super psychiatrist

Chapter 59

I stared at the end of the glass for a moment, took a sip against the lip marks, and then put the glass down quickly.

"It's so bitter!" I stuck out my tongue, I couldn't get used to this stuff.

The two girls came back soon, chatting and laughing, and Bai Bing wiped his hands with a paper towel. It turned out that he had gone to the toilet.

"I haven't finished the coffee yet, drink it quickly, it will taste bad after it gets cold." Tong Dongli picked up two cups and handed Bai Bing the one to her accurately.

"Yeah, it's really rare that you can only drink authentic geisha here. I don't want to waste this opportunity." Bai Bing smiled.

She seemed to have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and she only spoke when she found the original lip print.

I am secretly happy, hey, I have eaten your tofu.

Maybe I couldn't hold back, the corner of my mouth twitched, and Bai Bing saw it.Or maybe she was sensitive to the abnormality at the mouth of the cup, anyway, after taking a sip, she frowned slightly: "Huh?" Then she stared at me carefully.

"What's wrong?" Tong Dongli asked.

Bai Bing shook his head, nonchalantly said: "It's all right." But he didn't drink any more coffee.

She walked up to me with a cup in her hand: "Hi!"

"Why? I said, can you be more polite? Don't I have a name? Hello, hello."

In fact, I was quite guilty. In order to cover up my guilty conscience, I had no choice but to use offense as defense.

A woman like Bai Bing probably has a cleanliness obsession.I have been to her house once, and the room is so spotless that I am a little afraid to set foot.

This is the case in the house, not to mention the cups I use.

It's okay, the more cleanliness she is, the happier I am, anyway, it's all dirty.

But happiness is happiness, if I let her know what I have done, I am afraid it will be difficult for me to get out of the Haojue clubhouse today.

"Fang Zhou, I'm officially announcing to you that training starts today." She stared at me for a moment, with a hint of sarcasm on her lips.

This expression has a strong sense of superiority, like an elephant looking down on an ant.

"Let's start." I said pretending to be relaxed, "When the clothes come, I will..."

"You don't need to wait." She cut off my words, turned her head and said to Tong Dongli, "Dongli, shall we start?"

The two obviously had a tacit understanding, Tong Dongli nodded, put down the cup and said, "Come on, let's start training from the beating."

My scalp was numb: "What? How can a master teach an apprentice, starting with being beaten? Isn't this bullying?"

Bai Bing grabbed my collar and pulled me hard towards her.

Hey, isn't this asking me to eat tofu?I couldn't help laughing.Unexpectedly, when she was about to pull me closer, her other hand poked my chest.

There is still a cup in that hand, and there is still half a cup of coffee in the cup, and it splashes all over my clothes.Although it is not hot, the coffee liquid is not easy to wash once it is spilled on the clothes.

"Hey, my new clothes, you can wash them for me." My heart ached.

She pulled down my collar again, forcing my eyes to be on the same level as hers.

Staring into my eyes, she said word by word: "You brat, don't play tricks on me!"

"Hey! You know it already?" I put on the posture that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, "Then what, I used your cup, which is equivalent to picking up with you~"

Before the word kiss came out, she blocked her mouth with her hand: "Shut up!"

She was impatient, obviously unwilling to lose face in front of her girlfriends.

I twisted my head, got rid of her hand, and quickly said: "Kiss, after kissing, it means that you are my wife, and it is not illegal for me to play tricks with my wife, right?"

Bai Bing was so pissed off by me, and he didn't want to be rude in front of his friends, so he had to take a deep breath one after another, and finally let go, pushing me back hard.

I guess she wanted me to fall down and make a fool of myself, but I am a man after all, the base weight is there to control, I just staggered two steps.

Tong Dongli said: "Alright, let's come here to pay respect to the teacher."

The tone is light, aloof from the world, very Buddhist.She assumed the posture of a master, sat cross-legged on the ground, and beckoned to me with a serious look.

I seriously suspect that she is just taking the opportunity to vent her anger for her best friend.But what can be done?Today I have gone deep into the tiger's den. Although I am a wolf and not a sheep, a lone wolf is no match for two tigers.

"Did you hear that? Don't get excited, let go." I wanted to pat the back of Bai Bing's hand, but she let go with a swipe, but my hand fell through.

"Quickly go to apprentice." She wanted to kick me, but I dodged her.

Can the same stone trip me over and over again?

When the kick failed, she was obviously very angry, and I passed her triumphantly.Unexpectedly, she missed with one kick, and then kicked again. I had just taken two steps when I was kicked at the bend of my leg and fell to the ground with a thump.

"Ha!" A happy laugh came from behind, although the laughter quickly subsided, I still heard it.

I stared back at Bai Bing angrily. She pursed her lips and turned her head away, pretending to be serious, but the dimples on the side of her face were full of smiles.Just like a kindergarten kid, he looks proud of taking advantage of the game.

"Childish or not?" I said angrily.

"Fang Zhou, come here to pay homage to your master." The master began to urge me.

I got up and walked over, clasping my fists like the Jianghu: "The apprentice has met the master."

I think this is the end of the matter?Apprenticeship is just to coax the two girls to have fun, just act like a playhouse.

Who knows, Tong Dongli and Bai Bing both disagree with my approach.

"Again, kneel down, the kind that kneels three times and knocks nine times." Tong Dongli said, "It was like this when I was apprenticed to my master."

There was a black line on my forehead, and I looked back at Bai Bing, she had a playful smile on her face, she was not afraid of big troubles when watching the excitement.

"The man has gold under his knees, but he only kneels to his father and mother." I said.

"Okay then, you can bow." Probably feeling that the previous request was too much, the other party changed his words again.

"I'm in a bad mood right now, let's just leave it like this, master." I frown, frantically fumbling in my trouser pocket to find a pack of cigarettes, "I hurt my self-esteem, understand?"

Dong Dong Dong ran to the side, ready to smoke.

"Stop, who told you to smoke?" Bai Bing scolded me.

"I'm depressed." I tried my best not to smile, "You don't understand me. You have to smoke when you're depressed, otherwise it will affect your work efficiency if you get distracted. I guess there will be more smoking here in the future. I’m not willing to part with you, but you’re not stingy at all when buying cigarettes. Or do you two have one too?”

I peeked at them through the glass window and saw them looking at each other and whispering to each other.

"All right, all right, let's count it as your apprenticeship. When A Biao brings you some clothes, you can change into them first..." Bai Bing's tone softened slightly.

"It's done! You still want me to kowtow to worship the teacher? Ancestor!" I was jumping with joy in my heart, celebrating the victory of the small battle.

"Okay, wait a minute and finish changing..." I said slowly.

"Clothes don't matter, come here and let me try your bottom first." Tong Dongli said lightly.

My heart skipped a beat, and I felt like I was going to suffer.

Thinking of the scene I saw when I first entered the door, how dare I go there?But she was waving to me, as if an invisible force was pulling my steps, so I just rubbed against her.

What happened in the next minute, or even less, is simply a black stain in the history of my life that cannot be blackened.