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Han Shengli was dumbfounded, and Su Lang was also dumbfounded.

Just now, as soon as he left the house, he ran into a large group of brain-dead fans and screamed "Who is Su Lang".

Su Lang subconsciously responded casually.

Who ever thought, just like this, the whole army of silly fans stopped in an instant.

"Man, do you have a girlfriend? What do you think of me?"

"So handsome, handsome guy, I want to take a photo with you."

"Handsome guy, can you sign me? Well, just sign on the chest..."

"..."

Then they took out pen and paper from their pockets and asked themselves for a signature...

Some people even want to grab the autograph on her chest.

Su Lang was dumbfounded on the spot.

Are the current brain fans playing so big?

Put the name tag on your chest if you can't say anything?

But, I'm really not a big star!

"Ahem~" Su Lang coughed softly with his hand over his mouth: "Fans, you have admitted the wrong person, I'm really not a big star."

"Han Shengli is on the opposite side..."

Su Lang punched his lips in the direction where Han Shengli was.

However, this group of brain fans in front of them did not react at all.

Even the expressions on their faces became more and more enthusiastic.

"Handsome guy, who are you talking about?"

"Who is Han Shengli?"

"No, no, you're not talking about Han Shengli of that domestic violence girlfriend, are you?"

"..."

Su Lang: "..."

Aren’t you all Han Shengli’s fans?

Why is it so easy to switch camps?

This makes it difficult for me...

Originally, Su Lang wanted to take a picture of Han Shengli's "cocky fart card" in front of a crowd of fans, and let Han Shengli directly face the floor.

But who ever thought, the situation suddenly reversed.

The brain-dead fans “changed their course” without warning.

This sudden appearance directly disrupted Su Lang's plan.

For a while, Su Lang really didn't know whether he should use the "Fart Card" or not...

Just use it, Han Shengli seems to be no one paying attention at all.

Using it on him like this, Su Lang felt a bit wasteful.

But if you want to say no, Su Lang panicked again.

"Hey~" Su Lang sighed silently in his heart: "Good-looking is also a kind of distress..."

If they don't look so good-looking, then these brain-dead fans will not betray.

He won't be as entangled as he is now.

"We don't know Han Shengli..."

"We are not familiar with him..."

"Who is Han Shengli?"

"..."

Listening to the sound coming from the ear, looking at a group of stunted fans around Su Lang.

Han Shengli almost didn't get angry.

He lived to be 28 years old!

I have never suffered such humiliation.

Su Lang not only robbed the limelight of the concert.

Even his own brain fans are also on the verge of rebellion.

At this moment, an anger rushed from the soles of the feet to the heavenly spirit cover.

He couldn't bear it at the time.

"Su Lang." Han Shengli gritted his teeth and roared towards Su Lang.

coming!

Seeing Han Shengli's movements, Su Lang was happy on the spot.

He was worried that there was no reason to move Han Shengli.

Now Han Shengli sent them to him by himself.

Sure enough, I won't move, and you will have a fully automatic and comfortable batch of the rest.

"Han Shengli, what do you want to do?"

"Don't hurt our idols."

"Han Shengli, stop for me..."

"..."

Before Han Shengli approached, a group of Su Lang's "brain fans" started talking, and yelled at Han Shengli.

Han Shengli: "..."

This is not just a change of course, this is a turnaround!

"Han Shengli, I warn you, it's best to stay away from Su Shuai, otherwise don't blame grandma for being rude to you!" A big breasted girl in the crowd rolled up her sleeves, showing her sturdy forearm.

At a glance, Su Lang could tell that this guy is definitely a Lianjiazi.

At other times, Su Lang was really interested in seeing the big breasted girl and Han Shengli.

But now, he has something important.

Well, cocky card is already hungry and thirsty...

"Miss, don't need to do it, let him come..." Su Lang said with a smile.

The big-breasted girl has a reddened face, her head is lowered, her eyes are looking at her toes, her hands are disturbed: "Su Shuai, I'm rude at all, I'm usually a lady..."

Lady?

Well, forgive me for not seeing it.

"I know..." Su Lang smiled and nodded.

In an instant, the big-breasted girl was elated.

"Jimei, give way and let Han Shengli come in..."

The big-breasted girl seems to be a fan head or something like that. When she said that, a crowd of fans suddenly gave way.

Han Shengli was finally able to come to Su Lang.

"Han Shengli, let me tell you, if you move Su Shuai a feather, we can't spare you!"

"Jimei, everyone's eyes widened, as long as Han Shengli dares to do something, let him taste our greatness..."

"clear……"

"..."

Han Shengli: "..."

Looking at the iron-faced fans around, I felt the sharp gazes on their faces.

Han Shengli's heart to cry is gone.

A few minutes ago, these people still regarded him as an idol.

He moved, these people dare not say anything!

He said that these people dare not catch chickens by running dogs.

But just a few minutes later, these people became Su Lang's hardcore supporters.

The instigator of all this is not someone else, but Su Lang.

Gritting his teeth, Han Shengli stared at Su Lang steadily, and said, "Su Lang, what do you mean?"

What's the meaning?

Well, cocky card is already hungry and thirsty.

The light from the corner of his eye gave Han Shengli a look.

Su Lang said silently in his heart: "Smelly Unspeakable Card: Use it!"

"Ding, congratulations on the successful use of the host, the target Han Shengli will continue to fart in the next ten minutes."

"The countdown for the card to take effect, ten, nine, eight, seven..."

"Countdown: 9 minutes and 59 seconds."

A crisp system prompt sounded in Su Lang's mind, and the cocky card was successfully used.

Seeing Su Lang silent, Han Shengli suddenly became angry.

What's the meaning?

Look down on people, right?

"Su Lang, why don't you speak"

"Good luck..." The corner of Su Lang's mouth raised slightly, and he smiled indifferently.

"What do you mean...puff..." Han Shengli rebuked Su Lang loudly, but before he could finish speaking, he felt a churn in his stomach.

Then……

puff!

A crisp sound, accompanied by an extremely strong smell, dissipated in the breeze...

"Don't worry, puff...puff...".

"Puff...Puff..."

"I'm sorry...poof..."

What's the situation?

Why did Han Shengli be so good that he suddenly started to fart?

Also, you say that farting is a physical habit, and we can understand it without us.

But you can just put one or two.

What is the situation?

Everyone present was bewildered by Han Shengli's sudden move.

Then, in the next second, they were scattered...

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