My Wife is the Zerg Queen
Chapter 26 Shai: Hurry up and pull it out!going to break
Chapter 26 Shai: Hurry up and pull it out!going to break
Li Guorong woke up the next day in pain all over his body. He had no choice but to let himself sleep on the sofa all night. Speaking of this, he felt tears streaming down his face.
After putting a girl to bed yesterday, I saw her delicate face like an angel, skin that can be broken like white jade, smooth black hair like a river, and the two rabbits bouncing with the unique rhythm of the girl's breathing.
There is a scent of lilies in the air, which makes people's blood swell.
However, in a trance, Li Guorong saw the crab walking in the river again. Just one glance of his sharp eyes woke up Li Guorong, who was about to step into the abyss of crime.
For the sake of world peace, he decided to sleep in another room. Unexpectedly, the bed in that room was in disrepair for a long time, and a foot of the bed was broken. Li Guorong had no choice but to go to the sofa to make do for one night.
"Hey, it's not a way to go on like this." Li Guorong sighed, went to the house and dragged the girl up. After 48 hours of getting along with each other, Li Guorong understood that this loli lying on the bed and claiming to be older than the history of human civilization is a slob , no matter the kind that can sleep until dark in one breath.
"Get up!" Li Guorong pulled the girl up from the bed. After all, it was almost nine o'clock. Although there was nothing to do, it was a good habit to go to bed early and get up early.
"I want to sleep…"
"Sleep you get paralyzed, hey!"
"I want to sleep..." As she said, the girl flowed onto the bed like water again.
"Get up!" Li Guorong forcibly carried the girl on his shoulders like a bucket, and then transported her to the toilet to wash her face and brush her teeth.
"Wow! What are you doing!" The girl in the cold water woke up immediately, turned her head and complained.
"It's just a lesson for the bedridden child."
"I'm not a juvenile body, my age is..." Before the girl finished speaking, she felt that something hard was forcibly stuffed into Sui's mouth, which seemed to be a little cold.
"Get out! Pull it out quickly! It's going to break..." the girl said in horror as she felt the foamy substance filling her mouth.
"Don't be so filthy in the lines, okay, just brush your teeth, don't be nervous!" Li Guorong turned a blind eye to the girl's anger, and still brushed the girl's teeth on his own.
"Damn it! Perverted! Idiot!" Shai spat out the last bit of toothpaste foam carefully and complained loudly.
"It's just brushing your teeth. Why do you look like you're being quilt?" Li Guorong never thought that the girl's reaction would be so strong.
"What are you talking about! That kind of hard thing is forced into the mouth, and those white substances full of strange smells are smeared on the inner wall. This is simply torture!" The girl is average.
"Hey! You are getting dirty! Just brush your teeth..."
"Stop talking! I said I don't need that kind of low-level cleaning method!"
"If you don't brush your teeth, your teeth will break."
"Stop being wordy! If I say no, don't!"
After 5 minutes of discussion, Li Guorong still gave up the idea of continuing to persuade Shai to brush his teeth. He went to the kitchen and picked up the instant noodles he bought yesterday and started cooking.
"Why are you still eating this?"
Shai also came to the kitchen and stared at the instant noodles in the pot with disgust. Now that the girl who knew that it was just the lowest food on the planet was not in the mood to eat it anymore.
"Want to eat something else? No, I wouldn't do it if I had one." Cooking is something only a coward can learn. Even if the straight man of steel has lived for ten years, he won't eat anything other than instant noodles!
"Idiot, idiot, fool, rubbish!" The girl has mastered more and more swearing words, unlike the low-level yelling at the beginning, it can be regarded as an improvement in a certain sense.
"Whatever you say, eat it or not." Li Guorong put the cooked instant noodles on the table.
"Hmph!" The girl ate with a look of disgust.
"Don't eat so fast, be careful of choking, this is juice." Since knowing that the Zerg dominates orange juice, the juicer in Li Guorong's house has never been idle.
