I, the head of the strongest insane asylum

Chapter 1 The strongest lunatic asylum system in the heavens

In Qihai City, in a tertiary hospital named Anding Mental Hospital.

Wearing a white coat, Zhou Luo walked in the clean and tidy corridors, inspecting the wards.

Every ward on both sides of the corridor is a mental patient who has been evaluated by professional means.

These guys think and act differently from ordinary people, but they can communicate well with each other.

Maybe this is the legendary patient exchange.

In the wards in the corridor, these guys' high-spirited chatter came out.

"According to my decades of observations, the Blue Star is close to destruction, and tonight is the end of the world. But you don't have to be afraid, I have found the safest place, and I will sneak you there when no one else is there."

"Everyone in the world is wrong. Blue Star is actually square. Anyone who says Blue Star is round is an idiot!"

"I have mastered the secret of breaking through to the Golden Core Realm. Tonight, the old man will attract a thunder calamity. After I pass through the thunder calamity, I can save you from the sea of ​​suffering."

"After decades of research, I have finally mastered the technique of man-to-man pregnancy. Tomorrow I will win the Nobel Prize and become the most powerful medicine in history!"

As the dean, Zhou Luo stood outside the door, listened carefully to these guys' high-spirited speeches, and nodded in satisfaction.

not bad.

None of these guys can be saved.

dong dong!

Zhou Luo walked to the door of a ward, knocked on the door, and a handsome face with glasses and messy hair appeared.

This guy's name is Ah Qi, and he is one of the few grade five severe mental patients here, and he is also the focus of Zhou Luo's care.

Since he was ten years old, this guy has been yelling that Blue Star is going to be destroyed, and then he built an excavator himself, saying that he wanted to build a safe base, but in the end he hollowed out the foundation of his community.

If it wasn't for the residents who found out and called the police, it is estimated that everyone in the entire community would have received a lunch box.

At that time, he claimed to have developed a medicine that could make men pregnant with men, and then fed it to the old Wang next door. Afterwards, the old Wang next door swelled more than ten times and was sent to the ICU, where he almost failed to be rescued.

It is said that in the end the doctor took out dozens of kilograms of white solidified objects from the stomach of Lao Wang next door.

Looking at Ah Qi, Zhou Luo showed a gentle smile on his face, "Ah Qi, let me ask you, what will happen to you if I cut off one of your ears?"

"I won't be able to hear it." Ah Qi said.

"Then if I cut off your other ear, what will happen?"

Ah Qi was a little nervous, "I won't be able to see it."

Zhou Luo frowned and said, "Why can't you see it?"

"Because the glasses would fall off."

Zhou Luo: ...

"Okay, you can go now."

"Come on." Ah Qi retracted her head.

In the report book, Zhou Luo made a big cross in the column of Ah Qi's name.

This is the test he has to carry out as the dean, to test how the patient's mental recovery is.

Through the test just now, he found that not only did Ah Qi not recover.

Well, it got worse.

Turning her head to look at Nuo Da's corridor, Zhou Luo sighed deeply.

The entire hospital was on vacation, and there were no nurses on duty, and he was the only dean left in Nuoda's hospital.

When will such a day end.

As a time traveler, he traveled to this world and became the director of a mental hospital!

Among a group of lunatics, Zhou Luo expressed that he was under a lot of pressure.

This world is no different from the previous life, just like a parallel world, and the director of this hospital has the same name and surname as Zhou Luo, and his name is Zhou Luo.

But now this week's fall is not that week's fall.

Sighing deeply, Zhou Luo cheered up.

There is still something to look forward to in life, at least the current life is better than the previous life.

In the previous life, I was busy for decades and couldn't afford a flat.

In this life, he became the dean of the mental hospital, and all the hospitals in Nuoda were under his management. No matter what, he was better than a poor man in half his life in the previous life.

"Ding, the host's mood and aptitude match, the system is activated!"

A cold voice suddenly sounded in my mind.

Zhou Luo was taken aback, what the fuck, the system?

"This system is the strongest lunatic asylum system, and it is determined to cultivate the strongest lunatic asylum in the heavens."

"Our aim is: everyone in the lunatic asylum is full of talents, and the people here speak nicely, and I really like this place."

"The host's goal is: to become the strongest lunatic asylum director!"

"In addition to system tasks, any patient's strength improvement can be rewarded."

The series of words made Zhou Luo a little confused, he quickly said, "System, what is the most powerful lunatic asylum in the heavens? Also, what's your use?"

"As long as you complete the tasks issued by the system, you can get rewards and exchange points. The exchange points can be exchanged for exercises, cheats and even technological items in the system mall."

"Gift pack distribution for newcomers: [-] exchange points have been distributed, the host can check it by himself."

A blurred panel appeared in front of Zhou Luo's eyes, and there were countless secrets of magical skills listed on the panel!

"Nine Yang Divine Art, Nine Yin White Bone Claw, Boy Art..."

When Zhou Luo looked down and saw the exercises such as ""One Qi Transforms Three Purities", "Other Transformation Freedom"", his eyes widened.

Fuck, this system is going against the sky!

There are even exercises of this level, wouldn't it be against the sky if they were exchanged for cultivation?

But when he saw that there were so many zeros in the exchange points required for these exercises, Zhou Luo fell silent again.

He only has a thousand exchange points, not even a fraction of these exercises!

"Wait, since you can exchange for exercises, are there practitioners in this world?"

"Yes." The system said.

"How is the boundary divided?"

"The realm of cultivation is divided into: the realm of cracking stones, the realm of Tianmai, the realm of divine possession, the realm of supernatural powers, the realm of opening up the earth, the realm of opening up the sky. And the Supreme Saint."

"Each realm is divided into nine levels, and the second realm of opening up the earth and opening up the sky is the king. Above the king, he will not enter the cycle of ten thousand realms, and below the saint, everyone is an ant!"

While Zhou Luo was meditating, a system voice suddenly sounded in his head: "Mission announcement, I've been thinking about it fiercely."

"As the head of the strongest lunatic asylum in the heavens, it is natural to be concerned with the conditions of his patients."

"To untie Lao Meng's heart knot, task reward: upgrade the host's cultivation level to the rock-cracking state, and exchange [-] points for points."

"What, Lao Meng still has knots in his heart?"

Zhou Luo didn't realize it, Lao Meng was a grade [-] critically ill patient in his ward, he was always smiling, this guy actually had a heart knot.