Shipborne Special Forces

When the monk Wu saw his face changed a lot, he immediately panicked, and said nervously, "What is your ghost expression? What happened to my butt?"

"I didn't believe in blood-stained uniforms before coming to the army, but now I do." Wang Aiguo said firmly.

The priest monk was even more puzzled. He turned and grabbed his pants forward with his hands, trying to see what was going on.

Then the next moment, the monk almost fainted.

"What the **** is going on?"

Uh ...

This matter is fortunately not to be promoted, otherwise Grandpa Bi will now eat Baoxin Wan, after all, the morning run will almost run people into the anorectal department, which sounds a bit weird.

位置 This position is a bit awkward, the monk can only ask Wang Aiguo to look at him.

So the two got into the big toilet that sent the chief to the hospital, and then the two big men did something indescribable ...

As soon as the monk's trousers were off, Wang Aiguo's eyes turned black. By the way, he regretted and promised the monk to help him see 'chrysanthemum'.

大 "Brother, I will recognize your stinky feet, do you not wash your butt? Your **** is as black as that from Africa. Why? Shaolin Temple has a branch in Africa?"

The monk Wu was flushed by Wang Aiguo, but he couldn't take care of it at this moment, so he cursed, "Don't talk so much nonsense, just ask you, what's going on?"

"I don't know what happened. Anyway, your chrysanthemum is dripping with blood. According to my estimation ... it should be you tearing the chrysanthemum when you split it." Wang Aiguo thought for a moment and felt that his reasoning was very well-founded.

The monk doubled his eyes and almost didn't come up to memorize. He was the first time he heard the theory of chrysanthemum tearing.

"Teared?"

"Well, tear it up."

"Tear your sister, what do you think is chrysanthemum tea?"

"Um ... if you understand it this way, you can."

"Go!"

In this way, the monk who should have run in the morning, walked slowly back to the dormitory with the help of Wang Aiguo.

I returned to the dormitory, and everyone just got up. Upon seeing the monk returning in this way, everyone suddenly stopped.

Xu Huanggang looked at Wang Aiguo, and then looked at the monk with his buttocks slightly frowned.

"you guys……"

"I don't know what you are going to say, but if you say those two words, I will kill you now!" Wang Aiguo said coldly, staring at Huang Gang.

Xi Huanggang was speechless for a moment, and he surrendered in order to survive.

However, even if Huang Gang yields, it does not mean that everyone will yield. For example, the leader who passed by the house and completely unknowingly looked at Wang Aiguo and the monk with a strange look: "You two went to work in the morning?"

"Ahhhhh, I'm gonna **** you!" Wang Aiguo roared after the leader.

The monk limped behind his back, covering his buttocks, and looked like he was pulling his back when he died.

…… ..

Twenty-five minutes later, the monk leaned against the bed with a pair of embarrassing questions about whether to sit or stand.

Medical doctor glanced at the monk, then frowned, "Three hundred, what's the situation? Aren't you okay when you two went for a run?"

"Isn't he splitting the other day? So the chrysanthemum is torn." Wang Aiguo said without redness and heartbeat that he had no reason to infer.

The monk prince gave Wang Aiguo a white look and wanted to explain it, but he shut up at the sight of the theologian talking to Wang Aiguo. After all, the divine doctor is a medical university. A medical doctor would never believe such a weird inference?

But what the monk expected was that the noble doctor nodded his head and said earnestly: "From a medical point of view, this is likely to happen. After all, the amplitude of his splits in the previous two days is too large, which may completely cause the sphincter. Tearing, causing bleeding. "

The monk gazed at the miraculous face, and his heart was full of 'kind greetings' to his family.

特 "Specially, you don't think about it, may I have a hemorrhoid attack?"

"I haven't seen so much blood in hemorrhoids, so I think Wang Aiguo's reasoning is correct." The divine doctor seriously made a 'diagnosis'.

Monk: "..."

I have a phrase MMP, I don't know if it should be said or not.

Uh ...

However, the monk's blood was not the way to go, so after a while Wang Aiguo, the therapist and Huang Gang helped the monk to the health team together.

The medic of the health team is a middle-aged man of about 40 years old with a Chinese character and a serious face.

As soon as Xun went in, the medic was shocked when he saw the situation of the monk, and then said something that made Wang Aiguo break his head and couldn't think of anything.

卧 "Well, are you a woman dressed as a man to be a soldier? You need sanitary napkins in this case!"

"Military doctor, can you stop doing this, I'm wounded, and it's very serious, can you stop talking about it!" The monk growled angrily.

Xi Junyi smiled awkwardly at this time: "Don't you have such a bad temper? Just kidding, come here, let me check it for you."

The monk took off his trousers again with a look of incredulity, but as soon as the trousers were taken off, the medic glanced at the monk's **** and said solemnly: "Young man ~ www.readwn.com ~ you should wash your **** often You look at this skin, the black ones are the same as those from the African savannah. This is not good for your 'chrysanthemum'! "

Wu Monk: "…… .."

"Do you have to play to make me happy? Then you give me a knife, shall I rule the head office?"

…… ..

I finally came to a conclusion under the 'detailed' inspection by the military doctor.

恩 "Well, it really is hemorrhoid bleeding."

"Hoo." The monk breathed a sigh of relief, and then immediately turned to Wang Aiguo and others and said, "Did I say, I must be bleeding from hemorrhoids."

But the voice didn't fall, the medic said again: "But then again, you are external hemorrhoids, and they just grow on the edge of the 'chrysanthemum'. Judging from the bleeding situation, you must have done some radical exercises recently, and according to Judging by the torn wounds, most of them are splits. So strictly speaking, you should not call hemorrhoids bleeding, you should call chrysanthemum tears. "

After the military doctor had finished speaking, the monk immediately showed the expression, "What are you doing?"

And Wang Aiguo and others shouted 666 to the medic in his heart. This medic is really good!

Because the chrysanthemum exploded over the mountain, no, because of the chrysanthemum bursting blood, the health team issued a sick leave for the monk for three days of rest.

Then the monk could only lie miserably on the bed, motionless.

The news that the monk's chrysanthemum was torn apart was spreading rapidly among the recruits as if a loudspeaker had been installed.

I was so good at being a monk who was lying on the bed, and soon I saw a variety of 'good-hearted people' visiting the doctor.

听说 "I heard that your chrysanthemum was torn?" The first secretary who arrived on the 'battlefield' was the secretary, who learned that the chrysanthemum was torn, and the secretary was happy like a child of three hundred catties. Can't wait to get a home theater to play on the big playground.