"Hmph, if I'm eating instant noodles at noon, I'll go hunting in the street!" The girl said with a displeased face after she slumped on the sofa after eating.
"Hey, this is a bit too much... But I'm tired of eating instant noodles all the time. How about dumplings, the one from yesterday?" With a certain amount of leeway, it is natural to consider improving food.
"Oh, that's good! Do you still want to eat it?" Shayden sat up when he heard that he could eat that delicious dumpling again.
"So positive?" Li Guorong didn't know how to describe this foodie.
"Eating and mating are the two basic laws of biological action." The girl puffed her chest out and said.
"Okay, my lord, come on and put on your shoes, let's go eat."
"It's the queen!"
"Okay, ok, foodie queen~"
The two of them got dressed and went out, holding hands and walking slowly on the street. The not-so-hot sun in the morning shone on them, making people feel very warm and comfortable.
This made the girl stretch out comfortably.
The two slowly wandered to the alley where the barber shop is located, but Li Guorong noticed that the barber shop seemed to be in such a situation. When he got closer, he saw that the two aluminum doors were splashed with bright red paint, which could be seen through the glass on the door. The store was a mess.
A bad premonition spread in his heart.
"x!" Li Guorong let go of the girl's hand and ran to the door of the store after cursing. His behavior surprised the girl. Looking at Li Guorong's running figure, she suddenly felt a sense of loss in her heart.
The girl stretched out the hand that was being held, feeling the remaining temperature on it, not knowing what to think.
"The shopkeeper! Uncle Zhang! Hanhan!" Li Guorong knocked on the door loudly. He was very afraid of what would happen to the shopkeeper. For him, that bold and strong man was one of the few people he was close to.
But what is pleasing is that the boss's rough voice soon came from the room: "What are you doing! You are going to die, Guo Rong!"
Following the voice, the tall figure of the boss came over and opened the door: "If you get up early, open the door, so that people can't sleep!"
"You... the sun has risen so high and you haven't opened the door yet. I came to call you, what's the matter?" Seeing that the other party seemed to be fine, Li Guorong's mouth returned to this cheap tone, and his heart was temporarily relieved Come down, at least people are fine.
"You fucking don't shave your head, what's the rush!" the boss complained.
"What's the matter, this..." Li Guorong asked suspiciously looking at the miserable situation in the store.
"It's okay, I beat you off with some brats, what are you doing here today? You didn't come here to shave your head, right?" The boss changed the subject forcefully.
"Uh, do you still have the leftover dumplings from yesterday?" Li Guorong asked. After all, it is impossible to make dumplings together in the store like that, so you have to take it home and eat it. As for what happened, since the boss didn't want to talk about it , then he should not ask.
"The dumplings are gone, Xiaoyi is so edible, why are there any leftovers, can't you make your own?" the boss said with his waist in his hand.
"Okay, I'll go back and pack it myself."
Then the boss said to him: "I'm sorry I can't greet you." Then he turned around and entered the store and closed the door.
Li Guorong walked up to the girl step by step and said, "The boss is busy, let's go home and pack it by ourselves."
However, the girl suddenly grabbed his hand tightly: "Didn't you say that you will not let go?"
"Um... sorry, I won't do it next time." The young man held her hand tightly.
"But what's going on?" Li Guorong was thinking on the way home, but the boss refused to say, and he couldn't do anything to help.
"Hello... Are you Lao Zhang's nephew? I want to ask you something." An old lady came over and said.
"What's the matter, old woman?"
"...Can Lao Zhang still stay here? It's fast and good to shave his head here...I really don't want him to leave."
"What's the matter, tell me clearly, what's the matter with the shopkeeper?"
"Don't you know? Yesterday, a group of hooligans came to Lao Zhang's place to make trouble, smashing Lao Zhang's shop and splashing paint on it.
"How could this happen!?" Li Guorong was taken aback.
"I heard that he is Lao Zhang's son, and he owes them money again. The one who came to ask for the debt seems to have tied up his son, and threatened to kill his grandson if he doesn't pay the money. Oh, what do you think is this? It's okay..." the old woman sighed.
