God level bodyguard

"Xiaopeng, although you have the body protection of the unbreakable magic pill, you have committed peach blossoms. When you go down the mountain, you must remember that you must not break your body before the age of 22. Otherwise, the release of the thousand-year-old resentful spirit will not only worry about your own life, but also your own life." It will bring a catastrophe to the world..."

In the mirror of the train toilet, an old man with white hair and childlike face chattered endlessly.He is using the mysterious light technique to teach the apprentices who are entering the city.However, Ou Peng, who was squatting on both sides of the Yellow River and immersed in the hard work, was absent-minded. The old man's words came in from his left ear and came out from his right ear.

When he heard that it was his duty to prevent world disasters and maintain world peace, Ou Peng couldn't help but roll his eyes, "This old man must be jealous of my being a woman again, otherwise world disasters have nothing to do with him." Disasters are none of my business expressions.

"Okay, okay, can you tell me about this mission?" After thinking about it for a long time, there is still no shi, and he is very depressed at the moment, "Why don't you just eat a dragon and a root grass, it is necessary to not be able to pull out shi in a week? "

The old man who was tasting a pot of top-quality Longjing spouted out a mouthful of tea, and the majesty of the master suddenly disappeared, and he was choked by the tea for a long time before he recovered.He knew this apprentice's temper, so he cast a look that was too lazy to talk about you, and then said quietly, "Your mission this time is to go to Tianyun Group to find Lin Tianyun and protect his daughter." The old man suddenly put on a serious face, " Remember, it's protection, don't protect your daughter."

"Khan—" Three black lines appeared on Ou Peng's forehead, and such avant-garde words can be soaring, this master is too tough.

"Lin Tianyun's phone number, I have already sent you WeChat, contact him yourself." The old man was quite proud, shaking the iphone6plus in his hand.

"Wow, when did you learn to play WeChat again!" Seeing the WeChat icon on the screen, Ou Peng opened his mouth wide as if he had discovered an alien.At the same time, he couldn't stop shaking his head, thinking, "I don't know what to do, I don't know how to do it, I don't know how to cultivate, draw amulets and chant mantras, I went to play WeChat like others!"

The old man laughed and said, "I recently discovered that pretty widows and beautiful young women like to play this game. Let's learn to play it too. We have to keep up with the pace of the times. You know, women are also human beings, and they can get sick too. It needs to be rescued... let's not talk about it, the patient is here, you can take care of it yourself, hahaha..." As the window popped, the old man waved his hand quickly and disappeared from the mirror.

The mirror returned to its original state, reflecting a boy squatting in a pit.Appropriately trimmed short hair looks very energetic, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, a standard country handsome guy.It's just that the old earth-blue Taoist robe has lost its status a little.

Ou Peng looked at himself and couldn't help sighing, "Hey, I don't know how sad those little girls and big sisters will be when they know I'm gone?" Shaking his head self-blamingly.

After the Xuanguang technique was over, he took out a brand new iPhone, opened WeChat while pulling up his pants, reached out and took off a talisman on the mirror and put it in his pocket. "Pfft——" Suddenly, Ou Peng squirted on the mirror, "Qinglongshan Meng Xiaodao, shameless, shameless! It's an old antique from the Qing Dynasty, and it's called Meng-Xiao-Dao!"

I have to admit that the face that has been preserved for 100 years is already extremely thick! "This old man is really hateful, he still uses my avatar to pick up girls!" Ou Peng laughed angrily.

"Clang!" Ou Peng was about to check the old hair's phone number when the toilet door was knocked open suddenly, and the phone fell into the toilet with a clatter.The train toilets are directly connected to the railway tracks, and they drive so fast that even the wise ancients engraved the toilets to ask for mobile phones, and they might not be able to find them.Ou Peng was furious. That was the iPhone 4S he had saved for a long time to buy—his heart was bleeding.

Before it happened, a man rushed in, followed by crackling farts, Ou Peng subconsciously turned his head and covered his nose, but with an envious expression on his face, "Envy, envy, hate, it's so fun." After squatting for a long time, even a fart None of them were released.

Looking up in the mirror, I suddenly saw that buddy squatting, neither squatting nor standing up, his face was embarrassed for a while, and his face was crying, "Why are you envious, you haven't taken off your pants yet." After finishing speaking, he almost cried.

