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"I don't even give me 1000 yuan. This person is good or bad. The key is that she is still smiling. I really want to kill her."

After coming out of Fang Qingxuan's house, Lin Yan held five bright red cards of Grandpa Mao in his hands, his face full of frustration, as if he had eaten shit.

It turned out that the agreement between him and Fang Qingxuan was that he would pretend to be Fang Qingxuan's boyfriend to deal with Mrs. Fang, and she would pay Lin Yan 50 yuan as a reward.

But now, Fang Qingxuan only paid Lin Yan 500 yuan, and gave Lin Yan a comment: "Poor acting skills, bad review!"

"Hey, forget it, five hundred is five hundred, at least the living expenses for this month will be covered." In the end, Lin Yan could only sigh, and left Fang's villa desolately with a huge sum of 500 yuan.

Lin Yan was wandering on the road, thinking about how to get his life in order for the next month, when a notification sound came from his mobile phone.

Lin Yan opened it and found that it was Taishang Laojun. His body trembled with fright, and he almost dropped the phone on the ground.

Immediately, Lin Yan replied tremblingly: "Dare to ask Laojun, why are you looking for a small one?"

Today is different from the past. After what happened with Monkey King, Lin Yan knows that the lessons in his mobile phone are all gods, and he must not offend them.

"A few days ago, did that Pohou give you a concentration pill?" Laojun asked straight to the point.

Splash monkey?It should be Sun Wukong.

"There is such a thing. I don't know why you ask this, old gentleman?" Lin Yan asked cautiously.

"The elixir was stolen by Pohou from my Tushita palace, you have to return it to me!" Laojun said seriously.

"Then... I ate one..."

"Eat it? No, you have to pay me, or the old man will burn you to slag with a real fire of Samadhi!" Taishang Laojun said angrily.

Hearing this, Lin Yan's face turned pale in an instant, he is a dick, what compensation will he get.

This group of gods is really disgusting. Before Sun Wukong said he would kill me with a stick, but now the Taishang Laojun wants to burn me to death. If he has mana, can he do whatever he wants?

"Old gentleman, I don't have any elixir, I can't compensate you (poor)" Lin Yan said without tears.

"I don't care about that, you have eaten my elixir, anyway you have to pay, if you don't pay, I will burn you to death!" Taishang Laojun said proudly.

Lin Yan was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. What would he offer to compensate others?

But if they don't pay, people have already said that they will burn themselves to ashes by lowering the divine fire. Lin Yan has no doubts about this sentence.

Who is Taishang Laojun?

That's a saint-level figure, even Tathagata, the Jade Emperor is no more than a golden fairy level, he wants to kill Lin Yan, it's as easy as pie!

Just when Lin Yan was at a loss, suddenly he remembered how he had fooled Monkey King last time, and his eyes lit up.

"Laojun, I have something here. It tastes great. It is a rare delicacy in the world. It should be comparable to your Concentration Pill. Why don't I send it to you."

Taishang Laojun: "Okay, send it to me to see if it can match my concentration pill."

Lin Yan hurried to a nearby store, bought a package of spicy noodles, scanned them and sent them over.

"Ding dong!"

"The red envelope is generated and sent."

The spicy strips were quickly extracted by Taishang Laojun.

Lin Yan waited anxiously with his mobile phone in his hand, he didn't know if this spicy strip would suit Taishang Laojun's taste, if he couldn't satisfy the other party, his own life would be lost.

"Ding!"

After a while, Taishang Laojun sent a message.

"I'm going to ask him for a banana. What is this thing? It tastes so good. Laojun, I was born in the world. I have experienced a long time, hundreds of millions of memories, but I have never eaten such delicious food. This What's the thing called? (surprised, surprised)"

"Spicy strips."

Seeing the message sent by Taishang Laojun, Lin Yan breathed a sigh of relief, and finally he didn't have to be burned to slag.

However, Lin Yan is also a little proud of Latiao. This domestic snack is not a joke.

As soon as it entered the market, everyone from eighty-year-old grandparents to eight-year-old children was conquered by its exquisite and wonderful taste, and it lasted for a long time. After more than ten years, many people are still crazy about it. .

Otherwise, there will be no: hot strips into my heart, forget the famous saying of heroin!

Now it's awesome, not only the Monkey King has been conquered, but also the Supreme Lord.

That's great, my spicy noodles!

"Latiao? Well, it's a very appropriate name. Well, for the sake of Latiao, you don't have to pay for the quenching pill. Not only that, but I also plan to give you a small gift, just as a thank you for putting the Latiao Give me a thank you gift, okay, I won’t bb with you anymore, I’m going to eat spicy noodles (drool).”

"Ding dong."

"Have you checked the red envelope you received from Taishang Laojun?"

check.

"Congratulations on grabbing the Taishang Laojun's good luck charm, which has now been collected in your wallet."

Lin Yan immediately opened the wallet, and immediately found two options, one was the balance of his WeChat change: 53 cents, and the other was a good luck charm.

There is still an introduction on it, Lin Yan hurriedly took a look.

"Pure spirit talisman: can cure all diseases and five poisons"

Get rid of all diseases!

Is it so awesome?

........

"If you have money or not, go home for the New Year..." Just as Lin Yan was so happy to get a new magic weapon and hummed a little song to celebrate, something seemed to happen in front of him.

Lin Yan vaguely heard a cry for help.

So Lin Yan leaned over curiously, and then saw a Miaoman figure running towards him in front of him, and behind the girl were several big men.

The girl is very beautiful, with an oval face and long legs, she looks like a school girl.

Immediately, Lin Yan quickened his pace, ready to save the girl.

At this time, the girl also saw Lin Yan, and was immediately overjoyed, but her words slowed down Lin Yan's pace.

"Hey, that dick, come here quickly and drive those hooligans behind me away!"

only!

That's right, it was the command. This girl used a domineering tone, as if it was only natural for Lin Yan to help her.

Lin Yan didn't like to see this kind of arrogant Yang Ren, so he stopped his steps immediately, put his hands in his hands, pretended not to see, and moved to the side of the road, intending to stay out of the matter.

After seeing Lin Yan's actions, the girl's complexion instantly turned cold, and she was filled with anger. As Bai Fumei, the man usually treats her like a star, trying her best to please her.

But this guy turned a blind eye to her plea for help, and immediately scolded: "You bastard, you dare to ignore me, you useless, stupid, you will die!"

The language is so vicious that it's hard to hear!

"Do we know each other?" At this moment, Lin Yan finally raised his head and looked at the girl indifferently.

"I don't know." The girl replied subconsciously.

"Since we don't know each other, and you are not my relative or friend, then what is my obligation to save you?" Lin Yan asked in a serious manner.

Like most people, Lin Yan is a young man with a sense of justice. This can be seen from the fact that when he saw the girl asking for help just now, his first thought was to help.

But he is not the Holy Mother, and kindness should be treated differently. As a rescuer, this girl actually shouted at him, as if Lin Yan owed her.

Lin Yan chose to ignore this kind of person.

"Not everyone in this world will revolve around you, and you should know that if I try to save you, I may be injured. After all, there are several people chasing you, but you haven't considered this issue at all. , and you command me as a matter of course, you don't even think about what you are other than good-looking."

There was a trace of anger in Sen Ran's voice, after Lin Yan cast a cold glance at the girl, he raised his leg and walked past her without any muddling.

"You, you are really desperate..." The girl pointed at Lin Yan with a trembling finger, her face full of disbelief.