Song Tan Jishi

Lu Chuan inexplicably knelt down and turned off the fire in the stove. Then he looked at his grandma and grandpa who couldn't take his eyes away. He couldn't help but ask:

"What to choose?"

Song Tan said sadly: "It's just a routine hometown project, randomly selecting a single dog to match me..."

Lu Chuan:......

He suddenly laughed out loud: "What a coincidence, your aunt and uncle have already adapted it in the yard just now - well, it's a must-have item for going out."

Then he raised the basin in his hand slightly and said, "I'm going to work - there is a lot of water at the door, so you two should be careful."

Grandma nodded repeatedly, her eyes gleaming as she looked at Lu Chuan.

But he was obviously used to this kind of gaze, and he left gracefully at this moment.

Song Tan was no longer embarrassed in an instant, and instead pushed his grandfather's wheelchair: "Grandma, let's go, we are all waiting at home - there are several single people, please take a look, we are not in a hurry."

But grandma held her arm, hating that iron could not turn into steel:

"Why do you feel so good about yourself? As for the young man in front of you, you will be satisfied with just one! How many more do you want? Look at how handsome he is!"

Song Tan laughed: "We just met each other, we can't judge people by their appearance..."

"Nonsense!" Grandma glared at her: "If I hadn't judged people by their appearance, would I have been able to marry your grandfather back then? The more ordinary a man is, the more faults he has."

Song Tan nodded and said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay! Come on, let's go into the house first. Once inside, watch me take him down slowly..."

"That's right!" Grandma patted Grandpa and said, "How about it? This guy is much more handsome than you were when you were young, isn't he? We must have the ability."

Grandpa groaned, unable to say anything against his will, so he could only find fault with himself:

"If you look so white, you probably won't be able to do any work in the fields, right?"

Grandma sneered: "When we got married, you didn't even know how to cook."

Grandpa was silent for a moment.

…

However, grandma couldn't enter the yard for a while, because as soon as they got around the crowd, they saw a group of people at the door already carrying and hugging the big fat pig by hooking its two hind legs and hanging them upside down on the shelf. Got it!

During this period, there were also jokes from the villagers:

"Hey, I just said that you guys from the city are not that energetic, right? It's so embarrassing."

"Is this pig heavy? The more than 480 kilograms are not for nothing! I haven't seen such a big fat pig in many years."

"Hey, Xiao Qin and Xiao He are here to help put on such new clothes. Look, this pig has stained the clothes!"

In the crowd, two ordinary-looking men stood there and giggled, taking out their mobile phones to take pictures of the pig.

When grandma and grandpa heard that this pig weighed more than 400 kilograms, how could it still move? I just squeezed into the crowd and started watching.

The hired pig butcher has indeed been good at it for many years. Although he rarely does it now, his skill is still there.

I saw the bright and shiny knife gently and deftly pulling down the pig's belly. It was like cutting butter, and the whole pig's internal organs were cut open so easily.

The abdominal cavity of the fat white pig opened up, and the hot air instantly floated out, followed by the internal organs that were teetering on the verge of falling.

"Where's the bucket? Where's the bucket?" The pig butcher shouted loudly inside, and he saw Qiaoqiao approaching with his mobile phone. At the same time, he moved his feet and kicked over an old plastic bucket that had been prepared in advance.

The butcher raised his foot and hooked the bucket directly below the pig. At this moment, the sharp knife in his hand lightly and deftly made two cuts in the abdominal cavity. Before he could see which direction it was, he saw a large group of thick blue-gray pigs. The intestines fell in instantly.

"Ah! Did you see, kids? This is pig intestines. There are also pig small intestines - the small intestines will be given to the uncle who kills the pig later, but my mother said that she wants to stuff some sausages this year, so she has to discuss with the uncle to give more With some money, I can keep the small intestine for myself.”

The live broadcast room is already in shock!

Just, it has to be our Qiaoqiao anchor! He really shows us how to kill a pig!

Just like those fans in the live broadcast room, even if they kill pigs in their hometown, their viewing angles are probably not that close!

Now I have seen with my own eyes the pig's hair being shaved and broken open in a hot water bucket, and I have seen the butcher's muscular body, and how the knife is so smooth and silky, I am really shocked!

From a certain perspective, this live broadcast is like repairing a donkey's hoof, it's so addictive!

The barrage is already abuzz!

【Nine-turn large intestine ah ah ah! I want to eat! 】

【Vinegar fat intestines! Stir-fried pork sausage with hot pepper! What about the lucky ones who participated in the pig killing feast? Eat it hard for me! 】

[Ah ah ah, is this the pig I’m going to eat later! It's so pitiful, I can't even imagine how delicious it is! 】

[At this moment, there is a flame of jealousy in my heart. There are so many lucky people in the world, why can’t I be the only one...]

[Ahhh, I’m so jealous that I’m rolling all over the bed and have nowhere to vent! 】

【snort! Although I can't eat the pig-killing feast, I don't have to wash my intestines. I won't cry! 】

【that is! There’s nothing to be jealous of. These pig intestines are hard to clean up. Whether you can eat them for lunch or not is another matter.]

[He is anxious, he is anxious]

[Give me pig urine! 】

【What's coming? 】

[Pig urine bubble is the pig’s bladder! 】

[Can you eat this too? ! ! Shocking jpg】

【What's wrong with this? This is delicious when braised. When we were young, this was our folk remedy to treat bedwetting]

[Ah ah ah, I want to eat pork liver! Fried pork liver, my mouth is drooling all over the place.]

【Pork liver soup! Wolfberry Pork Liver Soup – my love! 】

[That... everyone is only looking at the present, only I see the future. Teacher Qiaoqiao, if your family keeps small intestines, can you sell me some stuffed sausages? 】

【sausage! I want I want! I want something spicy! 】

【Cantonese style yyds! 】

[Don’t you make sausage enema? 】

[What kind of blood sausage? The one-pot stew of cabbage, pig blood and tofu is so delicious! 】

[Okay, okay, right after the pig’s entrails were cut out, you guys started fighting among yourself, right? If you have any objections, please raise them to those who went to the pig-killing feast! 】

【that is! What time is it? The pigs are all being slaughtered. Why haven't they arrived yet? Inflating pigs, scraping their hair and washing their intestines, that's not a lot of work, right? 】

【Yeah! It is highly recommended to arrange for them to learn to wash pig intestines! 】

[Second, strongly seconded! 】

Everyone was discussing in full swing, but the pig butcher had already pushed the heavy basin aside, and then greeted people:

"Come on, come on, it's ready to be divided into two halves! Someone here can help hold it up so that such good meat doesn't fall to the ground."

Qin Yun and He Kuang looked at each other for an instant, then one of them took two steps back holding the phone, and the other bravely stepped forward:

"I'll come, I'll come!"

Although their strength is small, there are so many people, and the meat cutting table is on the side. They can still hold up half of the two hundred kilograms.

As for the clothes...they are just as dirty as they are dirty. It doesn't make any difference if they are more dirty or less dirty.

The most important thing is——

Killing pigs, participating in the killing of pigs yourself, is really fun!

Update two, good night.