Super soft rice king

"Honey, I have something to tell you." Lin Ze said while eating.

Tang Yilian looked at Lin Ze tenderly: "What's the matter, husband?"

"Can you stop arranging for Dashuang to go out with me in the future." Lin Ze said.

"Why? Is there something about her that makes you dissatisfied?"

Tang Yilian was very puzzled. You must know that the big and small pairs have always been her right-hand men, and they have always carried out her orders meticulously.

"Because she has a crush on me, I am so handsome, and she is with me every day, if one day she can't control herself and plots against me, won't my innocent body be ruined?" Lin Ze solemnly said of!

puff!

When Wang Sicong heard this, he immediately took a sip of the drink and sprayed it out of his mouth. Like a fountain, it sprayed all over the table, and almost all the dishes were covered with saliva.

Lin Ze said with a look of contempt: "I'll go, you are too disgusting, do you have any quality!"

Wang Sicong felt sorry for himself in his heart: Nima, I was disgusted by you, okay?

Da Shuang was originally staring at Lin Ze, but when he heard this, his eyes widened, and he patted the table and stood up in the next second, and said aggressively: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Lin Ze said unhurriedly: "Look, this is the standard behavior of ordinary girls who are exposed to their thoughts, and then become angry from embarrassment. They use anger to cover up their embarrassment!"

"If you fart, my mother won't like you!"

Immediately, Da Shuang hurriedly explained to Tang Yilian: "Tang Dong, listen to my explanation, I don't like him at all, as long as my mind is a little normal, I won't like this kind of rascal!"

After Da Shuang said this, he realized that he had said the wrong thing. Doesn't it mean that Tang Yilian's mind is not normal, so he hurriedly explained: "Dong Tang, I didn't mean that. Said he is too bad, no one will like him, nor..."

The more he explained, the more chaotic he became. The anxious big pair blushed and didn't know how to explain.

Tang Yilian said: "Da Shuang, you don't need to explain, I know you don't mean that!"

Da Shuang breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and said with a moved face: "Tang Dong!"

Immediately, Tang Yilian said: "I understand you, after all, my husband is so good, it's normal for you to fall in love with him!"

God!

Wang Sicong instantly felt the thunder rolling from the sky, and had the urge to look up to the sky and scream: God, is Tang Yilian blind? How can this bitch be so good?

Big Shuang: ...

Then I heard Lin Ze say from the side: "That's right, you just admit it, there is nothing shameful in liking me, on the contrary, you like me, it can also prove that you have good vision!"

Wang Sicong couldn't bear to watch it anymore, and couldn't help but said: "You said that Da Shuang likes you, what evidence do you have?"

Lin Ze opened his mouth and said, "Of course I have evidence. When I was eating just now, she kept peeking at me, and when I was in the car, she kept throwing herself into my arms, taking advantage of the opportunity!"

This time Wang Sicong finally understood why he was always embarrassed in front of him, because he was shameless without him, and indeed he is shameless and invincible, so he said angrily: "It seems that I should help you apply for a lucky offer." Nice record!"

"What record, the world's most handsome Guinness record?" Lin Ze asked curiously.

"No, it's the most shameless Guinness record!" Wang Sicong said.

"Yes, I think it will work!"

Da Shuang nodded approvingly at the side. There is probably no other person in this world with such a thick skin as Lin Ze.

Lin Zezai lowered his head without saying a word, expressionless.

Wang Sicong watched from the sidelines for a long time, thinking that Lin Ze was angry, and asked tentatively: "Brother, you can't be so stingy, can you get angry just by joking with you?"

Lin Ze raised his head, looked at Wang Sicong firmly, as if he had made some major decision, and said solemnly: "I think what you said makes sense, I should apply for a Guinness record, and then all The whole world will know my name. People who want to adopt me will flock to me. What kind of Guinness record should I apply for? There are too many advantages in me. Which one should I apply for? Good looks , or sticking out the tongue is the fastest, or the length of the little JJ, who has watched the most small movies, or..."

Wang Sicong felt like a dead dog when he was on the side: mmp, I think too much, with his thick skin, how could he be hit by his few words.

And what the hell are these Guinness records you mentioned?

"Yes!" Lin Ze had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and said to Wang Sicong, "How about I apply for the Guinness World Record for the Most Ruanfan?"

Wang Sicong: ...

Big Shuang: ...

Big brother, I'm afraid there is no Guinness record for the strongest soft-boiled person in this world, right?

Action is worse than heartbeat, Lin Ze asked: "How do I apply for this Guinness record, can you help me get in touch?"

Wang Sicong said with black lines all over his face: "Let's talk about this later, let's eat first."

"What's wrong, this dish is full of your saliva, do you want me to kiss you indirectly?" Lin Ze stared at Wang Sicong in disbelief.

Indirect kissing?

Even if I want to kiss indirectly, wouldn't I be nice to you?

Wang Sicong said: "Then I'll order another one!"

"waiter!"

Just as Wang Sicong opened his mouth to shout, he saw a person staggering into the private room, his legs softened, and he fell to his knees in the room with a common sound.

"I'm going, what's going on?"

Wang Sicong looked confused, didn't he call the waiter, why did someone come in and just kneel down?

Before Lin Ze and the others could react, they saw another chubby figure rushing in after him.

Lin Ze and the others looked at the woman. The woman looked about 34 or [-] years old, and her appearance was not bad. Unfortunately, she was a little fat, or not a little fat, but wanted to be fat, and she almost lost weight on one leg alone. Tang Yilian's waist is getting thicker. It seems that this tonnage can start with at least [-] kilograms. When she rushed in, the ground trembled!

As soon as he rushed in, he yelled loudly: "Xiaomian, you can run quite well. In my mother's territory, where can you run, why don't you go back with my mother obediently!"

Wang Sicong looked at the woman who came in behind, with a puzzled look on his face. This fat woman is the proprietress of the food stall—Zhu Yu. In fact, Wang Sicong always comes here not only because the food at this food stall is delicious, but also because he thinks It is not easy for Zhu Yu to support such a large family with food stalls, so coming to eat is equivalent to giving her a little support.

"Boss Zhu, what's going on?"