Super soft rice king

Gollum!

The moment Brother Hu swallowed the medicine, his whole face twisted together, and he said intermittently: "What the hell are you giving me? It's so damn bitter!"

"Bitter, it's impossible!"

Lin Ze looked at Brother Hu with a puzzled expression, "What I gave you is a holy medicine for healing, the main ingredients are pipa, Tianshan snow lotus, thousand-year-old ginseng, ten-thousand-year papaya, Chuanbei..."

Brother Tiger:...

There is a saying MMP, I don’t know whether to say it properly, can this be called sweet?

Your sense of taste is out of order!

Lin Ze looked at Brother Hu's appearance, and said to himself: "Could it be that I took the wrong medicine, let me see!"

While talking, he took out a large handful of colorful pills from his pocket and put them in his hands, looking at them one by one.

Crowd: ...

Brother, if you put the medicine in your pocket like this, you won't be afraid of being unclean?

"I go!"

At this moment, Lin Ze suddenly let out an exclamation.

This loud shout directly lifted Brother Hu's heart. He looked at Lin Ze nervously and said, "What's the matter, what kind of medicine did you give me?"

Lin Ze said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I gave you the wrong medicine just now!"

"What medicine?" Brother Hu said in fear.

Lin Ze said: "Actually, it's nothing. It's just a kind of poison. After you eat it, your penis will rot!"

Crowd: ...

Will the little dick rot?

What is this called?

So what's the situation?

When Brother Hu heard this, his eyes widened and he said in a trembling voice, "You...are you joking?"

"No, I'm serious, your penis will rot in an hour at most, but don't worry, you will never feel pain when it rots, and after an hour, it will fall directly, safe and without scars!" Lin Ze said.

Don't worry!

How can I rest assured that my penis is gone?

Hearing this, Brother Hu couldn't help it anymore, and yelled frantically: "You bastard, give me back my penis, give me back my penis, I don't want to be a ladyboy, I don't want to be a ladyboy, hoot! "

Speaking of the latter, he burst into tears.

When everyone saw Brother Hu like this, they didn't mean to look down on him in the slightest. They could understand, after all, it's normal for a good big man to suddenly fail to be a complete man.

Lin Ze patted Brother Hu on the shoulder and said, "Are you promising? You are a man. No matter what difficulties and dangers you encounter, you have to face them with a smile!"

Smile to face you MB!

If the rotten penis is yours, can you still smile at it?

Brother Hu didn't pay attention to Lin Ze at all, and cried even more sadly. It was so sad for those who heard it, and tears for those who heard it!

Lin Ze shook his head and said, "Forget it, because you are so sad, I will help you. Fortunately, I have an antidote!"

Crowd: ...

I'll go, you fucking have the antidote, why don't you take it out sooner!

Brother Hu's face was covered with tears, and he sobbed, "You... you... said... is it true?"

"Of course it's true!" Lin Ze nodded affirmatively, then took out a medicine and said, "This is the antidote, take it!"

Brother Hu didn't need Lin Ze to force him this time, he just swallowed the antidote and said, "Is this all right?"

"Of course... I'll go!" Lin Ze shouted again at this time.

Brother Hu thumped in his heart, and asked tentatively, "What... what's wrong?"

"Grandma, I took the wrong medicine again!" Lin Ze said angrily.

"This... what kind of medicine is this?" Brother Hu asked with a sudden heart.

Lin Ze comforted Brother Hu and said, "Don't worry, this medicine is just a super laxative. If you take it, you'll only have diarrhea for a month at most!"

One month, pay it off? !

Wang Sicong gasped as he listened to the sidelines. He looked at Lin Ze with horror in his eyes, and secretly made up his mind that he would never mess with Lin Ze in the future. A super laxative, can't you pull yourself to collapse?

Brother Hu's face instantly turned pale when he heard this, "You...you did it on purpose!"

"How is it possible? You think too much. How could such a kind person like me do such a thing?" Lin Ze said with a smile on his face.

Believe in you to get out of ghosts!

Da Shuang felt that Lin Ze did it on purpose.

"Although this is a super laxative, don't worry, I still have an antidote!" Lin Ze found two more antidote and put them in front of Brother Hu.

Brother Hu shook his head violently this time, and said, "I won't eat it!"

Damn, I took two pills, one is a laxative, the other makes the penis rot, God knows what will happen if I take it again.

"Don't worry, I swear to God, this time is definitely the antidote, otherwise, Wang Sicong's penis would be ten centimeters shorter!" Lin Ze said solemnly.

puff!

Wang Sicong almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, Nima, why make my dick ten centimeters shorter, if it is shorter, you are too short, okay?

"Besides, think about it, if you don't eat it, your penis will rot, and you will have diarrhea for a month, so eat it!" Lin Ze tempted Brother Hu.

Brother Hu thought for a while, and felt that what Lin Ze said made sense, he gritted his teeth and said, "I'll trust you again!"

After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes as if death was at home, and swallowed the medicine with a grunt!

"and many more!"

As soon as the medicine entered his stomach, Lin Ze shouted nervously: "I took it by mistake, those two pills are also poison!"

Nima!

When Brother Hu heard this, his eyes went dark, and he had the urge to faint. I almost finished eating the fuck, and you told me that you took the wrong one again, you are a fool!

The eyes of everyone looking at Brother Hu were full of sympathy, which was too exciting, the heartbeat was like a roller coaster!

Lin Ze found four pills from inside again and said, "I promise this time, it is definitely the antidote, you are trusting me once!"

I believe you are paralyzed!

Brother Hu looked at the pill in Lin Ze's hand and collapsed. He cried loudly and said, "Brother, you fucking kill me with one knife, it's too scary!"

It's not that Brother Hu is too timid, but that Lin Ze is too capable of deceiving people. God knows what will happen after eating all these messy poisons. Why don't you give yourself a good time?

Lin Ze shook his head and said, "I can't kill you. I'm a good citizen who abides by the law. How can I kill people? Aren't you afraid that what I give you is poison? Then you take all these medicines. There must be an antidote!"

While speaking, he opened Brother Hu's mouth and stuffed all the medicine into it in one go.

Even after taking four pills, there are still more than a dozen pills left in his hand, all stuffed into his mouth, unable to swallow at all, the choking brother Hu started to roll his eyes, so Lin Ze didn't get used to it at all, and punched him directly. On his stomach!

Gollum!

Swallowed more than a dozen pills...