Super Black Technology

"Little Ike, what kind of box is this?" the principal asked with a smile.

"Little Ike, let me see, okay?" The vice principal also asked curiously.

"Little Ike, can you give me one?" Ike's mentor directly asked for it.

Ike hugged the box tightly like a chick.

"No, no!"

"Give me one, just one!"

"I'm the person in charge of the physics laboratory. If you don't give it, I won't let you come here in the future!"

"Little Ike, I'm the principal, they don't need to give it, just give me one!"

...

Everyone surrounded the little guy tightly, as if they meant not to let him go without giving.

Ike was in a tragedy. After thinking about it for a long time, he threw a box to his mentor.

"Just one, don't ask for any more, or I'll be angry!"

Everyone was overjoyed and nodded again and again.

Being able to grab something from a stubborn little prodigy has never happened before.

So, they are satisfied.

Everyone got out of the way and let the little guy leave.

Ike held the remaining 4 boxes and ran away with a depressed face. Two assistants quickly followed him.

Seeing this scene, everyone laughed.

This little guy is so deceitful!

Unfortunately, they laughed too early. Because only one of those metal boxes is real, and all the others are fake.

"Gentlemen!"

At this time, the chubby security director shouted: "Please leave first, we need to seal the laboratory for inspection!"

Yes, do check.

Obviously, everyone didn't believe the little guy's lies. They wanted to check the laboratory to guess what kind of experiment the little guy was doing.

Unfortunately, they couldn't find anything at all, and they couldn't even deduce why the skylight was opened.

After all, it would never have occurred to even the most insane scholar that Ike opened the skylight to trap light and thus capture it.

Can modern technology do it?

No, this is beyond the limits of modern technology.

According to the theory of modern science and technology, light is always in a state of motion, always moving at the speed of light.

Therefore, the tragic people checked the laboratory to the bottom, but they didn't find out why.

The same is true for the inspection results of the metal box.

...

Detached villa.

Ike thumped home.

"Sister, sister Alice!"

Alice, who was reading a book, saw the little guy running back, and asked strangely: "Ike, what's the matter? What are you doing with the box?"

Ike grinned and picked out one of the boxes in his hand, and handed it to Alice.

"Sister Alice, help me put this box in your handbag."

Alice has two ladies' bags, one large and one small, and the large bag can hold a box.

"What's this?"

"Sister, don't worry about it, just pretend for me!"

"All right!"

Alice took the box, went back to the bedroom and put it in the bag. At this time, she didn't know what the metal box was; she didn't know how much the metal box was worth.

It can buy the whole world!

Because it is the foundation of the post-physical era. In the future, the entire physics world will make breakthroughs and developments based on it.

Its value is incalculable!

Its power can destroy the sun!

...

The news of the power outage in Cambridge caused some media in the United States to report it.

However, it is just some media.

Because, compared with other news, the news of the city's power outage is too small, too small

What's the other news?

That is - the super pumpkin car heavier than the aircraft carrier is about to be built!

Cambridge, Charles River.

A huge 30-meter-high pumpkin stands on the ground, and hundreds of workers are working on it non-stop.

In front of it, human beings are as small as an ant.

"Dear viewers, dear viewers, this is British BBC Television, and I am a reporter from BBC Television. I am currently located on the Charles River in Cambridge, USA."

"Did you see what's behind me? It's a pumpkin cart, a super pumpkin cart that the Watermelon God gave us to the 'British Rose'."

"It's almost done!"

Through the TV, countless viewers were stunned.

"It's so big! It's too big!"

"It's so high, at least as high as a 5-story building!"

The huge metal base is 50 meters long and 50 meters wide. On top of it is an oval pumpkin up to 30 meters high. The sun shines on the stainless steel, reflecting the silvery white light.

Stylish and beautiful, it shows a sci-fi style of modern architecture.

A helicopter hovered above it, as small as a bird in flight.

That was the interview helicopter of the American media.

"Dear viewers, this is ABC TV station in the United States, and we are broadcasting live for you. Now, the construction of the Super Pumpkin Car is nearing completion."

"It is estimated that it will be completed in three days. At that time, we can proudly announce that three days later, we will have another landmark building in the United States. Its name is - Super Pumpkin Cart."

Hearing the reporter's voice from the TV, audiences across the United States were dumbfounded.

This is called a car? This is called a pumpkin cart?

I think it might as well be called "Pumpkin Castle".

This is not only called by the citizens of the United States, but also by the people of other countries.

After all, how much kinetic energy does it take to move an all-metal object weighing 100,000 tons? Moreover, this "pumpkin cart" has no wheels at all.

For this question, some media invited Mr. President of HDR Architects to answer.

Facing the camera, the president of HDR shrugged and replied awkwardly:

"We thought about copying the design of the pumpkin cart from the Cinderella movie, but my designers told me that unless the wheels were made square, the round wheels would not be able to withstand the weight of 100,000 tons. .”

Speaking of this, the president of HDR paused, touched his head, and continued helplessly:

"If the wheel is made into a square shape, is it still called a wheel? So, after discussion, we decided to cancel the wheel!"

In front of the TV, audiences from all over the world burst into laughter after hearing this explanation.

"Haha, you're laughing so hard baby, square wheels!"

"It's a good thing they didn't make it, otherwise their architectural firm would be famous all over the world. Square wheels, 666!"

"It doesn't matter if it's square or original, or it doesn't have wheels, anyway, I just want to see how it will end up."

"Wait for the construction to complete!"

"Wait for +1!"

"Wait for +2!"

...

"Wait for +10086!"

People all over the world are waiting for the construction of the Super Pumpkin Cart to be completed, because everyone knows that when it is completed, the little federal prodigy will definitely bring his sister Alice to see.

When the time comes, will the little child prodigy be dazed when he sees this "pumpkin cart"?

Thinking of this scene, people around the world laughed even more happily.

A pumpkin cart without wheels, haha!

That night.

All the construction workers are off work, only the site security is still on duty day and night.

At this time, several men in suits broke into the construction site.

"Who?!" the security guard yelled.

The men lifted their suits and flashed their badges: "FBI!"

The security guards moved out of the way, and the FBI agents entered the pumpkin van, and then installed tiny cameras in various places.

After all this was done, the agents left.

Within an hour, another group of men broke into the construction site.

"who?!"

"MIS, we have a pass issued by the White House."

Likewise, these MIB agents went inside the pumpkin van and installed their miniature cameras and bugs.

The next day, daytime.

An Asian construction worker was building a workshop inside the pumpkin cart, and suddenly strangely stuffed two "buttons" into a steel gap.

One button is a tiny camera, the other is a tiny bug.

who is he? What do you want to do?

Three kilometers away, a wireless receiver started working.

That night, an HDR architect also went inside to install the "buttons" on the pretext of checking the progress...

"Sir, I have fulfilled your request."

"Very good, we will call you immediately for your reward!"

"Thanks!"

...

Is the US government an idiot? Obviously not, although they don't understand what the little guy wants to do, they just wait and see.

And are the intelligence agencies of various countries fools? Obviously not, so they're all in on the action.

At this time, Ike didn't know that the super pumpkin cart he planned to give to Alice's sister had become a sieve.

If he knew, he would be so angry.

Fuck, you are violating human rights and privacy!

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