Stratholme God

  Chapter 674 Children's Day Activities (I wish all over-age children a happy holiday)

  The earth is roaring and volcanoes are erupting.

  The terrifying world of flames is constantly expanding, infecting the earth, pushing the realm of flames foot by foot into the world of mortals.

  A large number of troops entered the bottom of the Black Rock Mountain in an orderly manner and marched towards the core of the flame.

  The temperature is still rising, and as it goes deeper into the Molten Core, all this will eventually reach its climax. In the end, if Ragnaros the Balrog is not killed, everyone will die.

   Originally, this would be a very tragic scene...

   Since some funny things, everything has changed.

  [Lori has more than three good things]: "Come, come! Miss the snowballs of Winter Veil? Miss the fun of childhood? [Snowball War] completely satisfied you!"

  On the side of Yanqiao Road, a guy whose eyes are like two crescent moons, a guy who looks like a lotus on his tongue, advertises the generals stationed there.

  To be fair, if this guy didn't have a trident badge, he would have been arrested by the Union military police immediately and put him in confinement.

  Naihe【Trident】is to do whatever you want.

  The whole league knows that these guys seem to be the most unreliable, but they are the best at playing. From the first battle of the Dark Gate to the third, he cut foreign enemies from the eastern kingdom to Mount Hyjal, and also participated in the previous Blackwing Nest Raiders battle.

   Compared with military exploits, any army is a younger brother compared to them.

   Even Tyrande's Sentinels were slightly inferior.

   In addition, they are the direct descendants of the leader of the alliance, McDonald's, so it is not too much trouble at ordinary times. The military police also turn a blind eye to the troubles of these guys.

   As for the [Snowball Battle], it's a bit outrageous.

The teasing of    trident turned a good defensive battle into an air gun shooting amusement show in an amusement park.

   "Is...is this appropriate?" a sergeant asked weakly.

  [Wang Jing is not Wang Jing] slapped his chest: "What's wrong? Isn't the fire elemental creature our enemy? We take the initiative to seduce and reduce the number of enemies in advance. This is completely in line with military needs!"

The    command is so right.

   The Alliance Heroes and the vanguard army on the front line have advanced to ten kilometers away. If the leader of the alliance stops, he will let the rear advance in sequence and ensure the smoothness and safety of the transportation channel.

   This is not so simple. The width of the rock bridge is about 500 meters, which is enough for small-scale battles. For the advancement of an army of more than 10,000 people, this is too narrow.

   Those fire elemental creatures in the shape of water droplets suddenly emerged from the lava and caught the defenders by surprise several times.

   On the other hand, even wearing goggles that prevent glare, staring at the constantly bubbling lava is a very hurtful thing to the eyes.

   The bunker is still under construction, and now we can only rely on tanks as the node of the temporary defense line.

  [Ling CC] couldn't help but pull the sergeant over and put it on the gun mount of an [Oriental Anti-Aircraft Vehicle]: "Come on! With this, as long as you can kill five or more, there will be a mysterious reward!"

   There were also several soldiers, who were dragged and pulled to the gun emplacements.

   The next second, right in front of the defenders, these trident sand sculptures began to dance the dance of ghosts and animals.

   What the same hands and feet, what the dance of the pharaohs...cough! Anyway, how the **** came.

   It looks like a group of demons are dancing wildly, but in fact, if the strange aquamarine gemstones in their hands are removed, it is really a group of demons dancing wildly.

   Wearing the gem, however, has another meaning: it represents the battle dance of the water element of Hydraxia!

   is translated into element language, to be blunt - WDNMD fire element!

  Uncle can bear it, auntie can't bear it!

   In front of everyone's eyes, dozens of fire elements that were not much taller than people jumped out of the lava suddenly, screaming and rushing towards the alliance's defense line.

   Naturally, a snowball battle was triggered.

  The specially processed frost cannonballs pull out colorful light and shadow in this red hell.

The    special effects are not to mention, the point is that when the cannons were fired, the almost magical children's song "Two tigers love to dance, the little rabbit obediently pulls the radish..." sounded.

   This style is really speechless.

   Frost cannonballs poured onto these almost smallest fire elemental creatures, and in one round they were all beaten into fire elemental residues.

  You think this is the end?

too naive!

In front of the    turret, there is also a sign [Stratholme Lava Fishing Competition].

   Don't think that fishing is lonely.

   A group of sand sculpture players used fishing rods made of high-temperature-resistant steel used for steelmaking, together with heat-insulating handles and heat-insulating gloves, to hook the fire element residues out of the lava.

  【Xie Zhiyi】: "Fuck! 【Blood of Mountains】!"

  【Xian Mochen】: "This is 【Fire Elemental Essence】!?"

   This style of painting made the clerk in charge of statistics of the results speechless.

   When the soldiers who had just finished fighting a group of fire elements thought this was the end, they were pulled to a big turntable by those guys.

   "Come, come! It's time for the big draw! Everyone has a prize, never fail!"

   When the soldiers saw it, they were all stupid.

  The prizes range from good food, to extra home letters, to Arathor gold coins, and more.

   The most outrageous thing is that there are beauties introduced.

  [The heart at that time]: "Come on! Come on! If you give up the turntable, you can get the contact information of single beauties from all over the alliance, from Stratholme to Dalaran, to Stormwind City, all of them-"

  The eyes of the defenders were straight.

   The clerk confirmed just now that not only military exploits are counted, but there are also small prizes distributed by the trident. For a time, the crowd surged, and the originally boring defensive battle became interesting.

   Suddenly there was a lot of voices on this side of the defense line, and the scene almost couldn't hold.

   This matter was reported to the front line, and Arthas went to McDonald's.

   "Alas! I think I may never be as good as you at McDonald's in my life."

  McDonald's face is full of question marks, and his surface is calm: "What's wrong?"

The two fools said what happened in the back, and sighed incomparably: "Before entering the Molten Core, I repeatedly warned my subordinates to be mentally prepared for a deadly battle. Who knows that after I came in, I found that most of the soldiers were too nervous, then The feeling that the heartstrings are too tense and will collapse at any time, I can see it casually. I don't know how to comfort them."

   He was right, it was a bit embarrassing for a group of mortal soldiers to enter this world full of magma. A lot of people were just farmers they didn't know before.

  The two fools continued: "I didn't expect that you solved this problem lightly. I really admire it."

   The second fool said so, and immediately made all the elves around him turn their attention to McDonald's face, making him embarrassed.

  This... Do I have to tell you that this is because today on earth is Children's Day, and then the group of guys who are sand sculptures to death are so idle that they simply organize Children's Day activities themselves?

   At this time, Tyrande said, "How about your soldiers selflessly introducing young single beauties to other soldiers?"

   McDonald's was dumbfounded when he heard this, and quickly glanced at the system group.

   discovered that it was actually those **** who were judging their head and feet.

   "Alas! Not even Maria in Goldtown, this girl has body odor."

   "Let's join Lillian from Darrowshire too. This girl doesn't like bathing."

"agree!"

"Seconded!"

   McDonald's almost choked to death.

  Nima, this is not a car to kindergarten!

   Are you running a second-hand dating agency?

  How can you tell me the truth of this matter?

  McDonald's side is light and calm, and he ignores the important points: "There are a few small points, don't be rigid. The way of military use, one by one - Alsace, there are many things you have to learn!"

   "Teached." Alsace looked at McDonald in admiration.

   (end of this chapter)