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Chapter 2 Who's Cooking Shit

Just do it.

Xu Feng is going to refine the pulp washing liquid.

"Jingle Bell"

The phone rang, and it was my mother.

"Hey, Mom."

"Xiaofeng! Something happened to your father!"

At this moment, Xu Feng's heart seemed to be blocked, and he was unable to speak.

After a while, he wriggled his mouth and asked about his father.

"What happened to Dad?"

"Your father hit someone, and he will go to jail if he doesn't lose money."

"How much will it cost?"

"At least 30."

"Mom, don't worry, I'll figure it out!"

The mother's slightly crying voice made Xu Feng's heart feel like a knife.

If he had nowhere to go, his mother wouldn't have called him. If this man was unlucky, he would be stuck in his teeth if he drank cold water.

Xu Feng suspected that he had bumped into something evil, so that his father would be unlucky with him. Otherwise, how could it be such a coincidence that when he had a physical problem, his father bumped into someone.

"Refining medicine, eat it yourself! Sell it for money!"

There is no other way, Xu Feng can only pin his hope on this.

30 is not a small amount, and I don't know where to find it for a while, but once the pulp washing liquid is successfully refined, it will definitely sell for a good price.

The alchemy furnace and furnace fire are needed to refine the marrow washing liquid. Most of the furnace fires are dao fires. The monks who have stepped into the cultivation path can control the dao fire through the fire control technique.

As for the alchemy furnace, it can only be refined by itself, and the finished product cannot pass through the boundary wall.

So Xu Feng thought of a crooked move, preparing to use a casserole and a gas stove.

"Snapped"

The casserole is put away and the gas is lit.

Xu Feng didn't understand the order in which the elixir was put in, so he stewed most of the medicines in one pot, leaving only the medicine primers described in the recipe for later use.

"Goooooooo"

After about a few minutes, the water in the casserole boiled.

Those herbs were melting, turning into a paste little by little.

A elixir is an elixir, completely different from mundane things.

"Wow"

The water in the casserole was almost gone, so Xu Feng added a spoonful of water.

After the originally thick liquid medicine was diluted, the residues of the elixir continued to melt, and finally turned into liquid medicine.

At this point, the smell of medicine is already very strong and a bit pungent, but it is not unbearable.

"Goooooooo"

Suddenly, the medicinal liquid vibrated, and a foul smell hit.

Suddenly, Xu Feng thought of Yaoyin, and hurriedly put it into the liquid medicine. As the medicine Yin melted into the liquid medicine, the liquid medicine actually calmed down.

"hum"

Xu Feng moved his nose, and an indescribable smell penetrated into his nostrils.

"vomit"

The taste is too strong to bear.

This smells worse than shit.

"Who the fuck is cooking shit? It stinks."

"Fuck, I vomited out the last night's meal!"

"What's going on! Did the toilet explode?"

The people in the whole apartment started to curse like a frying pan.

After a good weekend, everyone wanted to have a good night's sleep, but some bastard was actually cooking shit, and everyone in the whole building couldn't stand the stinky smell.

All the high-level users gathered at the source of the smell, the door of Room 502.

"bang bang bang"

There was a loud bang on the door being slammed, accompanied by scolding.

"Made, what are you cooking? It stinks, vomit..."

"Open the door quickly, or we'll call the police, vomit..."

"Hey, 110? Someone boiled shit, vomit..."

The person who spoke retched for a while, and some people called the police directly.

Xu Feng in the room naturally couldn't open the door, he hasn't refined the marrow washing liquid yet!That's life-saving medicine!

So, amidst the furious scolding of the crowd, Xu Feng resisted the urge to vomit, and looked at the viscous black liquid medicine in the casserole with full expectation.

The medicine primer dissolves very slowly, but it can be seen that after the medicine primer dissolves, the originally viscous solution slowly becomes clear.

"boom"

A hurricane rushed out from the casserole, and the stench instantly filled the room.

Compared with the feces-like smell, this time it had a stench, and the people in the corridor couldn't bear to vomit anymore.

That scene was quite spectacular.

"vomit"

Xu Feng was no exception, holding on to the wall and retching.

Resisting the twitching of his stomach, Xu Feng walked closer to check, there was a small bowl of clear liquid medicine at the bottom of the casserole.

