Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

The Uchiha child wanted to slap himself hard.

What is this called?

No wonder the Internet always says that naughty children are the most terrifying creatures in the world.

seemingly.

I was also a naughty kid at the time...

"Dr. Chen, if I sincerely apologize to it, it will stop pestering me in the future?"

"All the luck I have will disappear too?"

"It is said that people live for one breath, so why not this kind of supernatural existence?"

Chen Yu said.

In fact, even if you don’t apologize to Xiaojiaxian.

He wouldn't pester Uchiha to take care of the baby for too long.

The reason.

I can't bear it anymore.

Use power beyond what you can bear to constantly bless Uchiha's luck in raising children.

Even Iron Man can't stand it.

Not to mention a little fox with little knowledge.

"Then... after it's gone, my luck won't plummet. I'll be unlucky for whatever reason, right?"

"That won't happen."

Seeing Uchiha's worries about raising a baby, Chen Yu said in a comforting tone: "After he leaves, you will become an ordinary, normal person."

"Every day is a smooth life, going to and from get off work normally."

"Those bizarre things will no longer haunt you."

"You will no longer encounter all kinds of good things coming from heaven."

After receiving confirmation from Chen Yu, Uchiha showed hesitation on his face.

Don't look at the troubles he keeps complaining about luck.

But he really thought that the good luck that had been haunting him since childhood was about to disappear.

Uchiha was somewhat reluctant to take care of the baby.

Good luck brings him all kinds of troubles.

But there are more benefits than worries.

He has been regarded as a little genius since he was a child, a bully in primary school.

When he grew up, he became even more courageous and willing to help others and was rewarded with mercy.

You don’t have to worry about customers when you go to work.

A large number of customers rushed to send him money.

He knows better than anyone else that this is not due to his own ability.

It was all the luck given to him by Xiaojiaxian.

It’s really confusing to suddenly become an ordinary person.

Looking at the troubled Uchiha child.

It was not difficult for Chen Yu to guess that this guy was having a psychological struggle.

That's how people are.

What you say on your lips may not really mean what you think in your heart.

It's normal to have different opinions.

"This patient, I must remind you that in everything, there are gains and losses."

Just click and stop is Chen Yu's consistent style.

As for what those seeking help think about, that is their own business.

"Oh, that's it."

"I got off the wheat and apologized to it."

The Uchiha took the baby and let out a long sigh.

Chen Yu's words woke him up.

A man in his twenties has the face of a man in his forties.

Isn't this the price?

If he continues, he may be called grandpa before he turns thirty.

"Brother, you don't have to think about it anymore. Without it, you can't be a child of luck."

Some water friends sent barrages to persuade Uchiha to think twice about bringing a baby.

Although there are always gains and losses.

But no matter how you calculate it, it's Uchiha's side to take care of the baby.

Full of European energy, you can win no matter what you do.

"Everyone, stop talking, I've already thought about it."

Uchiha brought the baby with a wry smile and said: "Look at my face. If you don't recognize me, who can tell that I am only in my twenties."

"I'm called uncle and grandpa every day. I feel depressed. No matter how lucky I am, what can I do?"

Speaking of this, Uchiha asked Chen Yu again with his baby.

In addition to the accelerated aging of appearance.

Will my physical fitness also decline?

Chen Yu nodded and replied in the affirmative.

"call."

Uchiha took a deep breath with his baby.

My guess was correct.

It's not just the face that's getting older, but also his physical energy.

After hearing this conversation, the barrage urging Uchiha to think twice about bringing a baby disappeared.

It doesn't matter if he is old, if his body is that of a middle-aged man in his forties.

Who can bear this?

Feeling powerless in front of beautiful girls.

It’s scary to think about walking out of breath in another two years.

"Dr. Chen, can I add your contact information?"

"In case it refuses to leave, or if something else goes wrong, I can contact you in time."

Uchiha and his baby looked at Chen Yu pitifully.

He has no experience at all in dealing with such nonsense.

It would be safer to add Chen Yu's contact information.

"Can."

Chen Yu sent his contact information to Uchiha through a private message.

Even if Uchiha brought up a baby, he didn't say anything.

Chen Yu will also exchange contact information with him.

Judging from their faces, the two will still have a bond in the future.

After receiving Chen Yu's contact information, Uchiha and his baby simply paid 10,000 yuan.

"Okay, today's three consecutive sessions are over, patients, next time."

The next second, the screen in the live broadcast room went black.

"It's still the same familiar style, the live broadcast time is probably right, and the speed of the microphone is faster than a college student going to the cafeteria for lunch."

"Old fellows, does this live broadcast promote feudal superstition?"

This barrage immediately attracted many people's attention.

Keep telling Uchiha that you are lucky because of the blessing of the family fairy.

One hundred percent feudal superstition.

Can……

Before Chen Yu said these words, he explained the term supernatural existence.

It is also said to belong to the scientific category.

"Never mind the scientific superstitions, as long as you have melons to eat every day, that's all."

"Wise Upstairs, Dr. Chen said science, that's science. Even if you catch zombies live, it's all a scientific experiment."

"Everyone has completely given up thinking."

…

In a small county with a small population, there is a fortune-telling parlor called Fuxi Hall.

A slightly fat middle-aged man wearing a Taoist robe and a Taoist crown.

While watching Chen Yu's past live broadcast recordings, he made a call on his mobile phone.

"Decorate it in the style of a psychological clinic, yes, yes, you heard that right."

"Design a new plaque for me. It's called Fuxi Psychological Science Studio."

After hanging up the phone, the middle-aged Taoist priest thought for a moment and clicked the mouse to exit the live broadcast room.

He tapped the keyboard with both hands and entered a shopping website.

He successively placed orders for white coats, gold-rimmed glasses, and dozens of portraits of psychologists.

Finally, the middle-aged Taoist priest thought for a while.

Customized a few more boxes of business cards.

Fuxi Psychological Science Studio.

Super psychiatrist.

No coincidence.

On the same day, there were many people across the country who had the same behavior as him.

They are all Taoist practitioners who are not well-known in the local area.

A construction site somewhere in Hangzhou.

"Damn it! I don't care if I don't wait at this shabby construction site."

A thin man with thick eyebrows and big eyes threw the fine at the foreman's face.

Just carry a simple luggage roll and go out.

"The psychiatrist is so good at it, why am I still working as a laborer?"

As they walked, the man complained.

Calculating the money spent on moving bricks during this period, it should be enough to rent a storefront.

Buy some psychiatrist gear.

For imitating Chen Yu.

The man has no psychological burden at all.

Why do the people in Daomen eat so much?

Other people in Xuanmen can only make a miserable life at the bottom of society.