It turned out to be a live broadcast

Forget it, today is the fourth day of Tsuneishi's live broadcast.Just look at the number of people, darling! With 8900 people, it can reach the level of a fourth-level anchor, let alone a rookie Xiaobai.

The audience likes to watch novelty, so Tsuneishi has to change his taste frequently, so that the audience will never tire of watching it.

'Shallow Wind' live broadcast room.

"Brother Feng, you should say it quickly, I'm so anxious." The water friend's tone seemed to be able to see the anxious expression on his ears.

"Yes, tell me."

The water friends behind were also impatient.

Tsuneishi couldn't help it, he forgot some lines at the critical moment, and just remembered it just now.

Sorry, said: "Hehehe, brothers, let's talk now." As soon as the words stopped, the tone changed, and he said loudly (with a joke in it): "One morning, the boss of China Mobile suddenly felt anxious when he was outside, so he had to find a public toilet. .

"What are you doing?" shouted the aunt looking at the toilet.

"I'm the boss of Mobile, and I'm anxious."

"Don't you know that there are charges for everything now?" said the aunt.

"OK, how much?"

When the water friends saw the anchor speaking, they all stretched their necks to watch.

"Wow, that's what I wanted to see at the beginning."

"It's related to our life at first glance, so it's not adapted from jokes and jokes."

"If it's true, then the anchor is very talented."

"Cut, what do you know? Brother Feng is talented, so watch how Brother Feng pretends to be aggressive."

"Look carefully, don't swipe the screen, you can't see it anymore."

......

The white bullet screen and the special effects of the audience rewarding gifts filled the entire live broadcast room.

Tsuneishi's voice is on one side again, the volume is lowered, very similar to a female voice.

"5 cents to go in, 3 cents to come out." The aunt looked at him.

"You have to pay for everything?" The boss stared.

"What do you look at, we implement two-way charging here. If you buy a toilet package, you can charge in one direction."

"Okay, I'll pay." The boss took out ten yuan.

"To poop or to pee?" the aunt asked while pinching the money.

"Poop, hurry up."

"Well, do you need a set meal? If you defecate fifty times at one time, I can give you a discount for another thirty times." The aunt said.

"Stop talking, I'll go in first and come out to pay immediately." After the boss went in, he chose the last pit seat and came out after a long time. "

When Tsuneshi said this, his expression showed a very happy and a little aggrieved expression, which was very wretched.This scene made the water lovers laugh out loud, and even a few viewers took pictures of it and made emoticons or posted it on the Internet.Looks like tonight is another night of night owls.

Suddenly, a large group of water friends appeared on the screen.

"The new (Xin) army is here to defend the road!"

"Miss Xinxin is here to check the ward!"

These bullet screens sprung up like mushrooms after rain, and quickly attracted attention.

"Huh? Who is Miss Xinxin?"

"I know, it's also an anchor, telling jokes."

"The fourth-level anchor actually went on house inspections. This time Brother Feng's popularity will increase."

Sailor is right.

The number of people online directly reached 10089, standing in the ranks of the fourth-level anchors.

However, what Tsuneshi said was true, and he didn't notice any changes in the live broadcast room. Sister Xinxin watched quietly without making a sound.

"Sir, you chose the fifth pit, and you have to pay 5 cents for the number selection fee. When you stayed in it, you didn't say not to choose to play music, so you charged 6 cents each time.

In addition, if you squat inside for fifteen minutes and one second, the first minute will be charged at 1 cents per minute, and the subsequent minutes will be charged at 5 cents per minute.

Less than 1 minute is charged as 1 minute.In addition, since your excretion occupies our sewer broadband, please pay an additional monthly fee of RMB.

Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole, please pay 1 yuan for the display fee. "The boss is already there.

"So, Mr. Boss, we don't use credit cards here. You have to pay a total of 59.4 yuan. If you fail to pay within the time limit, a late payment fee of [-]/[-] of the daily fee will be calculated. We will not notify you in advance. Pay by legal means".

Tsuneishi put on a sad and angry expression again, which directly made the water friends burst into laughter, and the bullet screens were brushed more frequently.

Yang Yiyi sat on the bed and giggled, the sound was like a wind chime, very pleasant to hear, Chang Shi turned his head inadvertently, and was stunned.

Yiyi obviously saw Tsuneishi staring at her, and blushed.She didn't know what happened today, she blushed so easily, which she didn't usually do.

When I came back to my senses, I knew something was wrong just now, but I felt thick-skinned, and said to Yiyi: "How about this stand-up comedy?"

"It's funny, it's different from the cross talk I watched."

"Hey, that's fine."

on the screen.

"Hey! Everyone, watch it quickly, the anchor molested my sister-in-law, what should I do!?"

"What else can I do? Make trouble!"

One person jumped out and said openly: "Kiss, one of the dragon and the phoenix (worth 3000RMB)."

"Hey, give me a kiss, a desolate ancient phoenix!"

"I brush too."

......

More and more people participated in the competition for rewards, and the heart of the gift flew away.

Chang Shi definitely can't kiss Yiyi face to face, but he can't let the audience go on messing around: "Brothers, it's okay. Yiyi is my friend, so don't mess around."

When the audience saw what the anchor said, they stopped.

"Brother Feng, your stand-up comedy is so vulgar, but I like to listen to it, please tell me again!"

"Yeah, the host, your performance just now made me so angry."

"Don't say anything, 666666, I like it!"

"I laughed to death just now."

......

Hey~

Does anyone agree with Lianmai?

A request message pops up in the live stream sidebar.

"So it's Miss Xinxin." Chang Shi nodded in agreement.

"Anchor Feng, I thought you could only tell jokes, but I didn't expect that you can also tell cross talk, it's amazing." Sister Xinxin's voice could be heard throughout the live broadcast room.

"Hehe, nothing special, just learned a lot." Chang Shi was modest.

When Yang Yiyi heard the female anchor's voice coming from the live broadcast screen, she suddenly became a little nervous, and even she didn't know why.

"Don't be modest, the jokes you said made me feel ashamed. And you told me to go to the forum to find inspiration. After I went, I really found some inspiration. I have to thank you." There was a lazy and gentle voice from over there. The sound tickles the ears.

Sister Xinxin is a level 4 anchor, so she praised the newcomer who just came to live broadcast the big dye vat - Tsuneshi, and she definitely wanted to help him out.

Regardless of the energy of this sentence, the popularity will definitely rise tomorrow.

Chang Shi himself also understands Sister Xinxin's intentions. He is still too weak to help Sister Xinxin, so he can only keep it in his heart.

As night falls, the lights are on.

Tsuneshi has been bragging with Sister Xinxin and teasing the audience until the evening.

Ah~~~

Yawned.

It was downloaded, and the number of people has reached a terrifying 1.1.

Yiyi, who was already sound asleep on the Changshi bed, took out a fresh quilt and put it on Yiyi with apologetic eyes.

In order to express my apology, I repaid it with a big dinner.

uh~

Yiyi opened her eyes dimly, very cute.

"Get up, I've already made dinner. I'm sorry just now, I forgot about you." Chang Shi looked at Yiyi apologetically.

"Hey, it's okay." Yiyi smirked. "Are you ready to cook? Wait, I'll wash my face first."

Without waiting for Tsuneishi to react, he rushed into the bathroom immediately.

Hey~

The anchor system voice sounded.

Chang Shi was dumbfounded, and suddenly there was a burst of joy in his eyes.

(End of this chapter)