I saw the expression on Zhang Xiaotian's face when he saw Widow Hao, shock, surprise, surprise, and doubt. After this series of expressions disappeared, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh and said, "Sister-in-law Hao, just look at it." All the big bosses from the city are here, I still have something to do, go out first, sister-in-law, help the bosses clean up the house, what do you think?"

"Okay, brother Xiaotian, don't worry about it, it's on your sister-in-law."

After the girl finished speaking, she rolled her arms and sleeves and walked into the room. Gong Xue frowned slightly and stared at Zhang Xiaotian who was walking out the door. She didn't know what this kid was doing. After thinking about it, this is him His hometown, where he grew up since he was a child, should come back to find those friends with great difficulty.

In this way, Widow Hao helped Zhang Xiaotian to pack the things at home, while he himself hummed a little song and walked towards the house of Da Pao Zhan at the entrance of the village, hoping to find Da Pao Zhan and go up the mountain together in the afternoon, so as to get some game Come down, and make a barbecue for Gong Xue at night.

When he got to the door of Da Pao Zhang's house, he saw that boy Da Pao Zhang was squatting in the yard, bent over, with half of his butt exposed, as if he was washing something.

"Big cannon, what are you doing?"

Hearing the sound, Da Pao Zhan turned his head angrily, but saw that the person who came was Zhang Xiaotian. The happy kid almost jumped up from the ground, and said with a smile: "Xiaotian, when did you come, why did you come back?" That's right, the clothes on her are really nice."

Just then Zhang Xiaotian walked into the yard, glanced at the bench, and saw a big basin of clothes. It seemed that the big gun battle was washing clothes at home, so he said amusedly: "Big gun battle, what? I'm still doing laundry at home, why doesn't your wife dare to do this, it's what women do."

Indeed, this is indeed the work of women in the village, and if a big man does laundry and cooking, then if it is spread out, he will be laughed at by the villagers for a lifetime.

As a result, Da Pao Zhan blushed, but fortunately his face was black, otherwise he would be like a hot red soldering iron, just like that, after hearing what he said, he said embarrassingly: "Don't be a mother, if it weren't for that What the hell, I'm so damn aggrieved to be able to dare a bitch's work at home."

It's not that the stick in the man's crotch is not easy to use. He just can't hold his head up in front of women. Don't ask about it. He can't satisfy women in that respect. There are a few women who can make the old man live comfortably. If The stick in the crotch is so good that even a tigress can poke it into a hello kitty.

"How about what I told you last time?" Da Pao Zhan lowered his head and asked in a low voice.

But Zhang Xiaotian who was standing in the yard didn't seem to remember anything, and asked with a surprised face: "What are you talking about?"

After listening to the big gun battle of this answer, I could only get close to him, lowered my voice, and said in a voice heard by the two of them: "It was the day before you entered the city, I told you in the village branch, forgot? "

At this moment, he finally remembered that the reason why he co-authored Da Pao Zhan was washing clothes at home, and immediately burst into laughter, but he immediately realized that laughing like this hurt Da Pao Zhan's self-esteem, so he slapped his face. Tie Qing's cannon clapped his shoulders and said: "That's it, brother, I guarantee you that you won't come out for three days, and the bitch will cry and cry, and won't get out of bed for three days, how about it?"

Not to mention the excitement of Da Pao Zhan after hearing this, in this way, he can raise his head again at home and be a man again. This year, he has eaten all the eyes of that woman.

"Success, by the way, do you want to ask me for something?" Only then did Da Paozhang realize that Zhang Xiaotian was here for something.

"Hey, it's nothing to worry about. Go up the mountain in the afternoon. If you have time, come with us and get some wild rabbits. I haven't seen you for a long time. Let's have a good drink tonight!" Zhang Xiaotian said very cheerfully. .