Li Guorong woke up the next day in pain all over his body. He had no choice but to let himself sleep on the sofa all night. Speaking of this, he felt tears streaming down his face.
After putting a girl to bed yesterday, I saw her delicate face like an angel, skin that can be broken like white jade, smooth black hair like a river, and the two rabbits bouncing with the unique rhythm of the girl's breathing.
There is a scent of lilies in the air, which makes people's blood swell.
However, in a trance, Li Guorong saw the crab walking in the river again. Just one glance of his sharp eyes woke up Li Guorong, who was about to step into the abyss of crime.
For the sake of world peace, he decided to sleep in another room. Unexpectedly, the bed in that room was in disrepair for a long time, and a foot of the bed was broken. Li Guorong had no choice but to go to the sofa to make do for one night.
"Hey, it's not a way to go on like this." Li Guorong sighed, went to the house and dragged the girl up. After 48 hours of getting along with each other, Li Guorong understood that this loli lying on the bed and claiming to be older than the history of human civilization is a slob , no matter the kind that can sleep until dark in one breath.
"Get up!" Li Guorong pulled the girl up from the bed. After all, it was almost nine o'clock. Although there was nothing to do, it was a good habit to go to bed early and get up early.
"I want to sleep…"
"Sleep you get paralyzed, hey!"
"I want to sleep..." As she said, the girl flowed onto the bed like water again.
"Get up!" Li Guorong forcibly carried the girl on his shoulders like a bucket, and then transported her to the toilet to wash her face and brush her teeth.
"Wow! What are you doing!" The girl in the cold water woke up immediately, turned her head and complained.
"It's just a lesson for the bedridden child."
"I'm not a juvenile body, my age is..." Before the girl finished speaking, she felt that something hard was forcibly stuffed into Sui's mouth, which seemed to be a little cold.
"Get out! Pull it out quickly! It's going to break..." the girl said in horror as she felt the foamy substance filling her mouth.
"Don't be so filthy in the lines, okay, just brush your teeth, don't be nervous!" Li Guorong turned a blind eye to the girl's anger, and still brushed the girl's teeth on his own.
"Damn it! Perverted! Idiot!" Shai spat out the last bit of toothpaste foam carefully and complained loudly.
"It's just brushing your teeth. Why do you look like you're being quilt?" Li Guorong never thought that the girl's reaction would be so strong.
"What are you talking about! That kind of hard thing is forced into the mouth, and those white substances full of strange smells are smeared on the inner wall. This is simply torture!" The girl is average.
"Hey! You are getting dirty! Just brush your teeth..."
"Stop talking! I said I don't need that kind of low-level cleaning method!"
"If you don't brush your teeth, your teeth will break."
"Stop being wordy! If I say no, don't!"
After 5 minutes of discussion, Li Guorong still gave up the idea of continuing to persuade Shai to brush his teeth. He went to the kitchen and picked up the instant noodles he bought yesterday and started cooking.
"Why are you still eating this?"
Shai also came to the kitchen and stared at the instant noodles in the pot with disgust. Now that the girl who knew that it was just the lowest food on the planet was not in the mood to eat it anymore.
"Want to eat something else? No, I wouldn't do it if I had one." Cooking is something only a coward can learn. Even if the straight man of steel has lived for ten years, he won't eat anything other than instant noodles!
"Idiot, idiot, fool, rubbish!" The girl has mastered more and more swearing words, unlike the low-level yelling at the beginning, it can be regarded as an improvement in a certain sense.
"Whatever you say, eat it or not." Li Guorong put the cooked instant noodles on the table.
"Hmph!" The girl ate with a look of disgust.
"Don't eat so fast, be careful of choking, this is juice." Since knowing that the Zerg dominates orange juice, the juicer in Li Guorong's house has never been idle.
"Hmph, if I'm eating instant noodles at noon, I'll go hunting in the street!" The girl said with a displeased face after she slumped on the sofa after eating.
