Tianting Network Administrator

Chapter 43 The Merry History of Eight Precepts

After listening to Ye Fan's words, the Taishang Laojun covered his stomach and laughed, because what Ye Fan said was really funny, what old cows don't eat tender grass, and the little white faces like to be raised, everything, anyway, there is no Ye Fan The only thing that can't be said is that neither Taishang Laojun nor Tang Seng has heard of it.

"Ye Fan, is it really like this down here?" Taishang Laojun couldn't help, covered his mouth and laughed, looked at Ye Fan and asked.

Ye Fan said disdainfully: "I don't know, you don't listen to me, and you insist on laughing beside me, so why are you talking so much now, really."

"I can't bear it, can't I?" While answering Ye Fan's words, he hugged his stomach with both hands and laughed loudly. He didn't even look like a fairy, almost like a three-year-old child.

It may be that Taishang Laojun's laughter was too loud, waking up all the people who were still resting in the circus. A man with a fat head and big ears walked in from the door, and as soon as he came in, he faced Taishang Laojun Looking over, he was very angry and said: "I said, can you be quiet? It's noon, and no one is allowed to rest. Laughing, you think this is Tianting Kindergarten? Quacking, really no Do you know how to think about others?"

The man with fat head and big ears who came in from the door spoke a lot like a woman. At this time, Taishang Laojun was willing to leave the ground and stood up from the ground. Although he stood up, his face was still Very red, from the looks of it, she must have suppressed her blush by forcibly holding back a smile.

The Taishang Laojun who was blushing forced himself not to laugh, but in the end he couldn't help it, and continued to laugh with a pop, while Tang Seng was much quieter, only smiling with two dimples, not like Taishang Laojun , clutching his stomach and laughing.

Sun Wukong also came back at this time. As soon as he came in, he saw how red the face of Taishang Laojun was, and then looked around, and saw a man with a fat head and big ears, and cursed, "Idiot, did you eat me? The bananas brought back from Huaguo Mountain last time, why are there only apples and pears left, and nothing else?"

The fat-headed and big-eared man known as the idiot was scolded by Sun Wukong and dared not make a sound, because he really ate the bananas. Last time I saw Brother Monkey bring a lot of bananas back from Huaguo Mountain. I couldn't help it that day, and wanted to steal it, but who knew, my elder brother was at home all day.

Today, I managed to find a chance when the senior brother was not at home, and secretly ran to eat the bananas that the senior brother brought back. Maybe I was too full and a little sleepy, so I couldn’t help running to sleep. I didn't know how to answer, so I could only stammer, "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, listen to my explanation, yes, it is like this."

Sun Wukong listened to this idiot’s explanation not once or twice, every time he didn’t say, what a pity I saw that I would waste it here if I didn’t eat it, or that I couldn’t bear it when I saw how beautiful this banana was. I really want to taste it, but who knows, I haven't tasted it yet, it's not enough to stick between my teeth, it's gone.

Apart from these two reasons, the idiot can't find a third reason to look good. Huaguoshan not only has sufficient water resources, but also has a good climate. It is neither too cold nor too cold all year round. Warm, the most suitable is to grow bananas, Huaguoshan bananas, which are famous all over the world.

Wukong's original purpose was to send some bananas to Ye Fan and establish a good relationship with Ye Fan. After all, this Tianting network administrator has a small official position, but he has great power. Whoever refuses to accept it will directly block you from the Internet.

But I couldn't find it after searching for a long time. After thinking about it, it must have something to do with the idiot, so I ran to the idiot's room to find the idiot to settle the score. Who knows, the idiot was not in the room. It's over, I must have something to do with the idiot, but the idiot is not in the room, so it must be nothing to do with it, then, when I came back, I saw the idiot here.

The idiot wanted to explain more, but Sun Wukong didn't bother to listen to the explanation, so he just kicked the idiot in the stomach. With a monkey kick, the idiot disappeared. It was even more powerful than a Hollywood movie.

"Master, I brought all the fruits to little brother Ye Fan, but I wanted to give little brother Ye Fan some of our Huaguoshan specialty bananas, who knows that I went to see them just now, and they are all gone. No need to guess, it must be The idiot of the second junior brother ate it secretly, this idiot ate my fruit all day long, the idiot didn't know that day, I had to put some laxatives in the fruit to make him lose weight."

"Okay, you monkey head, you are brothers from the same school, so don't worry about it every time. Although Bajie only knows how to eat, but his nature is not bad, you don't need to worry about him. If he doesn't this time, then let's go. Give it off again, friend Ye Fan, don’t you mind this?”

Ye Fan chuckled and said, "It's okay, but I just heard you say that the one just now is Bajie, is it your second apprentice Zhu Bajie?"

Tang Seng nodded and said: "Well, that is my second apprentice Zhu Bajie just now, don't look at how much he eats all day long, but he is still very serious about his work, he just eats."

When the monkey heard his master say that he was wrong, he immediately interjected and said: "Go, go, work very seriously, and I don't know who molested other beautiful women during the performance last time. My father knows, so come to us." You have filed a complaint and said that our circus will be dismantled, but you still have the nerve to say that the idiot is serious about his work."

"Also last time, when everyone was free, master, you old man took the lead to go out to play. We had agreed to ride the roller coaster together and asked Bajie to buy tickets. Who knew that Bajie saw a beautiful woman, so that he could sit next to the beautiful woman We paid a high price to buy the place next to that beautiful woman, so we could only watch him pick up girls on the side, and even said that there is nothing I can’t do, only I don’t want to do it.”

"Who knows what people said, how amazing, can you invite me to ride the roller coaster a few more times, and finally sold all the tickets for the door, so that we had no money to buy tickets to go out, and the people inside were caught, saying that we secretly The ones who came in wanted to detain us and serve them as waiters for a week, and you still have the nerve to say that idiot is serious about his work, I think it's the master, you old man, who is partial."

"You know what, you are a big brother, you should let me go." Just after Wukong finished speaking, the kicked Zhu Bajie came back immediately, and he was still unwilling to reconcile and started arguing with Monkey King.

"It's you who should let me go. I am your elder brother, and you are my younger brother. Do you understand, do you understand respecting the old and loving the young, and being filial to the elder brother?"

"I don't understand, I don't understand, you brag about me."

The two of them didn't care about where they were, and started arguing directly. Tang Seng has long been used to the quarrel between the two. From the time when they learned from the Western Paradise to the present, these two people have always been like this. If they are not used to it, Tang Seng really doesn't know how to live. .

"Okay, okay, let's say less for each of you, don't you see that there are guests here?"

"Also, Bajie, it's really your fault this time. Every time you see senior brother bring fruit back, you steal bananas from senior brother. Don't let this happen again, or I won't give it to you next time. You pay."

As soon as he heard the word salary, Bajie stood at attention, turned to Tang Seng, and said, "I'm joking with Brother Monkey? Brother Monkey, don't you think so?"

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