The rise of the son-in-law system

Chapter 041 I Want to Pretend

"Damn it, today is really bad, come here for a meal, and you can still be ridiculed by the waiter?" Zhuo Qing was a little annoyed.

"Zhuo Qing, why don't we go, and don't eat around if we have some money." Qiao Qingqing said in a low voice.

"Why do you have to leave!! Today I not only want to celebrate my wife, but I also want to celebrate in a majestic way!" Zhuo Qing shouted boldly, and the surprised guests at other tables looked curiously.

"Tch, another poor dick who brought his girlfriend here to pretend to be flirtatious."

"Whatever, there are too many people coming to Mo Shangyun to pretend to be aggressive. They all have no money to yell, and then leave in disgrace. There are too many people like this. They just pretend, come and come, we drink, come Eating in a private room is better than standing there and pretending to be aggressive.”

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"You two, please go out and turn left, Mo Shangyun is already full." The bartender spoke again, which was an obvious order to evict customers.

"Isn't the person in the private room here yet? You can contact me, I'm willing to pay 20 yuan!" Zhuo Qing said.

"I'm sorry, Mo Shangyun doesn't have this kind of bidding rules. Unless you can justify the booking guests to take the initiative to give up the private room, otherwise you don't get in the way here. There will be some nouveau riche in this world, but I think they shouldn't." It will be you, go out and turn left."

"Boom!"

"Did you talk like that!" Zhuo Qing slammed the marble bar counter hard, his teeth itching in anger.

"They've blasted you two trash, why are you staying here so shamelessly? Are you uncomfortable?"

A mocking voice sounded from behind Zhuo Qing

Turning around and looking, it was Qiao Zhenhai leading Qiao Qingsi, Xue Ming, and Qiao Yun with heavy makeup.

Zhuo Qing squeezed her chin: "Did you book that private room?"

Qiao Zhenhai didn't bother to answer, he pushed Zhuo Qing aside, and said to the bar counter staff, "We reserved the private room in Molanfang."

"Okay, Mr. Joe, I'll take you there."

Qiao Zhenhai and the others followed the bar staff up to the second floor, and they still looked at Qiao Qingqing provocatively before saying, "You know how to squander as soon as you have a little bit of power, why are you two shameless prodigal sons at home!".

"Dad, don't keep up with the trash knowledge." Qiao Qingsi sneered.

"That's right, let's eat and they watch, the more we eat, the more we like it."

Ignoring the figure going upstairs, Zhuo Qing smiled coldly, stepped aside and called Butler Mo.

"Zhuo Qing, let's leave."

"Honey, sit down, this time I must impress them!"

Afterwards, Zhuo Qing sat on the sofa in the lobby, "Bibi, I want to pretend!"

"Ding, host, haven't you already called and started pretending? Do you still need me? Bibiya sometimes feels like she doesn't exist anymore."

"I want them to suffer!"

"OK, deduct 100 points of pretense, I like surfing the most, according to the current situation, filter out the following options."

1. The ground-breaking three-shot cannon

2. Sour card

3. Crazy card

4. Starvation card

Choose one of the above 4.

"so little?"

"Hey, compared to the options, Bibiya is more looking forward to your pretense."

"I know, let's 1, let them make a fool of themselves."

"You need 100 rising points, do you want to exchange them?"

"exchange!"

"The exchange is successful, the effect lasts for 5 minutes after use, whether to use it"

"use!"

Subsequently.

Mo Shangyun suddenly drifted into a cool breeze.

Qiao Zhenhai and the others suddenly felt their stomachs growling, are they starving?It shouldn't be.

boom!

A thunderous explosion sounded directly.

Qiao Zhenhai covered his hips and exploded on the spot.

Bang bang bang!

Three blasts!

The smell like a stinky sewer permeated the audience, making people vomit.

Some customers vomited directly: "Waiter, what kind of smell is wafting in here! It's so rushing!"

Qiao Zhenhai smiled apologetically at the service staff: "Sorry, I need to go to the toilet."

"Bang!" Qiao Qingsi's buttocks popped out soundlessly, and she blushed with embarrassment, "That, that..."

