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The trial is still going on.

The beautiful lawyer from the British side appeared again. At this time, she had a smile on her face, but the smile on the defendant's face, the lawyer Owen, disappeared, and she was extremely serious.

"Mr. Judge, because of the accident just now, can I ask the defendant a few more questions?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Barrister Owen shouted: "Protest, the plaintiff's lawyer's questioning just now is over."

The presiding judge hesitated a little. From the standpoint of the United States, he really didn't want the British lawyers to question the defendant again; however, it is now being broadcast live globally, under the watchful eyes of everyone.

"Mr. Judge, please be fair and just!"

The words of the British lawyer finally made the presiding judge nod his head.

"The defendant can be questioned again! The protest of the defendant's lawyer is invalid!"

The British lawyer showed a triumphant smile, quickly bowed to the judge, and then habitually walked towards the dock.

The audience burst into laughter.

A handsome guy yelled: "Beauty, the defendant is with the witnesses!"

As soon as these words came out, the beautiful lawyer stopped in her tracks and hurried back, her face extremely embarrassed.

After decades of practice, this is the first time I have encountered such a funny defendant!

The action I just made should be embarrassing. Woohoo, I am ashamed in front of the whole world.

At this moment, the beautiful lawyer wanted to cover her face too.

With embarrassment, the beautiful lawyer finally came to the witness stand again. This time, it was no longer a silent child who faced her, but a cute child.

The cute child is smiling as brightly as a flower.

"Little Ike, let me ask you a few questions, can you answer me honestly?"

The cute child nodded: "Okay!"

"May I ask why you are attacking..."

Before the words were finished, Barrister Owen's protest sounded again in the court: "Protest against the plaintiff's lawyer for enticing my client!"

"Protest is invalid!"

Barrister Owen sat down tragically. He knew that he was going to fall. Thirty years in the industry, today is set.

as expected.

"Little Ike, may I ask why you attacked Leeds, England?"

The cute child tilted his head, turned to look at Elder Sister Alice beside him, and replied happily, "Because my elder sister is beautiful!"

Fuck me, what the hell kind of answer is this? Does this mean that you are subjectively malicious?

Whispering voices resounded in the audience.

And the British lawyers' inquiries are still going on, and they are getting deeper and deeper...

"Little Ike, may I ask why you attacked 11 states in the United States?"

"Because my sister is beautiful!"

"Little Ike, why do you want to attack the whole world's network and force the watermelon cartoon to be played on all screens?"

"Because my sister is beautiful!"

"Did you know that your actions could wreak havoc on the world economy?"

"For my sister, I am not afraid of anything. I want to find my sister and work hard to grow up. When I grow up, I can make money and buy a lot of watermelon for my sister. Watermelon is very sweet and the best!"

puff! puff! puff!

Some spectators who were drinking water sprayed out at once, spraying the people in the front seat into a drowned chicken.

Countless audiences roared with laughter again.

But at this moment, Barrister Owen in the dock didn't smile, his heart was cold.

It's over, it's over! The lawsuit is lost.

I didn't lose in the hands of my opponent, but in the hands of my teammates.

Don't be afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs. The child prodigy of the party is a pig, or a pig that immediately surrenders to the enemy when it sees a beautiful sister.

God, did you send him to punish me?

...

At this time, the British lawyers were also dumbfounded. Fortunately, she achieved her goal.

"Mr. Judge, my questioning is over. From the questioning just now, we can see that the defendant attacked the Internet all over the world in order to find my witness. What does this mean? It means that the defendant is subjective and conscious. a premeditated act."

"My words are over. Thank you, Mr. Judge, and thank you, the jury."

After listening to the words of the British lawyer, the judges and jury members whispered to each other.

Just then, a female voice sounded, it was Alice.

"No! He didn't commit the crime on purpose! He was just a boy, and he was looking for me! Please, Mr. Judge, don't convict him, please!"

Everyone looked at Alice in surprise.

Is there any mistake, aren't you a witness for the plaintiff? How to help the defendant speak?

The global audience was also speechless in amazement.

Today's trial was really full of twists and turns. The little child prodigy just defected to the plaintiff's camp, and then Elder Sister Alice defected back to the defendant's camp...

I don't understand, I don't understand, all I can say is:

Your circle is really chaotic!

"Boom!"

The sound of the huge hammer resounded throughout the audience.

"Everyone stand up!" The presiding judge shouted loudly, and then everyone at the scene stood up.

"I declare: the trial is over! The results will be announced in half an hour!"

Under everyone's solemn eyes, the nine judges and jurors walked to the rest area together. There they will discuss the final results.

Is it guilty? Or acquitted?

Everyone is waiting, the whole world is waiting.

...

Alice walked towards the British area, praying as she walked.

However, the tragedy is that there is a little tail behind her. When she walks, the little tail also walks; when she stops, the little tail also stops...

The audience who were waiting for the trial results were all stunned.

What's happening here?

Alice is going back to the British Prime Minister, why do you, an American prodigy, follow her?

Are you going to defect to the enemy and change to British nationality?

British area.

Prime Minister Cameron's heart suddenly filled with endless joy, and all the senior British officials jumped up in surprise.

Miss Alice actually lured the little guy here? Very good!

"Quick, go pick him up!"

Prime Minister Cameron hastily greeted him.

On the other side, in the US region, President Obama, Hughes and others were extremely depressed, with tragedy written all over their faces.

"Quick, go and pull him back!"

Seeing this scene, the audience's eyes widened, and in front of the TV, audiences around the world also widened their eyes, with expressions of disbelief in their eyes.

Fuck, this American prodigy is too easy to hook, right?

Does it mean that in the future I will take a piece of candy, oh, no, take a watermelon, and then I can abduct the child prodigy back to my home?

666!

However, Prime Minister Cameron rushed forward and hugged the little tail behind Alice.

"Haha, little Ike, you are so cute!"

"Put him down!"

Obama and Hughes shouted angrily.

Prime Minister Cameron seemed not to have heard, and quickly carried the little guy to his seat. Obama and Obama can only catch up tragically.

This chase went directly to the British area.

The British area was in complete chaos, and everyone got up to give up their seats to the little guy.

Next door, the French area was also in chaos. After seeing the British seduce the little guy, the French president couldn't sit still anymore and hurried to the British side.

The German area is also in chaos, the South Korean area is also in chaos, and the areas of China and Russia are also in turmoil...

The British woman actually tricked the little guy away, what a godsend.

America was outraged.

The Secretary of Defense, using a military headset, ordered:

"The army immediately surrounded the scene and no one was allowed to leave, no matter who it was!"