Super body leads the era

"Wow! No way!?"

Jessica stood at the door and saw the big black-backed dog that her sister suddenly welcomed home, its small mouth opened exaggeratedly, and its elf-like eyes stared round and round.

"Such a big dog!"

After the words fell, she rushed towards Reznov in great surprise, but was immediately hugged by Sun Xiaowei: "Don't touch, don't touch, we still have to give him a bath!"

Hearing the sound of the door, Erza and Serres both came over, and they were taken aback when they saw a black-backed dog with slightly dirty fur standing there.

"Weiwei, did you pick this dog up? Do you want to raise him?"

"Oh~ Poor guy, look how dirty his fur is, Serres get out of the way, give him a bath!"

Erza hurriedly led Reznov into the room, ignoring the footprints on the floor.Beside her, Jessica, who was picked up by Sun Xiaowei, shouted, "Weiwei, is this a Christmas gift? This must be a Christmas gift, right? Christmas gifts should only appear on Christmas Eve, right? Why are you giving them to me now?"

Sun Xiaowei laughed and pinched her sister's nose: "Smug! Who said Reznov was a gift for you?"

"Reznov? A Soviet-style name? It's so cool. When did you come up with it?"

Erza was running into the house to prepare the spray, when Reznov was held down by Seres at the entrance: "Good guy, this dog is so skinny and still so strong! Good guy, don't come in the house! Look You're dirty, footprints! Oh my god Vivi, what can I say?"

"Of course I mean I'm kind~"

Sun Xiaowei smiled like a flower on her face: "Your lovely and kind daughter met a stray dog ​​who had suffered for a long time while walking, so she wanted to adopt this poor guy, how about it? Should I praise me~?"

Erza came from the bathroom with the sprayer, and said with a smile: "Praise! Of course we have to praise! By the way, when we went to Japan last time, didn't we say we wanted to raise a dog, um...Akita dog? But this black back is not bad either!"

"But you must give him a good bath, and then visit the quarantine center and the animal hospital!"

That being said, but it's late at night and the TVs are on prime time, and it's another rerun of The Man From the Bottom of the Atlantic.Of course, the relevant departments have been closed.So what everyone has to do now is to give Reznov, who hasn't showered for a long time, an outdoor shower!

"Connect the hose!"

"Where's the basin!?"

"Go to the cupboard and get new shampoo, right shampoo, right unopened! It's bound to run out anyway!"

"Oh! The TV show is on! Never mind. Give Reznov a bath first, Jesse turn on the video recorder! Jesse? Alright, I'll record it myself!"

"Wow! Give the big wolf dog a bath! Wow! That's great... ouch!"

"It's for him to bathe, not for you! Come on, Jessie, give me the hose... ****! My clothes!"

Sun Xiaowei suddenly discovered that at certain moments, Jessica's lethality is definitely more powerful than the unborn Iron Man.With a water hose in hand, the roaring water dragon was unexpectedly accurate.Amidst her immature and mischievous laughter, the whole family and the new member Reznov cried out, and no one could escape her attack!

"****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****!"

"Oh! Jesse! Oh my God! Oh, Elsa, look! The wallet! It's soaking wet! There are dozens of hundred-dollar denominations in it! Oh... It flew! It flew! Where did it go!?"

"Jessie! Oh Jessie! Mommy's hairstyle! Oh my god, haha~ the purse flew away! Did Vivi see, Jesse flushed daddy's wallet away~!"

"Stupid human beings, die! Wow ha ha ha ha ha ~ look at my extremely cold water element shock wave ~!

"Wow woof woof woof woof woof woof!"

While such a farce was playing out on the lawn of Alba’s house, on the roof of Salvatore’s house next door, a young man and a girl stood under the moonlight, looking at the family next door.

"It's nice to be young~"

Damon stood in a squatting position, holding his chin, watching Sun Xiaowei rolling on the ground in embarrassment.Jessica's hose is shooting at her intently: "So full of energy!"

Catherine looked at the lawn almost expressionlessly, her scarlet eyes squinted at Damon: "Do you think I'm old?"

Damon's eyeballs rolled around, and accompanied by the pair of thick, black and handsome sword-shaped eyebrows, a strong husky aristocratic style suddenly rushed towards him: "Why, Catherine is of course eternally youthful and beautiful."

The latter hummed lightly, and then said nothing more.

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At 09:30 in the middle of the night, in the residential area of ​​Culver City, on the lonely sidewalk under the night, next to the street lamp where moths gather.

"Weiwei, what's wrong with you?"

While walking slowly, Sissy asked slyly: "Could it be that I finally had menarche, so my stomach hurts?"