"Honey, did you eat badly? Why are you farting?" Xue Ming followed her, pinching his nose and asking.

"Bang!" Another sound.

Qiao Qingsi's eyes stared straight, why did she come again?What did she eat today? She hurriedly put her hands behind her back to protect her buttocks, but the stench that made others faint could not be concealed at all. It was like a strong jet of air that directly sent Xue Ming flying out from behind!

"Short oil...it hurts, my wife, your fart is so powerful."

Xue Ming fell to the ground like an ejection seat.

Impressively.

Xue Ming's buttocks exploded.

The fart air blasted him directly into the air, and made close contact with the ceiling. One up and one down, three times in a row, Xue Ming landed in a daze. He might have to sit in a wheelchair again after recovering from his illness, limping climb up.

"I can't help it! Get out of the way!"

Qiao Yun, who was heavily made up, was very carefree, without any shyness. With a push of her buttocks, it flew out like a stream of hydrogen gas, shaking her skirt so that it flew up.

"Ah... so refreshing!"

Bang again!

The air pressure was too high and the ejection was too strong, sending Qiao Yun flying directly on the wall, embedded in a dog's tail flower.

The scene at this time was extremely embarrassing, and the few people apologized and didn't know what to say.

And the bar attendant just now has been fainted by the smoke.

"Second Uncle, what's the matter with you? Shall I take you to the hospital?"

Qiao Qingqing hurried forward to ask, showing concern. She really cared and had no other meaning, but in the eyes of several people, she was mistaken for sarcasm.

"Go away!".

At this time, Mo Shangyun drove a Mercedes Benz 600.

Zhang Weiren ran in hastily. As soon as he entered the gate, Zhang Weiren pinched his nose and vomited. Looking at the audience again, all the diners on the first floor were staggered, lying on the table, on the ground, everywhere, and even the service staff fainted. It was on the ground, and these people were all fainted by the stench.

Zhang Weiren exited the door, took a big breath of fresh air, then took out a tissue and pinched his nose and broke in: "Who did it! Is this humiliating me, Mo Shangyun!"

"They did it!" Zhuo Qing pointed at Qiao Zhenhai and others at the entrance of the corridor.

Zhang Weiren saw Zhuo Qing on the sofa at once, stepped forward and held his hands as cold as ice: "Benefactor, it's great that you are fine, you don't need to inform Butler Mo when you come to my place for dinner, this is my business card, I will give it to you in the future." I'll just call."

"Actually, I just wanted to take my wife to improve the food. I didn't have to take the initiative to come to your place. I just drove to your place."

"Benefactor, I understand, just wait a moment, I'll deal with this."

Zhang Weiren walked to Qiao Zhenhai's side: "What did you do?"

"That...that, Mr. Zhang, I'm Qiao Zhenhai from the Qiao Group."

"I know you, let me compensate you, you've stunned so many guests, your fart can make hydrogen gas! Bring 1000 million!"

Qiao Zhenhai was terrified, 1000 million?Three farts 1000 million?

At this time, all the guests in the audience also woke up leisurely.

Crash all leave.

"You saw that the guests on the first floor were all smoked away by you. What do you want me to do with Mo Shangyun's business? 2000 million!"

"puff!"

Qiao Zhenhai was almost cheated to death, and looked at Zhang Weiren aggrievedly: "Mr. Zhang, I am Qiao Zhenhai from the Qiao Group."

"Damn, I know you are from the Qiao Group, 3000 million!"

Qiao Qingsi was unhappy, and shouted: "Mr. Zhang, we are members of the Qiao Group, and we often eat at your place! We often sit at Molan Square!"

"Slot! Can't you understand human speech? 4000 million!"

"Mr. Zhang! You're raising prices on the spot, who doesn't have a fart to let go?" Xue Ming reasoned.

"You can't fart indiscriminately, haven't you heard this sentence! 5000 million!"

Qiao Yun was about to open his mouth to curse, but Qiao Zhenjun hurriedly stopped him, don't say it, don't say it, it's only [-] million, the farts of the few of us are worth a lot.