored. But sometimes it must be treated with caution.

The difference in this area lies in: quantity, extremely large quantity!

Who dares to fight against the people of the whole country?

dare not!

No government would dare!

For this reason, the European Union urgently called the U.S. Ministry of Foreign Affairs: Volunteers from the European Union participated in the first batch of people entering the Hope Space Gate.

It is said to be "hope", but the hidden meaning is actually...

Hehe, you get the idea!

U.S. White House.

A group of senior officials are holding an emergency meeting.

"Gentlemen, how many should be selected for the first batch of volunteers?" Obama asked loudly.

After the sound fell, all the officials in the audience frowned. They are eagerly thinking about how many people should be selected for the first experiment.

After a while, Mr. Secretary of State was the first to stand up: "At least one quota must be given to the EU, otherwise it will have a bad impact on the international strategy of the Federation."

Hearing this, Obama nodded in approval.

We just fought a war with the EU a few days ago, and now we need to repair bilateral relations.

At this time, a female senator stood up: "Women's rights and interests should be reflected, no matter what aspect! Therefore, I hope that there will be a female representative among the volunteers!"

Hearing this, all the senior officials nodded.

This suggestion is good, and it can win women's votes for the government. After all, women in the United States also have the right to vote, and the number is extremely large.

Several officials then stood up, hoping for a representative of their industry.

For example: NBA Basketball Association; Screen Actors Union;

Hearing these words, Obama's head grew dizzy.

But before he could speak, at this moment.

An officer suddenly stood up and said seriously: "The military hopes that among the first batch of personnel entering the space gate, there will be three federal soldiers."

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at him in unison.

Nima, everyone only wants one, but you actually want three. You thought you were getting on the bus, but if there are too many people, it will be a little crowded.

Please, that is the world-renowned space gate!

And it was also supervised by the greatest genius in history in the United States of America—Little Ike, who actually wants three places.

Spicy chicken!

Your military is so awesome, why don't you go to the sky to pick the sun?

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