Super Black Technology

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"This is the British Broadcasting Corporation. According to the latest news from our station: at 5:30 this morning, Buckingham Palace, which covers an area of ​​180,000 square meters, ascended to heaven."

"It is reported that there are: US President Obama, Queen Victoria's family, British Prime Minister Cameron, British Minister of Defense, British Foreign Secretary, Minister of Education, Minister of Transport, 3 senior officials from the Ministry of Justice, and 7 members of the military. General..."

"Look at the screen ahead!"

At this time, a shocking picture appeared on the TV:

The huge Buckingham Palace is suspended in the sky, almost 300 meters above the ground.

Under it, there is an extremely flat huge pit, as if it was cut neatly with a knife. Whether it is stone, or soil, or wires, network cables...

All of this is so smooth that it is unbelievable.

Seeing this report, the British people were dumbfounded.

God, is today April Fool's Day?

In modern society, news transmission is very fast. Just 1 minute after the news came out, Europe broadcast it, and North America broadcast it...

Global media are broadcasting it.

Governments are speechless, really speechless.

They knew that it must be the ghost of the pumpkin god again. What can everyone say? Nothing to say!

Of course, if the governments of various countries have to say something, there are only three words:

"Please share!"

...

Enter Buckingham Palace.

Prime Minister Cameron panicked, snatched the remote control from Moulton's hand, then handed it to Ike, and said loudly:

"Quick, come down, come down!"

Ike shook his head and said, "If you don't surrender, I haven't finished the test yet!"

"My ancestors, please come down! Do you know how big a political incident this is?"

"Ike, come down quickly! The Queen of England is still up there!"

"Yeah, if something goes wrong..."

Countless people were trying to persuade the little guy, but unfortunately, Ike still shook his head.

At this moment, several young girls ran out of the palace and onto the square.

Seems to be British princesses, and...

Alice!

Everyone was overjoyed, and quickly shouted to Alice: "Alice, come and help us persuade Ike. Quick, quick!"

In the expectant eyes of everyone, Alice and the princesses rushed to Ike.

Alice stared at Ike angrily, and said, "Why are you so naughty? How can you move Buckingham Palace to the sky?"

Heh, can I say that I am doing it for energy?

Of course not!

So, but hearing Ike pouted, with an extremely aggrieved look, he replied: "Sister Alice, I'm not being naughty, they asked me to test it themselves!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience fell silent.

Cameron raised his hand and pointed at Ike, trembling and speechless.

"Then don't take the Buckingham Palace test! Come down quickly, hurry up!" Alice urged Ike anxiously.

Hearing this, Ike still shook his head.

"No, I'm going to find the big pumpkin! The big pumpkin I gave to my sister is still in space, I'm going to get it back!"

Oh, MYGOD! How to catch a big pumpkin with Buckingham Palace? Just fly into space? Not to mention anything else, just a lack of oxygen will lead to death!

"Ike, you land first, we will help you get the big pumpkin back!"

"Really?" Ike looked suspiciously at Prime Minister Cameron.

Cameron immediately raised his hand and swore that he would get the big pumpkin back.

Ike looked at Elder Alice again, Alice squatted down immediately, and touched the little guy's head.

"Ike, your dear sister has received it! Can you land Buckingham Palace?"

In the eyes of everyone expecting, Ike finally nodded.

"Okay, listen to sister Alice!"

After the sound fell, Ike put his hand on the joystick and manipulated Buckingham Palace to slowly descend. 300 meters, 200 meters, 50 meters, 10 meters...

"Boom!"

The huge sound shook the earth, and the huge Buckingham Palace fell into the huge pit smoothly, exactly.

Of course, those wires and network cables cut off by mysterious forces can only be repaired by someone.

"Quick, turn off the power!"

As soon as it fell, several agents rushed into the Rolls-Royce sports car, and then took out the metal box.

In the sky just now, no one dared to touch it. If it fell halfway, everyone would die.

"call----"

Seeing that everyone was truly safe, everyone breathed a sigh of relief at this moment.

Yeah, scared everyone to death.

"Ike, come here!" Obama yelled at Ike angrily.

This was the first time he had yelled at the little guy, and he was so angry.

Don't you think about the safety of others, should you think about yourself? What if I fall?

"Ike, come here!" Obama yelled again.

Hearing the roar, Ike quickly hid behind Alice's sister, looking frightened.

Alice turned her head, looked at Obama, and said, "Mr. President, you... Look, let's forget it!"

Obama: "..."

The audience was speechless again.

At this time, after hearing a sigh, it was Prime Minister Cameron who spoke.

"Forget it, forget it! Let's clean up the mess!"

Hearing this, everyone nodded.

Sudden!

Ike, pretending to be a little white rabbit, jumped out from behind Alice's sister and said loudly, "Help me catch the big pumpkin first!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone stared at him in unison, their gazes seemed to tear Ike's body into pieces.

Catch a big pumpkin? Catch your sister!

Did you catch it like this?

"Hey, it's really hard to raise such a cute child!" Obama and Cameron sighed, and then walked to the palace.

They need to go and see Her Majesty.

Fortunately, Her Majesty the Queen is safe and sound. Regarding this farce, Queen Victoria said this:

"Maybe I'm the first Queen of England to fly in a palace? Hehe, I think I'll be on the news tomorrow too! I used to be on a lot, since the little guy was born, I've dominated the news every day..."

Hearing Her Majesty's words, the two suddenly found themselves speechless.

...

Eastern Hemisphere. North America. space center.

Astronauts of Endeavor taking a break.

At this time, a companion asked: "Shall we go to space again?"

"I don't know! It depends on whether the British government wants a big pumpkin!"

"It should be, it's a birthday present from the little prodigy to Miss Alice, and..."

Sudden!

A series of violent sirens rang through the entire space center, and several aerospace experts rushed into the director's office in panic.

"Emergency: When we calculated the orbit of the big pumpkin, there was a data error of 3/100,000. Now the big pumpkin can no longer maintain the gravitational balance, and its arc around the earth is getting smaller and smaller."

Hearing this, the director raised his head, frowned and said, "What do you mean?"

"It means—a steel 'meteorite' weighing 100,000 tons is falling from space and is about to hit the earth!"

What? Fuck, that is infinitely high space.

Oh my god, the end of the world is coming, the end of the earth is coming!

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