My Wife is the Zerg Queen

Chapter 69 This Serial Number Is Dirty

Li Guorong looked at Mr. Gao who wished to eat him alive, sighed and wrote a few big words on the blackboard: "I don't know why a talent show is a beauty fight"

Seeing the big characters he had written, Li Guorong resisted the urge to add "Is your brain sick?"

Teacher Gao squinted his eyes and looked at the couplet on the blackboard. He understood the meaning of the couplet: Everyone is talented, so why fight each other over a woman?

But this made Mr. Gao even more unhappy. You guys have already confessed successfully, and you still have the expression of someone who came here to withdraw us single dogs and give up treatment?

Why?

So, he clenched the chalk in his hand and wrote a few large characters on the blackboard: "You don't know that I will share the love with Baifa."

Looking at the second line on the blackboard, Li Guorong was completely helpless to the teacher Gao in front of him. Why can this guy who "shares the love with white hair" just say that he will grow old together in a slightly nasty way?

The students who knew the couplets in the audience saw the couplets, and they were amazed that the reason for the struggle between the two was because of women. The fire of gossip gradually burned in the hearts of these high school students, and everyone's attention was focused on the blackboard. .

"Okay, you go out to the Shanglian."

Li Guorong sighed. It seems that this is a war of attrition, which is really troublesome.

Teacher Gao also unambiguously wrote the first couplet on the blackboard: Toothless boy doesn't understand human feelings, and takes love with a knife.

The students in the audience exclaimed, why did Mr. Gao, who is always gentle and easy-going, say such direct words? What did that hateful art teacher do to Mr. Gao?

All the middle school girls in the audience looked sideways with tears in their eyes, looking at Teacher Gao on the stage, what kind of shock did this man suffer to say such heartbroken words.

As for the possibility that the art teacher was innocent, they didn't bother to think about it.

When Li Guorong saw the words on the blackboard, he immediately became popular. What is a shameless chick?Wouldn't it be good if you just say I'm a shameless villain?

Still TM to win love?

Crazy, I've been letting you in, do you really think I'm a bodhisattva made of mud?

With this in mind, Li Guorong no longer hesitated. Since the other party didn't want the face he gave him, he didn't bother to give him face. He picked up the chalk and angrily wrote the following couplet on the blackboard: "Mr.

"Damn it, is this man shameless?"

"You can't be right, so you just curse people?"

"No education at all!"

The moment I saw the second couplet on the blackboard, there was an explosion in the classroom, and the voices against Li Guorong rose and fell among the students, one ebbed and the other ebbed and flowed.

No wonder the students reacted so violently. Li Guorong's second couplet means: "You say I'm shameless, but you, a caring gentleman, still can't see what I mean by messing around like this."

It's short of directly saying that you are an idiot, so directly scolding the teachers respected by the students, the students will be surprised if they don't blow up.

"Quiet! Keep quiet during class!"

Teacher Gao looked at the increasingly "enthusiastic" atmosphere in the classroom, and angrily slapped the table. Is this guy just picking up the mud bodhisattva he is bullying?

The students in the audience were startled. Which child in this classroom has seen the gentle and enthusiastic teacher Gao with such a face?

The classroom immediately fell silent, and there was no sound at all.

"Mr. Gao, this is a matter between the two of us, please don't take your anger out on the students, okay?"

Gao Li Guorong said maliciously, now is a good time to label this bastard as a bad guy, how could he let it go?

What, shameless?

The other party called first, okay, didn't he ask for what will happen?

So Li Guorong left him and said impatiently: "I'm still in class now. After all, if you don't start writing your Shanglian again, I will count you as admitting defeat."

"You, you wait."

Teacher Gao tremblingly wrote a few big characters on the blackboard: "Little boy, don't be complacent, but you don't know that the red-faced ghost's fury spreads everywhere."

I advise you kid not to mess with me, it's no small matter when I get angry.

"Oh, it's my turn."

Li Guorong looked at the Shanglian on the blackboard and sneered, and wrote a few big characters on the blackboard: "The old man has his own way, laugh and see how the jade-faced fox is related to the world."

"how?"

Li Guodairong, who was smiling, looked at the disappearing smile on Teacher Gao's face, and felt happy. He whispered to me, okay, you can do it. I have my own way, let's see how you, a jade-faced fox .

Teacher Gao didn't quite understand why this kid suddenly became glib. He remembered that the information he had read said that this guy was just an ordinary dick, so he was really not afraid of suing him and making him lose his job?

Why is he so fearless? Could it be that...

Thinking of a certain possibility, Teacher Gao suddenly shuddered. If this guy's identity is not as simple as it seems on the surface...

Teacher Gao, whose anger subsided slightly, glanced at his watch, and seemed to have wasted too much time with this guy, so he didn't write on the blackboard and said directly: "The next couplet, I'll post the first couplet: "Does the bird know?" Kunpeng's ambition is nine days. "How do you solve it?"

To put it bluntly, do you know my great ambitions, you little chick?

"What's so difficult about this? The second line is like this: How does a swan know that fish and shrimps dream in yellow beams"

Li Guorong smiled casually, how do I know what kind of dream you, a fish and shrimp, are dreaming about?

The smile on Teacher Gao's face disappeared completely. He didn't expect this kid to be so arrogant that he dared to compare himself to Honghu. He gritted his teeth and said, "Shanglian! Yelang doesn't know Duke Zhou, so he thinks himself right."

You arrogant guy doesn't know that Prime Minister Zhou can hold a boat on his belly this week, so I can only show off with a little bit of myself here.

Li Guorong replied with a chuckle: "Dong Shi doesn't look at the bronze mirror, he is as tall as the sky."

You, Dong Shi, don't look for a mirror to look at yourself, how dare you treat yourself as Zhou Gong?

Teacher Gao almost spit out three liters of blood when he saw the blood, why is this person so hurt, how shameless it is now.Teacher Gao also, no matter what face and image.He opened his mouth and said: "The skin is as big as the sky, and there is a beast with a red tongue!"

Li Guorong was neither angry nor annoyed, he chuckled, and replied: "My heart is narrow like a slit, poor beast with green liver and gallbladder~"

Teacher Gao vomited blood: "You!"

Li Guorong shook his head: "I~"

Teacher Gao pointed angrily: "Bitch!"

Li Guorong smiled right: "Grandson~"

Teacher Gao was out of breath: "Damn it!"

Li Guorong understates: "Annoying~"

"What, isn't it right?"

Li Guorong looked at Teacher Gao's crazy expression with a smile on his face.

"You just wait for me, I will look good with you in the future!"

Teacher Gao slammed the door angrily.

"I'm staying (dai) here, and I'm as happy as I am so far."

Li Guorong smiled and turned away.