God level Ye Liangchen

Ye Liangchen was naked with his buttocks bare, standing in the kitchen with a kitchen knife in his hand, bathed in the spring light and closed his eyes, his chrysalis-like penis swayed left and right with his body!

Seeing this scene, Xu Qing let out a groan, dropped the bag of vegetables and ran out covering her face, but peeked through her fingers!

Although Aunt Mei was older, her face was reddish, and she immediately turned her head away and didn't dare to look at it. Maybe it was the swaying penis that made people unable to bear to look directly...

"Liangchen, what are you doing kid? Why aren't you wearing clothes? Hurry up..." After speaking, Aunt Mei couldn't stay any longer, and went out of the room and closed the door.

"What?" Ye Liangchen suddenly opened his eyes, his consciousness returned to his body, he looked at the door in a daze, and then looked at his shape, his figure...

Wow.

Ye Liangchen didn't say anything, ran to the bathroom door, rummaged through his clothes and put them on. He didn't know what the socks and panties were for, so he walked around the trousers three times before he tried to put them on.

As for the belt, let alone throwing it aside, he found a t-shirt but couldn't find an opening. Finally, he saw a shirt and studied it for a while and put it on.

"Well, Aunt Mei, Xu Qing, come in!" After Ye Liangchen finished speaking for a while, the two of them were counted in.

Xu Qing found that Ye Liangchen was pulling his pants with his left hand and his shirt with his right hand covering his chest. He blushed and looked at the two of them with a thick neck. Xu Qing burst out laughing, sat on the ground crying and couldn't stand up, and Aunt Mei even laughed loudly. laugh.

"What's wrong with you? Also, Aunt Mei, this dress can't cover it, it's too small, and it's still broken in the middle." Ye Liangchen curled his lips.

"Hehe, your pants are on the wrong side, why is the zipper behind your buttocks? I laughed so hard, you're not as good as a child!" Xu Qing sat on the ground and patted her calf.

"Ah? What do you mean by opening? It must be put in the back. The front of the trousers must be tight to hide your shame, and no one will look behind!" Ye Liangchen thought it made sense.

"Forget it, Liangchen, I'm afraid he hasn't worn proper clothes." Aunt Mei couldn't laugh or cry: "Well, Qing'er, you cook first, and I'll teach him how to wear these clothes."

"En, hehe!" Xu Qing stood up, covered her mouth, picked up the vegetable bag and ran to the kitchen.

Aunt Mei took out the underwear in the bathroom pocket, and taught Ye Liangchen how to wear them one by one. In the end, Ye Liangchen learned everything, obediently cleaned up the mess, carried his pants and belt, and went to a small bedroom to fiddle. .

"Qing'er, this child seems to be seriously ill, and he's still holding a kitchen knife in the kitchen. I think it's dangerous, so send him out quickly!" Aunt Mei said a little speechlessly.

Xu Qing smiled: "Understood, we will report to school tomorrow and take him out to see if we can remember anything. If there is no problem, we will send him away and not take him home."

"It's okay. Although this child doesn't seem to have any bad intentions, he is mentally abnormal and prone to accidents. Aunt Mei will feel relieved after sending him away!" Aunt Mei said with emotion. If you can do it, fortunately, you don't usually get sick.

After Xu Qing had finished cooking, Ye Liangchen finally finished, pushed the door and walked out.

A pair of white sneakers, white socks and jeans, a white shirt with a black belt, although the outfit is not worth a lot, it complements Ye Liangchen's figure very stylishly, and his appearance is also very handsome and fair (played by Huo Jianhua)

It's that black and beautiful hair, it looks weird when it's loose on him!

"Aunt Mei, do you all dress like this here?" Ye Liangchen asked with some doubts.

Aunt Mei smiled: "Well, you are the first guy to put the zipper through the back!"

"Eh..." Ye Liangchen was a little speechless, and the few of them were happy eating together. The key is that Ye Liangchen behaved quite normally. When he went to bed at night, he directly arranged it in the small bedroom where Aunt Mei slept.

Aunt Mei went to Xu Qing's bedroom, but Ye Liangchen couldn't sleep at night!

