The Jade Emperor called me to grab the red envelope

One, two, three...

This is the first time that Zhang Yi has seriously counted all his property.

Money is no stranger to anyone, let alone Zhang Yi, who always thinks about making a fortune so that his parents can live a good life.

Soon, in less than 5 minutes, he finished counting the wad of money in the compartment of the suitcase.

The money totaled 3000 yuan.

In other words, after he made a deposit, he could still have more than 3000 yuan left.

TNN's 4 yuan is a good money, so it's going to be given away to others.Thinking of the colorful banknotes being taken away by others, he felt like crying.

I used the 4 yuan as a golden hen to lay eggs, so what is there to be reluctant about?

A man is a man, what can he gain if he doesn't give up?

Self-suggestion is very important, and after enlightening himself for a while, Zhang Yi finally returned to his optimist appearance.

At this moment, he actually had a feeling of wanting to calm down.

This feeling is commonly known as drowsiness.

"Generally speaking, while a person is a foodie, he must also be a sleepy person." This sentence is really good.The next Zhang Yi is such an outstanding representative who has two roles.

"Hurry up and sleep for a while, or those three guys won't be able to sleep when they come back." After muttering a few words, he put one hand on the bed rail, and then the gesture of pointing his toes floated back like a light cloud on his own bed.

"It's so comfortable..." Before he could finish his sentence, he felt a wave of drowsiness swept over his brain, and in the next second, his whole body fell into a deep sleep, no longer able to respond to external stimuli. any perception.

……

The sky was covered with a layer of reddish clouds, and under the shining of the dark golden sun, it looked very beautiful and moving.

There is a well-written poem: "The setting sun is infinitely beautiful, but it is almost dusk."

Evening has come, can night be far behind?

of course not.

When Zhang Yi woke up and stretched himself, the time displayed on his phone was already ten o'clock in the evening.You know, the normal school time for teachers and students in the whole school is ten fifteen.He slept for a full five hours!

What is the concept of sleeping five hours in the afternoon?That is the rhythm of insomnia every minute at night!

This sleep is really called a dark place.After waking up, he felt that his body was full of energy.Compared with before, it is simply that one person is stronger than six people.

This is so right that the young master is like a Nanfu energy-gathering ring!

cut! ! !

"I haven't seen Brother Yi again this afternoon. Tell me, where did he get punished by the head teacher?" Zhao Long's unique voice echoed in the empty corridor.

These three guys are finally back!

"Huh? Why is the door of our dormitory still open? Could it be that a thief came in?" Qian Xiongwei's anxious voice just sounded, followed by the muffled sound of pushing the door vigorously.

"Let's go..." Zhao Long's face tightened, he shouted at Sun Zhihao, and trotted one after another.

The wooden door of the dormitory let out a painful groan, and it was ruthlessly thrown on the door frame.

"Yi...Brother Yi? When did you come back? Didn't you get taken away by the head teacher?" The eyes of the three of them were about to pop out. What's going on with this guy?

Logically speaking, even if the head teacher let him go, he should return to the classroom to attend class.Why are you in the dormitory now?

"The three of you are fools. With your brother Yi's ingenuity and your eloquent mouth, the head teacher is still not accepted by me?" Zhang Yi sat on the stool, crossing his legs proudly.

"Come on, Brother Yi, do you really think the three of us are blind? When you were taken away by the head teacher today, you looked dead, almost as close to the destruction of the earth. Why don't you brag about it to us..." Sun Zhihao He is more straightforward, and his speech is naturally straightforward.When he spoke, he smacked his mouth a few times, showing an expression of disbelief of "just blow it up".

"It seems that Zhihao still understands me. Let me tell you the truth, this time, my brother was spotted by the head teacher." Zhang Yi pouted, and looked at the three people beside him contemptuously. The taste of pride.

"Damn it, isn't this going to be a modern drama where the old cow eats the young grass? Brother Yi, the beauty is not shallow!" Qian Xiongwei tried hard to hold back the smile in his heart, and put on a very serious look on the surface Said to Zhang Yi.

"Well, I want you, Zhang Yiyi..." Hearing this, Zhao Long put his hands on Zhang Yi's shoulders with the utmost allure and flirtatiousness, and immediately started a round of numbing movements that made his hairs stand on end.

"I want... I want... Zhang Yiyi..." Although Sun Zhihao was not a good learner, he also joined the camp of flirting with Zhang Yi, talking coquettishly.

"Fuck you guys! I'm not a duck!!!" Zhang Yi blushed, and his voice was mixed with elements of embarrassment and anger.

How could he have imagined that this group of unlucky roommates who died in the dormitory were so dirty?It's just that I can't think of it, and I can't do it without them!

"Shut up all of you, listen to me." Zhang Yi glanced at the three of them, and he didn't return to his peaceful eyes until he saw the playfulness on their faces disappear.

"The teacher in charge set a trap for me at the beginning and asked me to sneak in. But who am I? I am Zhang Yi who knows everything and can do anything. I have seen through all the tricks and tricks. So, I exposed her conspiracy. You would never have guessed how wonderful her expression was at that time. "

Maybe because he felt that his expression was too exaggerated, he paused, and then continued: "Mr. Zhao actually wants to take me under his husband, Teacher Wang of the sports team, as a living sign. You must know that we The school will hold a campus sports meeting next month, right?"

The three of them became interested and just nodded without saying a word.

"Our class has always been the last one in the sports meeting. This time, she is going to let me play to change the bad impression we have in the whole grade. This is a fucking routine!!!

If I went to Teacher Wang's sports team, no matter whether I trained or not, I won the ranking in the end, it would be due to others, and it would have nothing to do with me.You said, her behavior is not too much? "Speaking of this, Zhang Yi was furious, his face was covered with black lines, and his chest began to rise and fall rapidly again.

"Damn it, this teacher is also a scheming bitch. Brother Yi, you don't mean to say that you scolded the teacher and then ran back to the dormitory, right?" Seeing Zhang Yi's performance, Zhao Long definitely went berserk In such a state, it is not impossible to do something out of the ordinary, so he hurriedly opened his mouth and asked.

"That's not true. Your brother Yi was shocked, why not scare her to death? Now she is looking for me, I didn't beg her, I took the initiative, what is there to be afraid of?" Zhang Yi posed "I am the number one in the world." "One" style, the knuckles of the fingers tapped on the table to make a thumping sound.

"She saw that my face was not right, so she hurriedly tried to persuade me. As soon as I softened, I agreed. However, I made a condition, that is, give me a few days off to play. Otherwise, running competitions or something , go to hell with TNN!"

After talking about it, Zhang Yi felt that his tongue was smoking. When he saw the water glass on the table, he picked it up as if he was doing everything.

"Is she really going to let you lie?" Qian Xiongwei's eyeballs almost fell out, this is too fucking mysterious!

"Here. Isn't this a leave request?" Zhang Yi generously took out the leave request and put it in his hand, looking calm and composed.

"Yi...Brother Yi, I brushed my teeth for that glass of water..." After Sun Zhihao said this sentence timidly, he resorted to the strategy of "run away if something bad happens" before Zhang Yi could react. , ran out quickly.

"Sun Zhihao!!! Don't run if you have the guts, I promise I won't beat you to death!!!"

For a moment, Zhang Yi's roar was everywhere in the corridor of the dormitory...