Super soft rice king

"Is that even a question?"

Lin Ze looked at Li Jinming as if he was looking at an idiot again, and then, to declare his sovereignty, he hugged Tang Yilian and kissed him.

Li Jinming's complexion became extremely ugly, as if he had eaten a dead rat, and he asked a little frantically, "Why, why did you choose him instead of me?"

"Does this kind of question still need to be asked?"

Lin Ze looked at Li Jinming with disdain, and said with his fingers, "First, I'm more handsome than you; second, I'm cuter than you; third, I'm bigger than you!"

and many more!

People around think that the first two are pretty normal. In terms of looks, the two are indeed on par, but they can't be said to be more handsome, but what the hell is the third, what does it mean that you are older than him?

What a man hates the most is when others tell him he can't do it!

I hate others saying that I am small, after all, it is about the dignity of a man.

Li Jinming stared at Lin Ze angrily, and shouted, "What the hell are you talking about? Is this a Big Mac?"

Lin Ze curled his lips in disdain, and said: "It's still a giant, I think it's just a small pocket toy if it's so big, you win!"

While talking, he stretched out his little finger, and then compared the size of half of his little finger.

"You fucking nonsense!" Li Jinming roared angrily.

Lin Ze curled his lips and said, "Nonsense, do you understand the size of a man? The thickness is judged from the nose. The nose is wide and narrow, and the bridge of the nose is straight. It is better for a thicker nose to be taller, otherwise it is thinner. As for the length , look at the legs, thicker legs are smaller, thinner legs are bigger, you can also look at the fingers, the middle finger is long, the middle finger is long, and the middle finger is short.”

When the girls heard this, their faces turned red. Tang Dong's husband is really too bad, but he still subconsciously looked at Li Jinming's legs, fingers, and bridge of nose, and finally found these three parts. It seems to have proved Li Jinming's innocence.

"Well, what else do you have to say?" Lin Ze said proudly.

Li Jinming didn't care about being a gentleman at all, so he just opened his mouth and scolded: "Bastard, you're so wicked!"

If this is proven to be true, then Li Jinming might become a joke of the entire upper class, but he forgot that his appearance of becoming angry from embarrassment confirmed Lin Ze's words from the side, otherwise why would he be so angry?

"Evil way?" Lin Ze said lazily, "Since you don't want to admit it, then forget it. Originally, I wanted to help you increase your size for the sake of your pity."

What the hell, can this thing increase in size and thickness?

Several girls found it a bit unbelievable, after all, in their opinion, this thing is born.

Li Jinming was even more excited, because what Lin Ze said was true, or even more exaggerated than what Lin Ze said. His thing was only one-third the size of a little finger, and he had always considered it a shame. He was handsome, There is still money, but that thing is not powerful, so he has no confidence to show it in front of women, so he is so old that he has never even touched a woman. This is his constant pain.

Subconsciously said: "What you said is true?"

"Must." Lin Ze nodded affirmatively, "Although I'm a boy who eats soft food, I never lie."

Other than Tang Yilian, they felt speechless for a while. This was the first time they had seen someone say that they were so proud of being a jerk.

"As long as you can help me, I promise not to pursue Yilian again." Li Jinming said vowedly.

"Tch, you don't have the ability to catch up with my wife." Lin Ze said lazily, then walked to Li Jinming and whispered a few words.

Li Jinming showed doubts on his face, and said, "Is this okay?"

"Must, this will not only revive you, but also turn the corner. Think about it, if you are a little excited!" Lin Ze said.

"Then I'll go back and try it now!"

Li Jinming is more than excited now, his little heart is thumping with excitement, and he can't wait to go back and try it out, to see if it is really as amazing as Lin Ze said.

The two secretaries behind Tang Yilian and the receptionist were all stunned. Li Jinming, the youngest of a family, was persuaded away by Lin Ze's few words, and promised not to pursue Tang Dong again. Surely this is not the wrong script?

Normally, when Li Jinming learned that the goddess he was chasing so hard was snatched away, shouldn't he launch a crazy revenge?

Instead, Tang Yilian looked at Lin Ze adoringly, and said, "Husband, you are too powerful to drive him away so quickly. Every time he comes here, he is like a fly. He is so annoying."

I go!

The two secretaries behind Tang Yilian were even more dumbfounded when they saw this scene. You must know that Tang Yilian has always been a strong woman who kills and decisively in front of them. When did she show such a charming little girl.

They wondered if they were hallucinating or dreaming.

"It's necessary. If you don't look at who your husband is, it's not easy to drive away a fly." Lin Ze said proudly.

"By the way, husband, is it true that you taught Li Jinming?" Tang Yilian asked curiously.

"Of course it's fake. I just fooled him. I didn't expect him to believe it. I guess after he goes back to try it out, that thing will be useless." Lin Ze said lightly, grandma, dare to rob a woman from me Keep him safe, you can't kill him.

MMP!

When the people at the scene heard this, they had black lines on their faces. Tang Dong's husband was too dark-bellied.

"Then what happened to them?" Tang Yilian asked, pointing to a few security guards.

"It's nothing, they wanted to throw me out just now, so I just let them rest for a while, and it will be fine soon." Lin Ze said.

Sure enough, before the words were finished, the security guards regained their mobility and stared at Lin Ze in horror. In just a few minutes, they could hear and see, but they couldn't move their bodies, as if It's like being casted by someone, and the instigator of all this is Lin Ze.

Tang Yilian frowned when she heard this, and said with a dignified expression: "In the future, anyone who dares to take action against my husband will be fired immediately!"

The two secretaries behind Tang Yilian were relieved to see this. This is the Tang Dong they knew.

Several security guards nodded quickly. In fact, even if Tang Yilian didn't say anything, they would never dare to do anything to Lin Ze. After all, they could see and hear, but they couldn't move. It was too uncomfortable for them.

"Honey, are you going to stay in Qingzhou?" Tang Yilian turned her head to look at Lin Ze, regaining her little girlish attitude.

"Well, I'm not leaving. From now on, I've decided to rely on you to take care of me. I want to carry on eating soft rice to the end, and I want to become the strongest soft rice king in the world!" Lin Ze said seriously.

Brother, you are a big man, don't you feel ashamed if you say you want to carry on the soft meal to the end?

The secretary behind Tang Yilian looked at Lin Ze with contempt.

But Tang Yilian nodded excitedly, and said: "Okay, husband, I will definitely raise you fat and fat in the future, but husband, I am still a little busy here, can you go out to play by yourself first, tonight I'm off work, let's go home together, okay?"

Lin Ze nodded, and then said pitifully, "Of course, but I have no money."