"What kind of place is this? There are no cultivators and no supernatural powers. They are all mortals? It's so strange!" Ye Liangchen glanced, and suddenly found a magazine with colorful food and humanities, as well as some photos of models that attracted Ye Liangchen. s eyes.

"It's wonderful...it's a pity that these words...it knows me, but I don't know it..." Ye Liangchen felt that he had to learn the knowledge of this world as soon as possible, otherwise he wouldn't be able to get along. Big joke.

"Do you want to learn writing?" In Ye Liangchen's mind, the voice of the dragon spear and weapon spirit came out.

"Yes, yes, you will?" Ye Liangchen was delighted.

"Damn it, how could I do that? Don't you have 10 random experience points? If you're not in a hurry to make up for your penis, you can exchange it for the 'Literacy and Hyphenation' props first." Shenlong Spear Spirit said.

"Does it work? That's fine, let's try it first!" Ye Liangchen closed his eyes and entered the realm of consciousness, and pulled out the small interface windows on the 'face-slapping system'. It looked very novel, but unfortunately he didn't recognize it.

"Come on, give me another literate first." Ye Liangchen said eagerly.

On the big crystal screen, the white-haired old man said: "Congratulations, the exchange skill 'Literacy and Hyphenation' has been successfully exchanged, consuming 5 experience points, leaving 5 points left!"

Immediately afterwards, Ye Liangchen felt his head buzzing, and a lot of messy characters flooded into his mind, and it took more than an hour to sort it out slowly.

"It's amazing!" Ye Liangchen suddenly felt that he knew a lot of words, and also learned a lot of Internet buzzwords, and he could understand that magazine.

"The 'face-slapping system' was successfully activated for the first time, and the task mode was activated."

At this moment, the system made a voice again: "The first main task - zero-level face-slapping, the deadline is one day, 10 experience points will be rewarded for completing the task, and 10 points will be deducted for failure. If the experience points are not enough, they will be deducted in turn. Deduct the existing attributes~sex~, when all the attributes are deducted to zero, the host will die!"

"What?" Ye Liangchen stood up with a groan.

"You still play like this? If I can't complete the task, my experience points will be deducted? If the deductions are gone, my physical attributes will be deducted? The health value is not high, and I can easily be deducted by him as a negative number and hang up." Especially It was Ye Liangchen who remembered ~sex~ability 33, and if he buckles a few times, he might be grinding the iron pestle into a needle...

"Old man, what's your name?" Ye Liangchen looked at Shenlong Spear Spirit.

"You can call me Long Lao!" Shenlong Gunqi Ling said.

Ye Liangchen nodded, remembering that he once learned a kind of exercise technique from his master. He also used a stick to beat his body to exercise his potential. The so-called people suffer from the glory behind, and no one knows what kind of hard training is hidden under the tyrannical body. Great perseverance this is not feasible!

"Old man Long, isn't it just a slap in the face? Tonight I let the experience points fly, and for the experience points, I worked hard!"

While talking, Ye Liangchen stretched out his hand to look at his palm, and began to slap his face. After half an hour, the experience value did not increase, but his face swelled a lot, like a big steamed bun.

Ye Liangchen cried: "Old man Long, are you kidding me? Don't you agree to slap your face to give you experience? Can you still play happily after this?"

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I didn't say this, it was the bird system that controlled me to say that, what's going on, I don't know!" Old Long looked at Ye Liangchen's picture with a smirk on his face. Mantou face.

"Could it be to slap someone in the face?" Ye Liangchen was a little speechless: "The system didn't say the specific details?"

"I told you that I told you a long time ago!" Old Man Long said with his beard blowing and staring.

"Grandma, it's not easy to gain some experience. It's impossible to hit yourself in the face. Xu Qing and Aunt Mei saved me, so I can't beat them. It seems that I have to go out for a walk tomorrow, otherwise the experience value will be deducted as a negative number and I will die. , especially..." Ye Liangchen opened his trousers and looked at the little dick, with tears in his eyes...

"Forget it, let's familiarize ourselves with the system first, and see what rewards are available!" Ye Liangchen looked at the big screen while speaking.

There are a few small squares on the top, with five categories of 'technology', 'skills', 'self-defense', 'learning' and 'survival' written respectively. Ye Liangchen tried to click on the technology.

