Shenhao Started From System Downtime

After Li Xiaoxiao used an iron fist at Lin Qian from the beginning to the end, he let out a long sigh of relief.

"Li Xiaoxiao, I shouldn't recommend you to be a food blogger at the beginning, you should be a boxing blogger!"

Lin Qian rubbed his shoulders, and said with a slightly bitter expression on his face.

"roll!"

"They are very gentle!"

"Slander me again, be careful I beat you again!"

Li Xiaoxiao glared at Lin Qian and threatened Lin Qian with his pink fist high.

"Tsk..."

"Li Hanhan, don't you think your words are inconsistent?"

Lin Qian said furiously.

"No contradiction!"

"I am gentle, what does it have to do with whether you hammer or not!"

Li Xiaoxiao put his hands on his hips, puffed his chest slightly, and retorted confidently.

Lin Qian, who originally wanted to debate a few more words with Li Xiaoxiao, saw Li Xiaoxiao's majestic sacred peak, his eyes straightened, his head went blank for a moment, and everything he wanted to say was forgotten.

This silly...

Cheating!

This is simply a soul shock wave!

"Ahem..."

"Don't make trouble, stop making trouble, get back to business, just now you said normal, what about the weird one?"

Lin Qian coughed lightly, then with some difficulty, he turned his gaze away from the exaggerated towering of Li Xiaoxiao, and asked with an absent-minded change of subject in his mouth.

"It's weird..."

"It's really hard for me to tell."

Faced with Lin Qian's question, Li Xiaoxiao suddenly became a little convulsed.

"Xiaoxiao is still a big girl, she is really not easy to talk about this matter, let me talk about it for her."

Tong Yan, who was sitting next to Li Xiaoxiao, took the initiative to take the conversation.

"What is the problem?"

Lin Qian looked at Li Xiaoxiao's twisted expression, he couldn't help being more curious.

"In fact, it's not a big deal, just one of her female fans asked her how to effectively prevent contraception!"

Tong Yan spread his hands and spoke out the problem generously.

"Effective contraception?"

"It's over when you wear a condom, do you need to ask?"

Lin Qian replied somewhat strangely.

"As for this female fan, because she is relatively young, she has more psychological concerns. She always feels that even wearing a condom is not very safe. Every time even if the protection measures are done well, she will still worry for a long time afterwards."

Tong Yan quickly explained that even though he was someone who came over, he was a girl after all, and he was still ashamed to talk about this kind of thing.

"Oh, this way, I have a way!"

When Lin Qian heard the words, he pondered it a little, and immediately patted his chest, looking very confident.

"any solution?"

Tong Yan asked immediately, and Li Hanhan and Jiang Yaoyao, the two little girls, although embarrassed to say, but from the constantly shining eyes, it is not difficult to see that they are still very interested in Lin Qian's answer. .

"The way to do this is to wear two sets for the man, and then apply a layer of chili water and wind oil in the middle. If the outside is broken, the girl knows, the inside is broken, the boy knows, so you can be absolutely safe!"

Lin Qian clapped his hands and said with a smile the way he had just thought of.

Tong Yan: "..."

Jiang Yaoyao: "..."

Li Xiaoxiao: "..."

"Ahem!"

As for Gu Cheng, who was sitting on the other side of Tong Yan, he almost didn't get choked by the alcohol after hearing Lin Qian's method. After coughing violently twice, he gave Lin Qian a thumbs up: " Brother, you are definitely a wolf!"

"What expressions do you have, shouldn't you praise me as a genius?"

Lin Qian spread his hands and asked with a puzzled face.

"Ha ha……"

"Awesome and awesome!"

The three girls laughed perfunctorily, then turned around and gathered together to whisper.

Seeing that he was disgusted by the three women, Lin Qian mumbled twice on his own, turned around and returned to his battlefield, and continued to have a drink with Jiang Ningchuan and the others.

Back at the wine table, Lin Qian watched Zhang Bingyu, who was flushed, stepping on the chair with one foot, holding a wine glass in one hand, and a quaint book in the other hand, following Zhao Pengsong and the others. Talking.

"Lao Zhang, what are you bragging about?"

"Lao Zhao, you guys are also true, Lao Zhang brags, you don't know how to give Lao Zhang some roots!"

Lin Qian pulled a chair and sat down with a smile, joking to Zhang Bingyu with a smile in his mouth.

"forget!"

When Zhao Pengsong heard the words, he immediately patted his head, then quickly took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it directly to Zhang Bingyu's mouth.

"I don't smoke!"

"Don't don't don't, I don't smoke!"

"Eh eh eh, I didn't light it!"

What Zhang Bingyu refused at first was very straightforward, but soon he accepted it.

"Lao Zhang, what are you bragging about? Give me a listen."

Lin Qian followed Jiang Ningchuan and others around him for a drink, and then asked Zhang Bingyu.

"Humph!"

"I've been studying the part of Prince Duan in "The Eight Parts of the Dragon" recently. As long as I master the essence of Prince Duan, from now on, even if I can't reach the point where Prince Duan can make so many women die, I am in the technology of making girls. , And definitely better than your Lin Qian!"

Zhang Bingyu's head was slightly raised forty-five degrees, and his face was full of confidence.

"Oh, that's how it is……"

Hearing this, Lin Qian nodded lightly, and then suddenly asked Zhang Bingyu: "Eh? Zhang Bingyu, in the "Eight Dragons", did you write how to practice a Yang finger?"

"No……"

When Zhang Bingyu heard the words, he was stunned, then shook his head in response.

"Old Zhang, listen to Brother Lin's advice and give up. Without a positive finger, you would never reach the realm of Lord Duan in your life."

Lin Qianyu earnestly persuaded Zhang Bingyu.

"Depend on!"

"What I learned was the technique of slap-up of Prince Duan, and it has a relationship with Yiyang Finger!"

Zhang Bingyu was unconvinced, and Zhao Pengsong, Shen Ming and others on the round table were also a little puzzled, and they also didn't understand the logic of Lin Qian's words.

"Old Zhang, be naive!"

"Lord Duan has been in the rivers and lakes for decades, and countless sisters can make all the girls love him with all their hearts. You don't really think that Prince Duan's one yang finger is just for fighting, right?"

Lin Qian took a sip of three white wine, and then replied slowly.

Just after Lin Qian said this, the wine table suddenly became silent, and soon the expressions of the boys at the table were full of weirdness and surprise, and then all of them boiled in the next second.

"Fuck, the truth is up, the mystery of the ages has finally been revealed!"

"So that's the case, I would like to call Brother Qian the strongest logical ghost, and I will criticize you!"

"Zhang Bingyu, hurry up and rest, you have to have that diamond in order to work on that porcelain!"

...

Everyone was clamoring, but Zhang Bingyu, who stepped on the chair with one foot, shook his body, and his face instantly turned pale.

"I see……"

"I see!"

"Tons, tons, tons, tons..."

PS: I only know that the school is good when I step into the society. If you give me one billion now, the first thing I do is to take the money to find a university and study an MBA casually, and enjoy the youthful breath at school every day. So comfortable, what do you think?

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