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"I... I'm fine, I'm in good shape, and I can play remote output stably later, don't worry."

Knowing that Wei Wei was aware of her strangeness, Ruoyu calmly stepped on Ouyang Xiu's foot and twisted her desperately.

"Are you okay? It's okay, then let's go to the battle according to the battle we discussed earlier."

Afterwards, Hercules took Ouyang Xiu and Ruoyu and talked as they walked, analyzing the countermeasures they negotiated one by one along the way, and pointed out that Jin Chan escaped from the shell, threw bricks to attract jade, borrowed knives to kill people, waited for labor, caught thieves and captured the king, took advantage of the fire, closed doors to catch thieves, fished in troubled waters, Fighting grass to alarm the snake, hiding the sky and crossing the sea, counter-scheming, hiding a knife in a smile, pulling the sheep with the hand, adjusting the tiger to leave the mountain, Li Dai peach stiff, pointing the mulberry and scolding the locust, watching the fire from the bank, blossoming on the tree, secretly crossing the Chencang, walking for the best plan, fake and insane, hard-to-play, drawing wages from the bottom of the pot, empty city strategy, bitter meat strategy, distant friendship and close attack, anti-customer mainly, going to the house Pulling ladders, stealing beams and replacing pillars, creating things out of nothing, beauty tricks, borrowing corpses to bring back souls, sounding east and west, besieging Wei and saving Zhao, serial tricks, fake roads and cutting Guo, etc., all kinds of operations are explained.

Shaking his head, he spoke in a straight-forward manner.

"We also analyzed ten arrays to choose from -

The word long snake array, the long rainbow pierces the sun;

The two dragons emerge from the water formation, and their claws are captured together.

The Three Talents Taiyi Formation, standing on three legs;

The four images of Luohe formation, the four directions are mixed.

Five tigers and flocks of sheep form, all points to enter;

Six Yulian square matrix, each degree square.

Seven Stars Beidou Formation, Taiyi Lower Realm;

Eight gates of golden locks, eight immortals are immortal.

Nine-curved Yellow River Array, flying sand devours lives;

Ambush from all sides, the souls of heroes. "

Ouyang Xiu was in Ruo Yu's arms and smiled patiently, reminding him of his old university dormitory.

If it is said that the topics that girls like to chat about before going to bed are which senior is handsome, which ex-boyfriend is the most scumbag, and which warm man is the cutest.

Then the boys are relatively more specific, no matter which topic they start from, the international situation, oil futures, the history of the Han and Tang Dynasties, world famous books, electronic products, cutting-edge technology, luxury brands, trying to figure out people's hearts......

In the end, it will return to an eternal topic - how to chase girls.

As the saying goes, men chase women across mountains, men chase men with separate layers of yarn. …

Chasing girls is not so easy, which can be said to be the most troublesome problem that plagues countless young students.

How to chase?

How to chase?

Where to start?

Make a dinner date or watch a movie first?

Whether it is a talented person who has rummaged through the history books or a top student who has learned from the past and the present, they will all fall into this vicious circle of philosophical thinking.

This problem, I asked the senior, the senior shook his head, and asked the teacher, the teacher sighed, he couldn't find it in the book, and couldn't find it on the mobile phone.

When I dreamed back at midnight, I couldn't bear the thirst for knowledge. I wanted to use Baidu. I found that there were some clichés and earthy love words on the Internet.

At this time, there are often one or two roommates who can answer questions and provide their own experience and understanding of this age-old problem.

It is simply the love mentor of life. The methods are all-encompassing, and the listeners are not unmoved. This unpredictable operation is the pinnacle of skills.

When I first listened to it, my eyes lit up, and then I fell into thinking and admired his talent.

But the most puzzling thing is that these people who have been through the heavens and the latitudes often have no experience in love, and may blush when they talk to girls, not to mention the opportunity to communicate with girls in depth.

They are roommates' love mentors and online chat assistants, but they are alone and become a mystery for the ages.

And those love sages who "live in the midst of thousands of flowers and never touch the body" and have many years of love experience are often reticent, silent, and occasionally sigh, as if he is the loser. .

This makes people puzzled, and those who have zero experience talk freely, making people immersive, like a master.

A lover who can make a little girl giggle with just two words, but often fails to give valuable opinions and suggestions. He usually listens to everyone's analysis and explanation quietly, and sometimes taps his head to show his affirmation. .

Ouyang Xiu used to be the most loyal listener, listening to the 0-experience elder brother telling his heroic and epic stories, such as:

①Banhua saw him this morning, nodded and smiled, what does this mean?

This represents the implied favor, why nodding is an affirmation of his appearance, and why smiling is a secret promise to his love.

But he didn't say anything. He walked into the classroom with a smile and waved, picked up the book, and listened to the class carefully, as if he was a well-respected monk.

(The real story is that the 0-experience elder brother ambushed the class flower in the morning, deliberately stepped on the spot where the class flower went to the classroom, pretended to happen to pass by, and waved with a smile.

Out of politeness, Ban Hua smiled awkwardly for a while, then turned around with the book and left. )

②On the basketball court, seeing his handsome dribbling and handsome appearance, the girls passing by stopped one after another and stopped to watch, their eyes twinkling with the radiance of spring. How can this be done?

Of course, that is to buy a pair of handsome basketball shoes, brand-new basketball uniforms, girls are not paddling in place, and when girls come to Jordan, they can dunk and never shoot.

Basketball can be missed, but the posture must be handsome!

To be smart and coherent, not to be sloppy at all, rather to walk with the ball, bend the elbow to attack the layup, but also to play the most handsome posture and the most elegant operation.

The wild flowers gradually become attractive to the eyes, and Asakusa can have no horses' hooves.

The dormitory classmates who have studied hard all the way up have never heard such a wonderful explanation and such a heart-warming story before. They all contributed their own snacks and looked forward to the next episode with applause.

(The real story is that, in order to attract the attention of the girls, the 0-experienced eldest brother is as fierce as a tiger, and the score is 0 to 5 at a glance.

There is actually only one reason why girls come to watch the game, that is, there is a handsome little brother and senior on the court. Don't talk about a handsome posture, in their opinion, even if the younger brother and senior can't make ten shots, there is a problem with the frame. )

③After he joined the literary club, Hua Ruoyu joined the literary club. What does this mean?

you still need to ask?

It's just a question of points.

Of course, the literary qualities he contained in his body were discovered. "There is a sense of poetry and literature in his belly", which means he is himself, talented, domineering, handsome, etc. As long as he can tell, he will wear it on his body.

The roommates in the dormitory certainly won't believe this kind of nonsense at first~www.novelmt.com~ Of course they will go deeper and find out. …

my darling~

The time of joining the club is one after the other, and it fits perfectly. Shihua actually likes his rubbing ratio?

Although the truth is hard to believe, the evidence is stone hammered!

(The real plot is....Please listen to the next decomposition~)

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(End of this chapter)

So what is the truth?

Sell ​​it, readers who have been watching~

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