"Okay, I thought it was a big deal. As long as our men can stab girls to death in bed and raise their heads, it's not a big deal. I'll pack up my shotguns and go find you in the afternoon." Just after Zhang Xiaotian said those words, Da Pao Zhan seemed to be alive again, with an excited expression on his face, exactly the same as when he was just married back then.

If you think about it, it is said that a small farewell is better than a newlywed, but the woman in this big gun battle is in her 30s, but she is exactly the age of a wolf in her [-]s and a tiger in her [-]s, and she has a lot of experience in that respect.

It seems that Da Pao Zhan has been with him. Girls have been doing nothing for a year, can you not be excited?It also embarrasses the mother-in-law of the big gun battle, just like the atmosphere in the ravine, if the things in the crotch of the old men of the family are not good, they have already gone to the sorghum fields and the hillsides to buy broken shoes.

Now that Da Pao Zhan has agreed to pack up his things and go up the mountain with them in the afternoon, he is fine, so he is going home to get some men's exclusive medicine "Iron Rod" for Da Pao Zhan, so that he can be short tonight. The majesty of time.

As a result, just as he was about to leave, he was crushed by the cannonball with a smirk on his face, and asked in a low voice: "Xiaotian, let me ask you, did you sleep with any girls in the city? What do girls feel like, are they comfortable or not?"

Zhang Xiaotian froze for a moment, rubbed his head and smiled innocently: "Brother Da Pao Zhan, do you think I am such a person, how can I sleep with a woman from the city? It’s comfortable to sleep on.”

Da Pao Zhan stared at him in shock, and asked a little disbelievingly: "Could it be bragging with my brother, with your conduct (fuck sex), what kind of woman can let you sleep? "

"When I went back to the village that night, I passed by the county and slept in a hotel in the county all night. A drunk woman came from somewhere and let me sleep." He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and showed him the picture and sound recorded that night.

After Da Pao Zhan finished watching, his eyes were as wide as a bull's, and he patted him on the shoulder and said, "That's not bad, I can even sleep with the girls in the city, tell me who are the girls in the city?" What does it taste like? How is it different from the ones in our mountains?"

What's the difference?He rubbed his head and thought for a while, if he said something different, he would make a different call on the bed, he would have many tricks and tricks, but he was afraid that if he said these words, Da Pao Zhan would not understand, and he would continue to chase after them. asked him.

"It's not that I go to school less, I don't know what to say, if it's different, let's put it this way, the breasts are bigger than those in the mountains."

"Big? How big is that? Can it be as big as Ma Cuihua's breasts?" Da Paozhang continued to ask with a face of disbelief, but he didn't believe that he could be as big as Ma Cuihua's breasts.

"Hey, you'll know what it's like when you go to bed. Compared with the people in the city, Ma Cuihua's breasts are just like this." He couldn't help but put up his little finger. Feeling that it was almost noon, the woman of Da Pao Zhan held a girl's hand with a smile and walked in from the courtyard gate. When she came in, she saw Ma Xiaotian in the courtyard, so she stepped forward and joked with a smile.

"Isn't this little brother Xiaotian? He's wearing this at some point, and he looks like a dog, and he's like a man from the city. Isn't he just a part-time worker?"

"Sister-in-law, I didn't say that, after a while, I'll ask everyone in the village to work for me." When he said this, he glanced at the woman who was fighting with firecrackers, and saw the woman's expression of disbelief.

Da Pao Zhan said proudly: "Brother Xiaotian is capable now, but he came back with the big bosses in the city."

"Huh, first touch your crotch and ask if you are a gentleman, then lick your face and talk, and cook for my mother! Sister, let's go into the house and talk." The mother-in-law of Da Pao Zhan didn't give Zhang Xiaotian any face, and looked down on the old man. Talking loudly.

As a result, Da Pao Zhan kicked over the washing basin that was placed aside for washing, and scolded with his eyes wide open, "Damn it, stinky bitch, go and cook for me, I'm going out with my brother to do some errands. It has nothing to do with you girls, don't worry, I will smash your mouth tonight!"

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