He hurriedly turned off the gas, and carefully poured the liquid medicine into the bowl, almost one-fifth of the bowl was filled.

"My Cao... who the hell is cooking shit?"

The police who came here did not expect such a smell at all.

It was just downstairs that they smelled a terrible stench. One can imagine how terrible the upstairs is, but they still had to cover their noses and walk in.

"vomit"

When they saw the people lying in disorder in the corridor on the fifth floor and the filth all over the floor, even if they were well-educated, their stomachs turned.

"Someone is suspected of being poisoned, please send an ambulance to rescue!"

After checking, they found that their lives were not in danger, and the comrades of the police were relieved.

After calling an ambulance, they slammed on the door of room 502.

"Police, open the door and cooperate with the investigation."

Hearing the police's cry, Xu Feng didn't care that the marrow wash was still hot, so he drank it in one gulp, and even licked the bowl clean.

It's a matter of success or failure, rebirth or total despair.

Then, Xu Feng opened the door to let the police in.

"Well"

As soon as the door opened, there was a smell of smashed rotten eggs, and the police comrades hurriedly held their breath, and their faces turned red.

After a while, the smell dissipated, and they went into the house to investigate. There was nothing special in the house, and there was no such thing as boiled shit.

"We got a call that you were cooking shit."

The police comrades asked Xu Feng to find out what was going on.

Facing the police's interrogation, Xu Feng said calmly: "I'm cooking medicine, and the smell is really bad. I'll pay attention next time."

You can't admit it even if you beat him to death. Anyway, the police have no evidence.

"I don't care what you're cooking, you have your freedom, but you can't affect other people, look at what this is like? Ugh..."

The police comrade with a look of disgust severely criticized and educated Xu Feng.

Seeing the horrible appearance in the corridor, he couldn't help but feel a little sick again.

"Understood, I will definitely pay attention next time."

"You have a nosebleed."

"what……"

Xu Feng sincerely apologized, but under the reminder of the police comrades, he wiped it and found that he really had a nosebleed. Could it be that the pulp washing liquid cannot be drunk directly?

His thoughts stopped here, and when he woke up, he was already on the hospital bed.

"What's wrong with me?"

Xu Feng, who was weak all over, felt a little headache.

Could it be that he was going to die?Is marrow wash poisonous?Xu Feng couldn't help laughing bitterly.

Seeing him wake up, the nurse hurried to the side: "Doctor Jiang, the patient is awake."

On the other side of the bed next door, a middle-aged doctor with gray hair was observing the patient with a stethoscope.

Hearing the shout, Dr. Jiang came to Xu Feng's hospital bed, rolled his eyelids, took a photo with a flashlight, and then listened to his heart and lung conditions.

"It's okay, it's just a little too much."

"Young man, your physical condition is not very good, and you can't make up for it with a lot of supplements. If you continue to act like this, it may accelerate the deterioration of your condition."

"If I didn't kill you, it's your fate!"

Doctor Jiang shook his head with a helpless smile on his face.

He remembered Xu Feng, the young man he was in charge of diagnosing yesterday, he didn't expect him to be so messy.

When the police sent Xu Feng here yesterday, they said that he cooked the medicine himself, and the medicine stinks like feces. As a result, everyone in the whole building vomited until they fainted.

The scene was not usually spectacular, and a dozen people were sent to the hospital.

"Thank you doctor, I'm fine!"

Xu Feng was a little weak, and he didn't notice that the doctor in front of him was the doctor from yesterday.

What he cared most about was his own condition. He could feel his physical strength slowly recovering, and there was a fiery mass emitting special energy at the dantian of his abdomen.

This energy traveled through Xu Feng's body over and over again, and the feeling of weakness was slowly disappearing.

"It's not a big problem. Don't take supplements indiscriminately. You can't go to the doctor in a hurry." Dr. Jiang took a deep look at Xu Feng and reminded him kindly.

"Thank you doctor."

Xu Feng lay on the bed, feeling the changes in himself.

From being weak when I woke up to being comfortable now, it only took a few short breaths.

Moreover, hearing and vision have been greatly strengthened, and there seems to be inexhaustible strength in the body.

The marrow washing liquid was real, hope rose in Xu Feng's eyes, he could not wait to get out of the hospital immediately and refine the marrow washing liquid to make money.

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