"Hmm... Puff..." I am a good person, I tried my best to bear it, "No, I can't help it, let me laugh, ahaha——"

As for losing the mobile phone, I only blamed myself for forgetting to lock the door, and my anger disappeared.Besides, his outfit and trousers cost less than 30 yuan. Who would believe that he can use an iPhone?

Walking out of the toilet, Ou Peng suddenly noticed an unusual smell, which is usually not smelled by the nose - murderous.

Taking a casual glance in the carriage, there were seven or eight seats that were vacant, but now they are almost full, and the door opposite is also closed, and a man in leather is smoking a cigarette in front of the door.

"It has nothing to do with me, it's better to go first." Ou Peng muttered silently, and was about to turn around and leave. He didn't intend to take care of it.However, just as he was about to turn around, his waist was suddenly supported by a hard object, and a cold voice came, "If you don't want to die, go in and find a seat."

Ou Peng secretly glanced down, obediently, pointed a gun at his left kidney.A mighty tall man in sunglasses grabbed his arm, pushed him in, and then closed the door on this side with a "boom".

"So...Brother, I don't want to die, can you let me go out?" Ou Peng glanced weakly at the man in sunglasses.

"Fuck off, talk nonsense, I'll kill you with one shot." The man in sunglasses raised his gun and threatened, then fired at the sky, "Robbery! If you don't want to die, just stay in your seat."

With a gunshot, those people who had already ambushed also pulled out their pistols and pointed at the people around them.

There were nearly 100 people in the car, and they were so frightened that they were silent.The entire carriage could hear the smell of a needle falling.

Ou Peng quickly found a seat and sat down, and saw a young man and woman opposite him.The man has a handsome appearance, and the girl has delicate features and a very beautiful face.Like a frightened lotus, there is a little panic in the elegance, which makes people feel pity.

There are some similarities between the eyebrows of the two, and Ou Peng took a look and knew that they were brother and sister.

"The man in the sunglasses keeps looking this way. Could it be that their robbery is a cover, and the real purpose is this pair of brothers and sisters?" Looking carefully at the pair of brothers and sisters, he suddenly understood, "The man has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his eyes are resolute. He is a wealthy man." .But the corners of his eyebrows are sparse, and the Lord suffered a lot of fate in his youth, but if he escapes this calamity, he will definitely be rich and powerful in the future."

Originally, Ou Peng didn't want to meddle in his own business. He only had a few dozen dollars on him, so he didn't feel bad about taking it away.But if you commit peach blossoms, if you don't help a beautiful woman in trouble, you will be plagued by bad luck for the next month.

Back then in the Fallen Devil Valley, because there was a beautiful woman with a disastrous appearance, he couldn't save him, and the past few years have not been very easy.Now he has to leave the mountain village and seek refuge in the city.

At this time, the robbers had already started to plunder the money from the passengers. All they wanted was cash. A fat man who was so scared that he wet his pants was tremblingly about to hand over the rich money, but they didn't even look at it.It can be seen that they are not professional robbers.

"You three, take out all your cash." The man in sunglasses came to the table quickly.

The girl turned pale with fright, but the boy was calmer.Hold my sister's hand and give him courage and comfort.

The man was about to speak, but he heard Ou Peng say, "Brother, your face is yellow and your fingers are black. There will be a catastrophe coming soon. Why don't Xiaodao give you a free fortune telling to help you eliminate the disaster?" disaster?"

Only then did everyone notice that he was wearing a rustic Taoist robe.

The man in the sunglasses snorted coldly, and pointed his gun at Ou Peng's head, "If you dare to say one more word, I'll blow your head off." Seeing the fierce look of the man in the sunglasses, everyone pinched for Ou Peng sweat.

The girl on the opposite side paled even more, she closed her eyes in fright, and subconsciously shouted, "No!"

The happiest thing in the world is to have a beautiful woman who is worried about your safety.Ou Peng was so beautiful in his heart that he almost threw himself into his arms and promised him with his body.

As a righteous monk, it is his duty to save the beauty from danger.

Ou Peng stretched out a finger and gently pushed the muzzle away.With a confident smile on his face, "Brother, why are you joking about your own life? Give yourself a minute, and maybe you can forgive the fate of being manipulated from now on."

