Gentle Wind

Eunuch Feng has a bad temper, no matter what the situation, don't talk.He was on duty in the palace most of the time, and he only went back to the house to take a bath and rest. He was cautious and never interacted with officials under King Wu.If there are foreign officials visiting the house, they must be kept out of the inner courtyard. "

Empress Baoji led Li Roufeng into the bathroom:

Eunuch Feng has always been obsessed with cleanliness, so he doesn't want to live with other eunuchs in the palace.He loves bathing very much, and there must be hot water in the house at all times.He doesn't like any smells in the house, so the toilet has to be flushed from time to time...and that's your job too. "

Li Roufeng murmured: I can't see, what should I do? "Suddenly he held the hand of the lady who held the chicken with his backhand, pointed to his eyes with his left hand, and said earnestly: Ma'am, since you can bring me back to life, can you let me see it?"

The eyes of the empress holding the chicken fell from the top of his head to his ankles, and said: "A person in the world is neither old nor bad, it is always his appearance in the last moment of his life."You were poisoned to death during your lifetime, you didn’t lack arms or legs, you just lost your eyes, what else is there to be dissatisfied with? "

Li Roufeng lowered his hands in disappointment, but raised his head stubbornly, remaining silent.

When they entered the courtyard at the end, many chickens were raised inside, and when they saw the mother holding chickens, they clucked and swarmed over.

Empress Baoji gave Li Roufeng a bowl of bran to feed the chicken.Li Roufeng felt the rough and fine texture of the bran, squeezed a handful, stretched out his arms from top to bottom, the chickens flew up and piled up to fight for it.

idiot! "Holding chicken cursed the empress, and pressed Li Roufeng's whole hand into the chaff bowl, took his hand and let him grab a handful, and sprinkled it in the air with all her strength. If you don't let go, how will you eat the chicken?"

Li Roufeng pursed her lips tightly, and the second time, she let go.He heard the sound of the southeast wind blowing through the treetops in his ear, and asked in a low voice: won't such fine bran flour be blown away by the wind? "

The lady who held the chicken said in a flat voice: Although it is bran flour, it is ground from real corn, and it is not blown by strong winds.The chaff you saw blown away by the wind in the past was because relief officials mixed paper ashes into it. "She paused, and said without emotion: Those refugees are meaner than the jī here."

Li Roufeng's lips pursed even tighter.

There are three roosters in these flocks, all of which are colorful phoenixes. There is a small rooster and two big ones. The rooster-carrying lady dug a few fat earthworms from the black mud basket next to her to feed the two The big one, two roosters were pecking at earthworms on the ground. She compared them carefully and found that the size and color of the two roosters were almost the same, but the one he was holding yesterday was older, and the red color of the rooster crown was much different. Slightly darkened below.

When Mr. Da Lang finished eating the earthworms and was about to leave satisfied, the lady who held the cock suddenly grabbed it by its wings and lifted it up.

I have wronged you, I will let Mr. Erlang eat you today. "

Li Roufeng heard Mr. Da Lang screaming and struggling, and his chicken hairs flying around, he couldn't help but asked in surprise: Didn't it marry you, madam?You want to eat it? "

marriage? "Holding the rooster seems to be listening to a joke. I have already eaten the one that married me." She glanced at the other sleek red-crowned male rooster on the ground, and said:

From now on, my big man will be that one. "

① 蛩蛩左虚: The legendary animal who is inseparable from each other.

Chapter 5

The eunuch Feng Shi returned to the mansion at the end of the Si time.

This is an old eunuch who has just passed the sixtieth age, but because he has followed Wu Wang Xiao Zian all the year round, he is well maintained and his body is still healthy and strong.It's just that in recent years, Xiao Zian has been lobbied by others, and suddenly he has a wolf ambition to compete in the Central Plains, and Eunuch Feng has to worry about it.

This deliberate thought is manifested in Eunuch Feng's increasingly flabby flesh.His gray hair was also scratched and thinned, and he managed to hold it back with a short hosta.

The fragrance of flowers is overflowing in the house, and occasionally there are a few birdsong, it is quiet and pleasant, just like a paradise in the Shura world.Feng Shiben was irritated by the flamboyant and domineering concubine in Wu Wang's palace. After entering the mansion, his mood calmed down a little.

This is why he put Zhang Cui'e in the house.Although this woman came from a humble background, had been married, and was not outstanding in appearance, she was the only one who could serve him comfortably over the years, and she handled all the tasks assigned to Zhang Cui'e properly.

But today, Feng Shi still needs to vent his overburdened ignorance, and he is determined to show off at home.

After entering the Chuihua Gate, his wife hurried up to meet him and took off the official uniform that he had been wearing for a day and two nights.Because of the dystocia of King Wu's side concubine, he stayed in the palace for an extra long time this time. The bloody smell of the woman's childbirth and the stench of her vagina made him feel extremely sick.

Is the water ready? "

The bath and hot water are all ready, just waiting for the father-in-law to come back. "The woman held his shirt with both hands and replied very respectfully.

Can't fault it anywhere.Feng Shi walked into the bathroom, took off his clothes under the service of the woman, and sat in the large bathtub.This house was chosen by Zhang Cui'e for King Wu several months ago after he entered Jiankang.Except that it was a little old, everything was to his liking, and there was even a bath in the house.