Rows of high-tech and top-secret technologies come into view, various scheme designs and blueprints, three-purpose human-computer interaction car for water, land and air, especially the magic machine armor, which is said to be able to fly and invulnerable!

"Although I don't understand what this means, but it looks very powerful..." Ye Liangchen shook his head, the experience value used by the Divine Machine Armor is an astronomical figure, so he doesn't need to count on it now.

Then he looked at self-defense, learning, survival, skills, there are many good things, but his own experience value is too little, Ye Liangchen now thinks that these are not important, at present physical strength is the most important, it is really impossible to live a day without dying.

Especially that little dick, he must hurry up and beat his face to earn experience, let the little dick grow long, long, long, how long can he grow?

Ye Liangchen fiddled with it after three o'clock in the middle of the night, feeling that time was running out and urgent to make money. In order to survive and help Xu Qing pay the rent, he must not let that yellow-haired Zhou Jia's evil ideas succeed.

Unknowingly, Ye Liangchen fell asleep in a daze, sleeping very soundly and deeply, but it didn't feel like he had slept for long, and was woken up by Aunt Mei, Xu Qing was going to report to school today, but Aunt Mei agreed to take Ye Liangchen by the way Sent away.

"Liang Chen, did you sleep well last night?" Aunt Mei seemed to have woken up early and brought out the prepared meals.

"En, it's okay!" Ye Liangchen pushed open the door and came out, and replied in a daze.

"Hey, what's wrong with your face?" Xu Qing looked at Ye Liangchen with weird eyes, the half of her face looked like a small steamed bun, although it was stronger than last night, but it could still be seen.

"Face?" Ye Liangchen suddenly remembered what happened last night: "I don't know, it's just like this after sleeping!"

Aunt Mei looked at Ye Liangchen's face, there was still a clear slap mark, she saw that someone had been slapped, she whispered to Xu Qing: "Look, he hits himself so hard when he's sick, telling others He may not be able to do anything, but he must be sent away today."

"Well, Liangchen, go brush your teeth and wash your face first, it's all ready for you, by the way, don't you know how? Aunt Mei will teach you!" Aunt Mei pulled Ye Liangchen to the bathroom and taught him carefully.

"Hey, there is no spell, I have to do these things myself!" Ye Liangchen was a little speechless, after washing up, the three of them began to eat, Xu Qing finished eating in a hurry, and was wondering how to tell Ye Liangchen to take him out, Ye Liangchen said Speak first.

"Aunt Mei, Xu Qing, I want to go out to have a look today, maybe I can think of something more!" After Ye Liangchen finished speaking, Aunt Mei's eyes lit up, and she agreed to come down at that time. After eating, Xu Qing took Ye Liangchen and set off.

Before leaving, Aunt Mei put a hat on Ye Liangchen, covering her shawl hair!

"Ye Liangchen, I'm going to school, so you can hang around outside." Xu Qing didn't say much on the way, feeling a little guilty for leaving him outside like this.

"Okay." When they were almost at school, the two began to speak.

"Hey, isn't this Miyoshi's daughter Xu Qing? What's the matter? Are you dating?" At this moment, a female voice came from the front, which sounded weird.

Immediately afterwards, two girls came out from the Mala Tang shop in front of them. They were about the same age as Xu Qing. They were thin, tall and good-looking, and one was short and fat. They looked at Xu Qing with unfriendly eyes.

"Wang Lili, Du Juan, are you here too? What a coincidence!" Xu Qing pretended not to see the hostility between the two and accompanied her smiling face.

"Stop doing this, report for duty today, you clean the dormitory, do you think you will be afraid of you if you have a pretty face?" The thin and tall girl named Wang Lili gave Xu Qing a blank look, and she didn't know why she was a little angry.

"You..." Xu Qing was a little angry but didn't show it, she clenched her pink fists, but Ye Liangchen couldn't stand it anymore.

"Shut up! Who is the little boy?" Ye Liangchen stood in front of Xu Qing and said to Wang Lili, "Hehe, don't bully people too much, otherwise, Liangchen doesn't mind playing with you. You have to remember that Liangchen never Talk empty words!"

"However, I, Zhao Hao, don't agree..." At this moment, a handsome young man in white casual clothes and a pair of big sunglasses walked out of the Malatang shop, walking towards Ye Liangchen with a look of disdain !

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