The man in the sunglasses frowned and didn't speak, but lowered his gun.Ou Peng pinched his fingers and imitated the tone of a fortune teller on the street, "Your speech is short of breath, and your fingertips are cold. It must be cold and humid where you live, and there is a cemetery nearby. You will feel the wind at night. It's a nightmare, isn't it?"

As he spoke, he secretly glanced at the man in sunglasses, for fear that he would shoot unreasonably.

I saw the man in the sunglasses loosen his gun, and his face was a little surprised.

Ou Peng showed joy, and immediately struck while the iron was hot, "Every late night or rainy day, your knee joints and elbow joints will be sore, and sometimes you feel weak in your hands and feet, and you can't even hold a teacup, right?"

"Crack!" The man in the sunglasses dropped his gun to the ground, and nodded subconsciously, "Yes, yes, the master is really amazing."

Now people seldom believe in the art of Fengshui. If you are on the street, ten and five couples will think that the man in sunglasses is procrastinating.But the gun in the black hole is there, no one dares to doubt it.

"Look yourself in the mirror and see if the base of your tongue is blue." The man in the sunglasses did as he did, and saw that there was indeed a patch of blue on the base of his tongue.At this time, the situation suddenly changed, and the robbers forgot their duties and surrounded them one after another.Ou Peng leaned on the sofa, looking like an expert guiding the way, "This is a sign of Yin Qi invasion. If you don't deal with it, you won't survive seven days at most."

At this time, the man in sunglasses had completely believed in Ou Peng, and his face turned pale with fright.He is not afraid of swords and guns, but he is out of the woods, he pays special attention to such mysterious things, and he believes in ghosts and gods more than others.

"Since the master can see, there must be a way, right? Please give me some advice anyway." The man in the sunglasses doesn't want to die, and he still has a frail and sick mother who needs to be taken care of.Once he died, it was equivalent to killing his mother.

"Why should I save you? I only said that I would show you your physiognomy for free, but I didn't give you any advice." Ou Peng put on airs, with a vague smile on his lips.

The man in sunglasses raised his brows slightly, picked up the pistol from the ground without haste, and glanced at the carriage, "I'll trade the lives of everyone in the car for mine, do you think that's enough?"

"Haha... Refreshing, I like to deal with fast and straight people like you." As he spoke, he took out a talisman from his arms, and quickly stuck it on the chest of the man in sunglasses. Before he could react, Ou Peng had already Take back both hands.

"What a speed!" The man in the sunglasses looked at Ou Peng in surprise, knowing that he had met an expert.He glanced at the talisman on his chest, and felt a warmth flow into his heart. His whole body was warm, and his limbs were instantly filled with strength, which made him very comfortable.

"This pure yang talisman can protect you for a month. If you want to completely remove the yin qi in your body, you still need to look at yourself." Although he has a way, he has to resolve the karma he planted by himself, and he doesn't want to forcefully intervene.

"Master, please advise!" The man in the sunglasses bowed his head with a very respectful attitude.

"The root cause of this matter is related to a pair of siblings. As long as you help them tide over the difficulties, your crisis will be solved. You know what I mean." Ou Peng glanced at the siblings opposite, then quietly Said, "A friendly reminder, the train is about to enter the city."

The man in sunglasses couldn't hear the meaning behind Ou Peng's words, he hurriedly bowed his hands to Ou Peng, "Thank you, Master, I will repay you for saving my life in the future." After saying that, he winked at his subordinates, and the group of seven people walked on both sides, jumped out of the car and left escape.

The robbers escaped, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and thanked Ou Peng one after another.I have seen this kind of scene a lot, and naturally everyone will not refuse, beautiful women offer kisses and take group photos, and you can also take advantage of the opportunity to leave a message on WeChat, why not do it.

"Thank you for saving my life. My name is Xia Yisong." The man sitting opposite knew the purpose of the robbers very well, and knew that Ou Peng was referring to them.If there is no Ou Peng, he must have been captured by the robbers.

"Be polite, eliminating evil and promoting good is the essence of our monks..." Ou Peng used the same rhetoric he used to deal with others, pretending not to know what Xia Yisong meant.

However, he didn't pay attention, a pair of gloomy eyes stared at him resentfully from the corner of the carriage.

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