Fragrance at night

Hearing the shout, Zhang Xiaotian and Da Pao Zhang, who were carrying a shotgun, ran over immediately, and only when they got close did they see that there was a small snake as thick as a finger in front of Qiao Qian, and it was moving towards her non-stop. Spitting out the core, Zhang Xiaotian sternly shouted: "It's okay, don't move!"

As he spoke, he got a stick from the side, bent over and slowly moved over, picked up the little snake with the stick, threw it aside, clapped his hands, and said with a smile: "It's okay." It's okay now."

Qiao Qian didn't think so, she was not afraid of anything, but she was only afraid of this kind of reptile. After Zhang Xiaotian took the long snake away, this girl still didn't react from the fright just now, and walked up to him in an instant. Behind him, he tightly tugged on his clothes.

"It's okay, it's okay, didn't I get it away." Zhang Xiaotian patted her on the back lightly while talking.

Looking at this scene, Shang Bo, the man with glasses, suddenly lost his temper. He walked over in a hurry from behind, pulled Zhang Xiaotian away, and stared at him angrily.

"What are you doing, let go of your dirty hands!"

"Xiaoqian, it's all right, it's all right, didn't hurt you?"

He said the last sentence to Qiao Qian, and when he said it, he looked distressed, and reached out to pat her on the back, but Qiao Qian gave her a vicious look, and said coldly, "It has nothing to do with you. "

After finishing speaking, he walked to Zhang Xiaotian's side, grabbed his arm, and said happily, "Thank you just now."

Zhang Xiaotian was so dumbfounded that he could only touch his head in embarrassment and smiled, and continued to walk up the mountain. When he was halfway up the mountain, a cannonball carrying a shotgun walked beside him, touching Sweat beads.

"Little God, let me say that the little girl from the city has taken a fancy to you. You didn't see it just now. That man with glasses is not a fun thing. He just wanted to take advantage of her. Let me Said, just accept this bitch and forget it, no loss, hehe."

"Brother Da Pao Zhan, I'm not talking about you, is it because you have no place to vent your anger in your crotch these two days, and you are holding it like a bulge."

As he spoke, he quickly walked towards Qiao Qian who was walking in the front.

Along the way, Qiao Qian put the herbs she saw on the side of the road into the backpack behind her while walking, and Zhang Xiaotian was not idle. Put it in the medicine basket behind you.

Da Pao Zhan saw that the medicine basket on his back couldn't hold anything, smiled, and threw the dry food bag on his body to him, and Zhang Xiaotian put all the other medicinal materials into it.

Shang Bo, the man with glasses, sneered at what the two men did. Isn't it just a little medicinal material that grows on the wild mountains, and you can buy as much as you want in the medicinal material market.

But seeing Qiao Qian who was at the side serious about picking medicinal materials, she didn't say anything, and followed behind the two of them, rolling her eyes non-stop.

After a while, Da Pao Zhang ran out from nowhere, shaking a big long worm back and forth in his hand, and said happily to Zhang Xiaotian: "Xiaotian, let's see what good things your brother got for you."

Zhang Xiaotian took a look and walked over, only to see that in the hand of Da Pao Zhan was a big green worm, but it had been broken from seven inches away, and green liquid was dripping out. , Suddenly, he remembered something, this was seen in the prescription left by his grandfather, isn't this the medicine primer for the "iron stick"?I searched for a long time, but couldn't find it. I didn't expect to be found by Da Pao Zhan, and walked over with a smile on my face.

Holding the big long worm in Da Pao Zhan's hand, he excitedly said to Qiao Qian: "Sister, find a bottle or something for brother, so I can hold this thing."

Qiao Qian stared at the big worm in his hand with an indescribable sense of fear, so she shook her head and said, "No, whoever brought that kind of thing up the mountain, besides, this guy is so thick, how could he pretend to be in it?" .”

When Zhang Xiaotian thought about it, the same thing happened, he touched his trouser pocket, rolled his eyes twice, and took out something from his trouser pocket, Qiao Qian, who was drinking water at the side in shock, instantly sprayed the water out, Stop coughing.

What he took out from his pocket was a white bag, which contained nothing but a condom. After tearing the bag open, Zhang Xiaotian took the condom out and threw the big worm away He went in, quickly tied the mouth of the bag, weighed it twice in his hand, and threw it into the medicinal materials with satisfaction.

Qiao Qian looked at his coherent movements, couldn't help but pale, and muttered two words: "Pervert, stinky rogue, you actually carry that kind of thing with you, stinky rogue!"

Others were far away, so they didn't hear what he said, but Zhang Xiaotian was so close to her, all the words just now entered his ears: "Cut, what do you know, what is the purpose of this thing? Too much, you know what, even the thing you women use every time, has other uses."

The voice he said was a bit too loud. In an instant, the whole group heard it. They all stared at Zhang Xiaotian with shocked eyes, and prayed for him silently in their hearts. Don't offend this kid. This iceberg beauty.

Who knew that the iceberg beauty Qiao Qian was not only not angry, she even stood up and walked over. When she passed by him, she rolled her eyes and said six words contemptuously: "Stinky rascal, big pervert!"

Not only was Zhang Xiaotian not angry, he patted the dirt on his butt, followed him, and said, "I know you admire me, thank you for the compliment!"

In an instant, Qiao Qian was so angry that she wanted to find a twig to slap him twice, but she held back, staring at the back of him walking in front and thought to herself: Zhang Xiaotian bumpkin, wait for me and see what happens when I go back pack you up.

Zhang Xiaotian, who was walking in front, didn't know what she was thinking. He had nothing to say along the way, until in the afternoon, two wild rabbits were killed in a cannon battle, and the group of people went down the mountain.

As soon as I got to the entrance of the village, I saw Li Xiuhua, the matchmaker in the village, coming over with a small bag. It seemed that she had gone to someone's house again to propose marriage.

"Oh, boy, you've got a lot of skills. I haven't seen you for a few days, and I've hooked up all the little girls in the city. Auntie, I'm congratulating you. When are you going to invite auntie to a wedding wine?"

I saw Zhang Xiaotian looking at her, and said with a hey smile: "Auntie, what eyes do you have, go to my place when you have time and show you if you have corns!"

For a while, the people walking together to the village all burst into laughter when they heard his words, how could corns grow out of their eyes, isn't this a curse?

"You! You! You wait for my old lady! My old lady has to make corns in the chicken in your crotch today!" Li Xiuhua, the matchmaker, threw herself on Zhang Xiaotian angrily.