Shipborne Special Forces

"The monk do me a favor and squeeze me some shampoo. I can't see it now."

"Oh." The monk nodded, then turned to get the shampoo.

这个 At this time, Wang Aiguo felt a little dizzy when he stood up suddenly because of squatting for a long time.

After Ai stood up, Wang Aiguo felt as if a sputum was stuck in his throat, so he spit to the side without saying a word.

As a result, Wang Aiguo's sputum just spit out, and his face just turned around.

I sputum smeared directly on the face of the big face.

Seeing this sputum on his face, Wang Aiguo was shocked.

However, before Wang Aiguo explained, he saw his big face reaching out and touching the old sputum on his head.

"Oh, thank you." After rubbing his head, he put his head under the shower head while rubbing his head.

Then Wang Aiguo was shocked, staring blankly at the big face that was washing his hair.

The monk stunned aside, looked at the shampoo on his hands, and looked aggressive.

"Why is it better to wash your hair with sputum than shampoo?"

I heard the monk's words in his big face washing his hair at this time, and opened his eyes in doubt, looking at the monk strangely, "Monk, what do you say?"

"Oh, I just want to ask you, did you find that the shampoo on your head is not foamy?"

"Ok???"

He stunned his face. At this time he also found out, why is there no foam on his head?

Da big face put his hands in front of his eyes, looking at his hands without the slightest foam on them, wondering: "There is really no foam, in other words, this shampoo does not even have foam, the store is really selling fake things!"

After talking about my big face, I started to wash my hair again.

The monk stared at Dalian for a while and was speechless.

"You, you cow!"

Uh ...

By the way, I washed my clothes, and three people washed for almost an hour.

爱 After taking a bath, Wang Aiguo and the monk were refreshed, and the cheeks of the big face who knew the truth swelled up.

I learned that the mouthful of shampoo just now belonged to Wang Aiguo ... After that, the big face felt bad for the whole person.

However, although Dalian wanted to get justice, he had to face a problem. Wang Aiguo seemed to be unable to beat him.

大 Helplessly, his big face could only grit his teeth and swallow this breath.

The man does not eat the immediate loss! It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years! There are good and good reports, and evil and bad reports.

Da big face comforted himself in his heart firmly.

The monk wiped his body with a towel on his side.

While rubbing, the monk suddenly found that Wang Aiguo wiped his body, instead of wearing clothes for the first time, he took out a small white box.

"What the **** is this?" The monk asked in confusion, staring at the small white box on Wang Aiguo's hand.

King Wang Aiguo glanced at the monk casually and said, "Oh, I'm fatter, and my body is prone to **** and acne, so I need to apply talcum powder on my body after taking a bath."

"This is not summer, what a bitch?"

"You're not a fat man and don't understand the pain of fat people! Although it is not that summer will not grow cripples, but there are some places with horns, because the friction is easy to peel, and there are acne. And talcum powder can be very effective Alleviate this problem! "

King Wang Aiguo talked about the talcum powder he had on himself.

Hearing Wang Aiguo ’s explanation, the monk sneered and said, “Okay, I ’ve seen people take talcum powder, but your volume is too big. You can take a few talcum powder for a few days. What about? "

"One can a week," Wang Aiguo said casually.

When Wang Aiguo took a talcum powder, the big face standing behind Wang Aiguo started to move like a viper.

I had a big face to think that revenge could be slowly planned.

However, some things are like this. The more you think about it, the more angry you feel.

Alas, and reasoning, today he is completely free from plagues.

He originally wanted to eat curry rice in the toilet, but who knows ...

After a while, he fell into the gutter again.

Now even taking a bath, there is an old sputum on his head.

To be honest, this is too much!

I think of this big face here, although he is not an opponent against Wang Aiguo, but now Wang Aiguo ’s ‘backyard’ has fallen, he should have a chance to kill him for a thousand years, and report his revenge today?

I thought of this, his face slowly slowed down, his eyes staring at Wang Aiguo's back.

Wang Aiguo soon applied talcum powder and then prepared to wear clothes.

At the moment Wang Aiguo stooped down to wear pants, Dalian felt that his opportunity had come.

"Millennium Kill!" The big face burst into a shout, his hands turned into pistol-like shapes, straight into Wang Pao's back.

However, Dalian has not yet arrived at Wang Aiguo, and Dalian hears a familiar “噗” sound.

Then the bathroom was somehow quiet again.

I heard Wang Aiguo's yelling loudly turn back.

"What are you shouting blindly? 咦, why are you white?"

As soon as he looked back, Wang Aiguo was shocked by the scene in front of him.

At this moment, his big face was naked, his hands were gun-shaped, and he bent down half, as if who he wanted to attack.

Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that now the big face is covered with talcum powder, and the entire face is white.

The big face was stunned at the moment. He had seen people farting, but he hadn't seen anyone who could fart to spit out so much talcum powder.

"Brother, you can apply a talcum powder, don't even apply it on your butt? Are you abnormal?" A big face sprayed out a pile of white powder ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ and then said to Wang Aiguo in tears .

King Wang's patriotic face is speechless. Should I apply a talcum powder to report to you?

Hey, what kind of ghost are you in? Can someone help me explain this?

Uh ...

After having lunch in the afternoon of the same day, when everyone was on a lunch break, Wang Aiguo was called to the brigade.

Wang Aiguo, who came to the captain's office, looked at the captain who was sinking in the water, feeling panic.

"Captain Wang District, you should know why I called you here, right?" The captain took a sip of tea in the cup, and then slowly said to Wang Aiguo.

一 As soon as the captain spoke up, just playing with this tone, Wang Aiguo felt bad.

Let's be honest, he is not afraid that the leader is drinking there, nor is the leader yelling at the table. What he is really afraid of is that the leader speaks to him with a very bland tone.

Most of these times represent that the leader has been angry and anti-smiling, angry to a state of return to life.

If I could kick myself or suffocate myself twice, when this tone of breath appeared, most of them are already a life and death feud and cannot be recovered.

In fact, this is the case now.

Wang Aiguo looked at the captain nervously, and finally smiled with a smile on his face: "Captain, listen to me and explain these things are misunderstandings ..."

"Oh, you explain slowly, why don't you have a cup of tea first?" Then the captain poured a cup of tea for Wang Aiguo, and then handed it to Wang Aiguo.