I'm a rent collector in heaven

Chapter 49

"Pipa Cave! This monk, why did he take the old road on West Jing Road?

It was taken away by the scorpion spirit in Pipa Cave last time, and this time it fell into her hands again!

This guy is not a pervert, he took the initiative to go, right? "

Li Mo thought thoughtfully.

He immediately looked at the king of the daughter country and the national teacher and said, "There is indeed a misunderstanding here!

The holy monk is now in Pipa Cave, so you all wrongly blamed Zhu Bajie. "

"Yeah! I just said that I can't be wrong!

Master went to Pipa Cave again, I knew it! "

Zhu Bajie said cursingly.

The next moment, the king of Daughter Kingdom glared at him directly, and he realized that he seemed to have said something wrong.

Oops!

Master's good deeds were punctured by myself!

"What do you mean again? Could it be that my little bald head has already secretly met the scorpion spirit?

This scumbag!How can he do this? "

The king of the Daughter Country, who still has the majesty of an emperor, has turned into a shrew, cursing.

The national teacher also began to curse: "Your Majesty! I told you a long time ago, this guy doesn't look like a good thing!

You still insist on marrying him!Hey......"

Li Mo felt as if he had discovered the biggest gossip of this century.

Tang Sanzang is a scumbag?

"You are not allowed to talk about him!

My little bald head must have been tricked by that female goblin!

I'm going to kill her now, and let her die without a place to bury her!

I see how she will covet my little bald head in the future! "

After speaking, the king of Daughter Kingdom was furious and ran away.

With a wave of his hand, an auspicious cloud descended and immediately flew away, disappearing without a trace.

The national teacher shook his head and followed closely behind.

Li Mo found out that these two people were both at the Golden Immortal level, so he couldn't help but smacked his lips.

After untying Zhu Bajie's rope, Li Mo looked around, looked at Zhu Bajie in a low voice and said, "Bajie!

Honestly, what did the monk do in the past?

Is it a date? "

Zhu Bajie squinted his small eyes, and his saliva almost flowed down: "The scorpion spirit is so beautiful!

If I must go by myself, it's no wonder Master can stand up to it!

Rent collection makes the gods, let's join in the fun! "

"Go! Go and see!

The scorpion spirit is very powerful, the king and the state teacher must not die there! "

After Li Mo finished speaking, he went with Zhu Bajie.

Inside Pipa Cave!

Under the red candle, Pipa's exquisite and beautiful face looked a little scary, even uglier than ghosts and monsters.

Tang Seng muttered something in his mouth.

"Benefactor! It's not easy for you to practice for many years. When you sat down with the Buddha and listened to the Buddha's lecture!

How about I give you a paragraph too! "

I saw Tang Seng talking, he didn't know where to get the wooden fish, and then he knocked on the wooden fish with one hand and raised it with the other.

He began to read in his mouth: "Tao can be Tao, very Tao. Name is not name, very famous!"

"No! Wrong!

Form is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from form!

Emptiness is form, and form is emptiness!

......"

Hearing Tang Sanzang's muttering voice, the scorpion spirit jumped up and crushed the skeleton beside him.

Then he said with a ferocious expression: "Tang Sanzang! Don't pretend to be garlic for me here!

Why don't you know I brought you here?

Now you come to lecture me on the scriptures, what are you pretending to be?

How many years has it been?Every time you come here, you pretend to be like this. Do you really think that I am here to listen to your lectures?

Can the Buddha speak better than you?Shall I listen to your scriptures? "

"Don't teach the scriptures? What do you do?

Don, don’t you always say you want to listen to my lectures?Could it be the monk that I got it wrong? "

Tang Sanzang stopped what he was doing, and looked at Scorpion Jing with a serious face, completely unaware of what happened?

"Nonsense! I'm just greedy for you! Since you're pretending to be confused, I'll do it myself!

If I take one step slower, I will be overtaken by the old woman who is the king of Daughter Kingdom!

If I hadn't been well-informed, I learned that you were going to have a tryst with the king of the daughter country tonight!

Am I still kept in the dark? "

As he said that, he was about to untie Tang Sanzang's clothes.

Tang Sanzang glanced at Xie Zijing, with a look of unbearable expression on his face, he stretched out his hand to stop Xie Zijing's movement and said: "Benefactor! I went to Daughter's Country to give lectures to the emperor!

How can you call it a tryst?To be honest, not only the two of you, many benefactors on the way to learn the scriptures listened to me to learn the scriptures... lectures! "

Tang San kept his mouth bald, and almost missed it.