Walking beside her, Sun Xiaowei did look constipated.His face was full of bitterness, his mouth, nose, eyes, and eyebrows were all wrinkled together, as if he had eaten a roast suckling pig feast for a month and hadn't been to the bathroom for two months: "Don't mention it, I was chased by a pervert .”

Sissy suddenly let out a wow, and laughed loudly: "Really? That's really rare! Tell me, where did you meet? Is his egg okay?"

"I met you on the subway. That's the tram idiot I told you about. Well, the egg is fine, but I guess his bones are going to be broken, right?"

Sissy clicked her tongue, and when she received a call from Sun Xiaowei from home, Sissy was making more in-depth Christmas decorations for her home. After all, the Lawrence family had no relatives in New York.When she first received the call, she was really frightened by the other party's voice that seemed to be ravaged by a hundred strong men, and her little heart was pounding on the spot.

The two were walking and just passed a trash can of a family.The family put up a Christmas tree in the yard and the house has been decorated with lights, but the electricity is not yet connected: "The bones are broken? Did you throw him a Thomas over the shoulder + Lewinsky knee + Christopher Bone Massage Package?"

"...where did you see the noun?"

"Disney's Christmas Animated Series Loris..."

"I haven't heard of it, don't read it, don't waste that time."

"Very nice..."

"All the movies I haven't heard of are rubbish, listen to me, save your time and watch my recommendations for you."

"Don't mention it, the "Godfather" trilogy... what kind of rubbish is that, she is a beautiful 13-year-old girl, why is she always watching the conspiracy theories of those middle-aged men?"

Sun Xiaowei was holding her hand bitterly, but when she heard this, she suddenly laughed, with a very happy look on her face.Sissy didn't bother to pay attention to the ever-changing expression of the other party, and continued: "Including those damn horror movies at DreamWorks, can't you make some movies that normal little girls like to watch? The Terminator is okay to say, the first two movies, I'm not old enough to go to the cinema, you bastard!"

Not to mention Chainsaw, Nightmare on Elm Street will naturally not allow 13-year-old girls to enter the cinema, and the family is also very strict.It is obviously a product of a good friend's company, but so far she can only read news from newspapers, which has long made Sissy very depressed.

"After Craven rests for a while, we will start filming "Scream". This is already prepared for Julie, so we can't break our promise."

The topic changed, and Sun Xiaowei stopped moaning bitterly, and changed her face to look serious, which made Sissy curl her lips again: "Julie, Julie, it seems that that woman hasn't met you a few times. Bar?"

Sun Xiaowei looked at Qianqian, raised her eyebrows, and the smile at the corner of her mouth was in a perfect semicircle: "Oh? My dear, are you jealous?"

Sissy immediately widened her eyes, and standing under the streetlight outside another house, she said in a high voice: "Jealous? Fart! Why should I eat your vinegar? What's there to be jealous? Isn't it for someone with high cheekbones?" Ugly women make a tailor-made movie, what's the big deal... What are you laughing at? I'm telling the truth!"

Sun Xiaowei blinked her eyes twelve times in three seconds, her mouth was tightly closed, and she grinned semicircularly: "I didn't smile, did you see that I made a whirring sound? I didn't smile~"

"...Only you, an idiot, can make a sound like "huhuhaha" when you laugh."

Sissy shook her head at a 45-degree angle and looked up at the starry sky, pouted and said, "Anyway, next year you must make some movies that ordinary girls can watch, otherwise I will hijack a plane and crash into the DreamWorks building tomorrow!"

Sun Xiaowei snorted and took Sissy's waist, the smile on the corner of her mouth gradually receded, she sighed softly, and said, "Dreamworks is not going to be there, I just don't know if the whole of Los Angeles will be attacked by villains in the future."

"Then the heroic and invincible Miss Alba led the army to defeat the enemy and became the king of the world?"

"Hmm...it's a good subject, let's write it into a script!"

Sissy was noncommittal about this, and she didn't know who said she would write a script for Teresa a few months ago, but she hasn't seen the finished product yet: "Speaking of which, since you didn't plan to go to bed immediately, why did you wash your hair? ?”

Sun Xiaowei blinked, then turned her hand to grab the black hair that had just been dried, and said with a smile: "I was attacked by Jessica's water element shock wave, and now the whole family has been destroyed."

Sissy blinked her eyes silently, she really didn't understand what she was saying: "...huh?"

"That is to say, our dear Jesse suddenly turned into an S-rank ninja, attacked Dad with an exquisite water dragon bullet, washed away Mom with a cataract, and killed him with a five-twister shark. The dog we just brought home was killed, and finally I was knocked down with the strongest shark bomb."

Sissy rubbed her forehead silently, and after a full 15 seconds and 68 milliseconds of silence, she spoke slowly.

"So...you have a dog?"(.)