Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

What did you eat growing up?

Have you drank too much of Brother Crunch’s fake wine? ?

I still ate too much Jin Ke La.

Why are your hobbies so different?

Water friends who know this aspect have sent comments one after another.

"I didn't find out that I was bisexual not long ago. It's actually not a big deal."

"Let's talk in private and tell your story."

"I like a girl in my class during my freshman year, and I like a boy in my class during my sophomore year. I feel uncomfortable seeing her chatting with boys, and I feel shy when I see him."

"I don't like humans anymore..."

"Why don't you try the Two-Spined Ape?"

"I like My Little Pony and feel happy every day."

"I'm not interested in men, so dress up as a woman."

Water friends reassure me that there is no need to be so surprised.

A country that is beautiful on the outside but extremely ugly on the inside.

There are also 97 genders.

Compared to the 97 genders, this is nothing.

After three minutes of heat, I felt cold all over for no reason.

A strange picture appeared in my mind.

In a private room, the boss was holding a cigarette and hugging each other.

On the left is the delicate beauty, and on the right is herself.

"vomit!"

As the picture became clearer and clearer, he bowed his head and retched in the heat for three minutes.

The sound of retching seems to be contagious.

Many water friends with low mental endurance felt sick when he was with him.

"Dr. Chen, I'm not as disgusting as you."

After three minutes of heat, he said feebly: "After finishing the meal with you, I guess I won't have an appetite all day tomorrow, and maybe I won't have an appetite during this period."

Thinking of the manager, he looked like vomiting again for three minutes.

Even if I beat him to death, he wouldn't be able to figure it out.

What exactly does the boss like about you?

Are you attracted by his nearly 200 kilograms of fat, or do you like a boy with his looks?

Chen Yu crossed his hands and held his chin, and said, "You made a mistake."

"What I say about liking, and what you think about liking, have two different meanings."

"Like has many meanings, not only the love between men and women, but also the care between elders for younger generations and relatives."

He blinked his big eyes for three minutes.

My brain feels extremely chaotic.

"Dr. Chen, aren't he and the boss related?"

"If that's the case, many things can be explained."

"A freshly graduated private college student who joins a company as an assistant to the boss is not just making jokes, but he must also have hidden agendas."

"If they are relatives, why doesn't he know each other?"

"Distant relative."

Water friends have different opinions.

Analyze by relative.

Freshly graduated private college students, unless they are in popular majors.

Otherwise, the value in the job market is so low that it can be ignored.

For the position of Assistant General Manager, it is impossible to recruit freshly graduated college students.

Even if they were to be recruited, they would all be girls.

And she must be a very beautiful girl.

Recruiting a fat man weighing more than 200 pounds and having no ability to work.

Either the boss is really nice.

Or maybe there's something else going on.

"Is he that bastard?"

For three minutes, his eyes were as wide as a bull's eye, and he uttered a curse word.

Chen Yu smiled slightly and said, "He is the bastard in your mouth."

"Damn! It's really this old bastard!"

Heat for three minutes and gnash your teeth.

He understood what Chen Yu meant.

The water friends didn't understand.

Glancing at the screen, Hot Three Minutes said angrily: "The old bastard disappeared for twenty years, and now he suddenly appears again. Does he want to take me back?"

"To the patient, please calm down. He doesn't want to take you back, he just wants to compensate you."

I saw many water friends asking who the bastard they said was, and within three minutes of the popularity, they started using swear words again.

"Old fellows, I shouldn't talk about this at first, but that's it for today, so I'll tell you about it."

"That old bastard I'm talking about is my biological father!"

"My current parents are not my biological parents."

"But my adoptive parents."

"They were my neighbors when I was a kid."

"One winter, the old bastard knocked on the door of the house next door and handed me over to them to raise."

"He said that he owed a large amount of money and planned to go away."

Everyone has a past that they don’t want to mention.

The same goes for the cheerful three-minute heat.

She has been called mom and dad for twenty years, but she has no blood relationship with him.

His biological mother died in childbirth when giving birth to him.

My biological father is a gambling dog.

When I was two years old, my biological father owed a large foreign debt.

He chose to run away to avoid debts and gave his son to a neighbor couple to raise.

From then on, he fled to the end of the world, not knowing whether to live or die.

His adoptive parents kept nothing from him.

Hot Three Minutes has understood since he was a child that he has no blood relationship with his parents.

But this does not affect him at all, he regards the other party as his biological parents.

Quarreling is quarreling, and there has never been a rift in the relationship between the three of them.

According to Hot Three Minutes, bickering and talking back to parents is also a way to express family affection.

"Dr. Chen, he learned that I was his son, so he recruited me to his side, right?"

He rushed out after three minutes of heat.

Chen Yu nodded and said, "Indeed."

"If you're not your biological son, how could he give you a monthly salary of nine thousand yuan?"

"And teach you step by step about work."

The heat lasted for three minutes and I was so angry that I didn’t look like one.

It must have been his overseas investment resume that exposed his identity.

The old bastard and his adoptive parents have been neighbors for many years.

Very knowledgeable about the two of them.

I saw my home address and date of birth on my resume.

With his parents’ names, how could he not know who he was?

In an instant, there are all kinds of memories that I don’t want to be remembered by the heat for three minutes.

All come to mind.

The old bastard invited him to dinner from time to time.

It is not that the leader cares for his subordinates, but that he wants to feel the so-called father-son relationship in this way.

Picking up food for yourself with a doting look on your face.

It is also for this reason.

It's not the pampering between lovers.

But the doting between father and son.

Chen Yu said: "The first few times I invited you to dinner, you couldn't let go every time and only ate a little bit."

"Later, he took the initiative to bring you food and asked you to finish the food without leaving any food."

"This is his way of making amends."

"Besides, rushing into the bathroom to bully you was just your unilateral imagination."

"The actual situation is to check your body."

"body check?"

After three minutes of heat, his face was blank.

Chen Yu continued: "You told me before that when working, he touches you from time to time, either patting you on the shoulder or touching your wrist."

"He also said that he has learned fortune telling and wants to read your palm prints."

"These are all excuses. The actual purpose is to use the opportunity of close physical contact to examine your body in a unique way of Chinese medicine."

"Determine if you actually have cancer."