"Hey, this is a bit too much... But I'm tired of eating instant noodles all the time. How about dumplings, the one from yesterday?" With a certain amount of leeway, it is natural to consider improving food.
"Oh, that's good! Do you still want to eat it?" Shayden sat up when he heard that he could eat that delicious dumpling again.
"So positive?" Li Guorong didn't know how to describe this foodie.
"Eating and mating are the two basic laws of biological action." The girl puffed her chest out and said.
"Okay, my lord, come on and put on your shoes, let's go eat."
"It's the queen!"
"Okay, ok, foodie queen~"
The two of them got dressed and went out, holding hands and walking slowly on the street. The not-so-hot sun in the morning shone on them, making people feel very warm and comfortable.
This made the girl stretch out comfortably.
The two slowly wandered to the alley where the barber shop is located, but Li Guorong noticed that the barber shop seemed to be in such a situation. When he got closer, he saw that the two aluminum doors were splashed with bright red paint, which could be seen through the glass on the door. The store was a mess.
A bad premonition spread in his heart.
"x!" Li Guorong let go of the girl's hand and ran to the door of the store after cursing. His behavior surprised the girl. Looking at Li Guorong's running figure, she suddenly felt a sense of loss in her heart.
The girl stretched out the hand that was being held, feeling the remaining temperature on it, not knowing what to think.
"The shopkeeper! Uncle Zhang! Hanhan!" Li Guorong knocked on the door loudly. He was very afraid of what would happen to the shopkeeper. For him, that bold and strong man was one of the few people he was close to.
But what is pleasing is that the boss's rough voice soon came from the room: "What are you doing! You are going to die, Guo Rong!"
Following the voice, the tall figure of the boss came over and opened the door: "If you get up early, open the door, so that people can't sleep!"
"You... the sun has risen so high and you haven't opened the door yet. I came to call you, what's the matter?" Seeing that the other party seemed to be fine, Li Guorong's mouth returned to this cheap tone, and his heart was temporarily relieved Come down, at least people are fine.
"You fucking don't shave your head, what's the rush!" the boss complained.
"What's the matter, this..." Li Guorong asked suspiciously looking at the miserable situation in the store.
"It's okay, I beat you off with some brats, what are you doing here today? You didn't come here to shave your head, right?" The boss changed the subject forcefully.
"Uh, do you still have the leftover dumplings from yesterday?" Li Guorong asked. After all, it is impossible to make dumplings together in the store like that, so you have to take it home and eat it. As for what happened, since the boss didn't want to talk about it , then he should not ask.
"The dumplings are gone, Xiaoyi is so edible, why are there any leftovers, can't you make your own?" the boss said with his waist in his hand.
"Okay, I'll go back and pack it myself."
Then the boss said to him: "I'm sorry I can't greet you." Then he turned around and entered the store and closed the door.
Li Guorong walked up to the girl step by step and said, "The boss is busy, let's go home and pack it by ourselves."
However, the girl suddenly grabbed his hand tightly: "Didn't you say that you will not let go?"
"Um... sorry, I won't do it next time." The young man held her hand tightly.
"But what's going on?" Li Guorong was thinking on the way home, but the boss refused to say, and he couldn't do anything to help.
"Hello... Are you Lao Zhang's nephew? I want to ask you something." An old lady came over and said.
"What's the matter, old woman?"
"...Can Lao Zhang still stay here? It's fast and good to shave his head here...I really don't want him to leave."
"What's the matter, tell me clearly, what's the matter with the shopkeeper?"
"Don't you know? Yesterday, a group of hooligans came to Lao Zhang's place to make trouble, smashing Lao Zhang's shop and splashing paint on it.
"How could this happen!?" Li Guorong was taken aback.
"I heard that he is Lao Zhang's son, and he owes them money again. The one who came to ask for the debt seems to have tied up his son, and threatened to kill his grandson if he doesn't pay the money. Oh, what do you think is this? It's okay..." the old woman sighed.
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