Super soft rice king

"It's nothing, I just want to ask, wearing this kind of airtight leather pants, what should I do if I fart? Can the fart escape?" Lin Ze said seriously.

Xiao Shuang has black lines on her face, MMP, if you ask such a question, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death?

If Bai Xinyi's suitors knew that Lin Ze was here to study whether Bai Xinyi farted in leather pants, would it emit a smell, I'm afraid they would get the Italian cannon out and blast him to death!

"Do you think it will?" Lin Ze looked like he was studying and questioning.

Xiao Shuang turned her head away from Lin Ze, and didn't want to talk to him, it was too embarrassing.

"As a business executive, first of all you have to..."

Bai Xinyi was standing on the podium explaining, while a group of men looked at her with bright eyes, their saliva was about to flow down, their attention was not focused on the content of the class at all, but they were looking at Bai Xinyi wholeheartedly.

yawn!

Lin Ze yawned with a bored face, and fell asleep on the table. These people came to see beautiful women, and he was not interested. To see beautiful women, he just watched Tang Yilian at home. Small hands, take advantage of something, this chick looks good, but what's the point of not letting me touch it.

"Okay, today's class is about these. If any students don't know it, they can stand up and ask questions." Bai Xinyi asked with a smile.

What a fart to ask!

This group of people didn't know what Bai Xinyi was talking about, they were all focused on her curvy body!

Fu Wenhao looked at Lin Ze, who was dozing off on the table, with a look of resentment, Grandma, you made me humiliate me so much just now, and made me suffer so much. Seeing how I punished you this time, I hesitated He stood up and said, "Teacher Bai!"

"Student, is there anything you don't understand?" Bai Xinyi asked.

Fu Wenhao smiled slightly, pointed at Lin Ze and said, "Mr. Bai, it's not that I don't understand anything, but that he has been dozing off in class, as if he couldn't understand your lecture, so I think you should ask him."

Everyone understood at a glance that Fu Wenhao was going to take the opportunity to take revenge on Lin Ze, and he said that he couldn't understand the content of the class. Isn't this nonsense, this MBA is a high-end course, and he has never even attended elementary school. If you can understand it, then you can see hell.

Lin Ze: Hehe~

Crowd: ...

Convinced, he is indeed a man who can be taken care of by Tang Yilian, and he can fall asleep in front of such a beautiful woman.

Bai Xinyi: ...

This was the first time she had seen a man sleeping during her class.

"This classmate." Bai Xinyi called out.

Lin Ze is still sound asleep!

Tang Yilian looked at Lin Ze obsessively, her husband was still so handsome when he was asleep.

Still, Xiao Shuang at the side couldn't stand it anymore, pushed Lin Ze and said, "Don't sleep, get up quickly!"

Ah!

Lin Ze opened his eyes sleepily, wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth, and said in a daze, "get out of class is over, let's go eat."

Everyone was speechless for a while, is this stuff really a pig, eat it when you wake up?

Xiao Shuang said angrily: "Brother, what to eat, they are provoking you!"

"Who provoked me?" Lin Ze turned his head to look at Fu Wenhao who stood up and glared at him, yawned, and said, "It's you, why didn't you take off your pants enough just now, and you want to take them off again? Please start your show!"

When Fu Wenhao heard Lin Ze mentioning his scar again, he was furious and said through gritted teeth, "Mr. Bai just asked if there are any questions that no one understands. You can ask Mr. Bai."

Lin Ze looked at Fu Wenhao with disdain, and said, "I don't understand the question? There are still people who don't understand this kind of boring class. Do you think everyone is like you, so idiot?"

Fu Wenhao laughed back in anger, and said, "You understand, then tell me about it."

Everyone looked at Lin Ze jokingly. They didn't believe that a person who hadn't even attended elementary school could understand MBA courses.

Lin Ze stretched his waist and yawned, and said, "Well, since you want to know, I'll just reluctantly tell you what to do, and consider it exercise before meals."

After speaking, he raised his foot and walked onto the podium.

I go!

I go!

Everyone in the classroom was dumbfounded, and they actually came out. Do you know what an MBA is?

Xiao Shuang: ...

Really went up, are you kidding me?

"Tang Dong, you really let him go up? He just goes up like this. If he doesn't, he will lose face." Xiao Shuang said nervously.

Tang Yilian said confidently: "Don't worry, my husband is omnipotent."

Xiao Shuang: ...

Director Tang, where is your confidence coming from? How could a little boy understand MBA courses!

Seeing that Lin Ze actually went up, Fu Wenhao said sarcastically, "You know what an MBA is. If you can explain it clearly, I will go eat Xiangxiang!"

"As long as you are happy, there are still people who like to eat Xiang, they are really sick!" Lin Ze said looking at Fu Wenhao with a strange expression.

Fu Wenhao's face instantly turned ugly, and he was about to go crazy. Is this guy really his nemesis?

The people around also looked like they were watching a show, not to mention that Tang Yilian's little boy was really interesting, and he could make Fu Wenhao, a talented student who graduated from Huaqing University, feel embarrassed everywhere.

Lin Ze said lazily: "In order to meet the request of this little idiot, I will reluctantly tell you a story. If you don't like to listen, you can leave now."

Let's go, how the hell can we go, the good show has just been staged.

They want to see how Lin Ze, who has never even attended elementary school, can give lectures to a group of executives like them.

"Before the lecture, I would like to reiterate that if you have sisters and sisters in your family who need to take care of a little boy, please contact me. I am a professional boy, and the quality is trustworthy." Lin Ze said swearingly.

Poof~!

Everyone couldn't help laughing, this guy is really funny, and he didn't forget to advertise himself at this time.

Bai Xinyi: ...

Big brother, are you a tease invited by the monkey?

Xiao Shuang: ...

Faceless.

Tang Yilian still looks proud, this is my husband, he is excellent.

Lin Ze yawned and opened his mouth to say: "MBA is the abbreviation of Master of Business Administration. Its main function is to cultivate practical, compound and application-oriented high-level management personnel who can be competent for the high-level management work of industrial and commercial enterprises and economic management departments. Talent requires the combination of theory and practice.”

Speaking of this, everyone was stunned for a moment. How would an illiterate who has never been to elementary school know what an MBA is?

"I'll go, this kid has some skills, and he knows what an MBA is."

"It's interesting, keep listening and see if this guy can really speak."

……

Hearing this, Fu Wenhao narrowed his eyes slightly. Does this guy know what an MBA is?

I probably learned it from Tang Yilian. It must be like this. What is the use of knowing what an MBA is? I don’t believe you can give lectures. I want to see what you will say next!