Although it is beautiful and delicious, it is really a scorpion!

I'm not Xu Xian, how can I...

"I don't care about them!

But I don't want to listen to your scriptures. Today we will worship and get married and achieve good things! "

After finishing speaking, the scorpion spirit felt that something was wrong and continued, "No!

Bridal chamber first, then marriage! "

After speaking, don't care!

"No! Donor!

My cultivation method prevents me from breaking my child's body, otherwise, I will explode and die. You don't want to have a good relationship with a dead person, do you? "

Tang Sanzang immediately stopped him.

"I can't handle that much anymore!"

"This....."

No matter run away!

Tang Sanzang pushed the scorpion spirit to the ground, and the whole person turned into a streamer and rushed out.

"Tang Sanzang! You want to run, but can you?"

The scorpion spirit was furious for a moment, and immediately chased it out.

In the blink of an eye, the two of them were already outside the cave!

Although Tang Sanzang is now a Golden Immortal, he is helplessly lacking in combat power.

Being chased immediately, the scorpion spirit flicked her tail, and Tang Sanzang had been poisoned and landed in her arms.

This scene happened to be seen by the king of the daughter country and the national teacher who rushed over.

"Scorpion spirit! Sure enough, you hijacked my little bald head!

Put him down quickly! "

The king of the daughter country felt the fire of ignorance and karma rushing straight to his forehead.

"What? Little bald head? You call him little bald head?"

The scorpion spirit felt extremely angry that there was such a close address between the two of them.

She felt that there was a sigh of relief in her chest, and she couldn't spit it out!

"Yes! You ran to the palace and snatched the little bald head away!

It's really abominable to destroy the love between us!

It is an unforgivable sin! "

The king of the daughter kingdom.

"Death! I want you to die!

Why doesn't he love me?

It has been hundreds of years since I met him. Since he finished learning the scriptures, he has come to give me lectures every year, but he has never said that I like me!

Since you love each other so much, I will kill you first, and after we are happy with him, let him go to the underworld to accompany you! "

The scorpion spirit was so wronged that tears were about to flow out.

Could it be that when I said I liked listening to his lectures, did he come to give me lectures?

"Looking for death! It's not certain who will die here today!"

After finishing speaking, the king of the Daughter Kingdom slashed at the scorpion spirit with a sword.

Sword out!

The brilliant divine power seems to be able to split the sky and the earth, and the sky and the earth are like daylight, chopping down!

The scorpion spirit twisted her waist, showing no fear at all!

The pliers behind him suddenly flung out, like a chain inserted into the sky, and flung towards the blade of the sword.

"Bang" sound!

The long sword collided with the scorpion's tail!

The long sword flew out, and the king of the Daughter Kingdom was no match at all.

The scorpion's tail remained undiminished, and stabbed towards her.

"Be careful, Your Majesty!"

The heroic national teacher rushed up immediately, picking up the spear in his hand.

With a little bit of cold light, it shot out violently, like a dragon coming out of water, venting violence.

However, the scorpion spirit won't lose the slightest bit when he fights against two people alone!

"Scorpion spirit! When you do your best, you will die!"

The king of the daughter country said.

"Then you underestimate me too much! Do you think I will use such a small means?"

After finishing speaking, the scorpion tail behind the scorpion spirit suddenly became three!

The sudden appearance caught the two of them off guard.

The tail directly stabbed the two of them, and the scene took a turn for the worse.

The two of them turned black, obviously poisoned.

Falling directly from the sky.

"Right! I'll let him go down to accompany you soon. Since I can't get his affection, then I'll destroy him!"

After speaking, the scorpion tail moved towards the two of them. If they were hit, the two of them would be cut to pieces!

A smug smile appeared on Scorpion's face.

"Stop! Brave monster!

In broad daylight, he committed a murder! "

It was Li Mo who came, followed by Zhu Bajie.

The Soul Devouring Sword flew out suddenly, blocking the attack of the scorpion spirit.

Zhu Bajie caught the two national teachers.

"Are you the Heavenly Court Rent Collector?"

The scorpion spirit saw the token on Li Mo's waist and said.

"That's right! Let Tang Sanzang go quickly, otherwise, I'll be rude!" Li Mo said.

"Rent Collector! This is an emotional matter between us, and I hope you don't interfere!"

"Emotions are a piece of wool, and the monks have been poisoned by you! It's about feelings, I think you are looking for a beating!"

Li Mo didn't talk nonsense, and directly tore off the monkey hair.

For a moment, Sun Wukong waved the stick and threw it directly at her.