The Jade Emperor called me to grab the red envelope

Su Qianwei looked at Zhang Yi, who was extremely depressed, and she didn't feel disgusted at all. Instead, she developed an inexplicable liking for this delicate and sunny face.So, she restrained her smile, blinked her thick and long eyelashes, and answered Zhang Yi's question head-on in a friendly tone.

"Is there anyone here? Or, you don't welcome me very much?"

As soon as the sweet voice came out of Su Qianwei's mouth, Zhang Yi's bones became unbearably crisp in an instant, even crisper than Wangwang Xiaoxiaosu.His head shook like a wave drum, and his face became hot.

"Since it's not, then I'll choose to sit here." Su Qianwei was very generous, her hands gathered the hem of her skirt from behind, and took advantage of the opportunity to sit at the same table as Zhang Yi.

Seeing that his goddess chose to sit at the same table with Zhang Yi, the other boys in the class looked at Zhang Yi differently, as if they were staring at the enemy with a machine gun.It is not only full of naked jealousy and envy, but also thick unwillingness and a touch of hatred.If one could kill with one's eyes, Zhang Yi would have died tens of thousands of times.

Which boy didn't get up early this morning to meet the legendary goddess?Which head does not have gel cream and styling water on it?Some boys even contacted the barber shop next to the school last night, and when the door of the dormitory opened, they rushed out and climbed over the wall to get their hair done.

The class was filled with the pungent smell of cheap hairdressing supplies and perfume, which made the headmaster rub his nose and find an excuse to run out.

The middle-aged man who accompanied Su Qianwei saw Su Qianwei sat down, stepped on casual leather shoes and walked quickly to the penultimate row, and gently placed the book on the table.Immediately afterwards, she said to Su Qianwei, "Call me directly if you have anything to do", then turned around and strode out towards the door of the classroom.

Zhao Long, Qian Xiongwei, and Sun Zhihao sat in the same row. Seeing the scene just now, the boss opened his mouth so much that his eyes almost popped out.

"Damn!" The three of them contemptuously expressed their disdain for Zhang Yi, and raised their middle fingers together.

All the girls felt a lot more at ease when they saw that their competitors were not sitting in the front row.This could at least prove that Su Qianwei's stunning beauty, which turned all sentient beings upside down, definitely did not intend to attract the attention of all the boys in the class to her.

"It's really not Zhang Yi's luck that my goddess is willing to sit next to him." In the second row, a little fat man wearing glasses said in a slightly crying voice.A piece of white paper was laid out on his desk. It had been scratched and scratched a long time ago, and the words "Damn Zhang Yi" were all written on it.

"Ah!" Zhang Yi covered his mouth and sneezed, then quickly rubbed his nose, feeling relieved that he didn't have any symptoms of a cold.The little fat man who was scribbling with his pen also stopped his movements at this moment, looking vigilantly at Zhang Yi's direction.

What happened to me today, why did I have such a strange feeling for this unattractive guy?Su Qianwei felt that every time she glanced at Zhang Yi, her heart would jump up and down, and her face would gradually become hot.

At this moment, there was another "click" sound of high heels hitting the ground in the corridor.Within ten seconds, a middle-aged female teacher in cartoon half-sleeves appeared at the door of the classroom.

"Hello, everyone. After discussion by the school committee, it was unanimously decided that I will serve as the class teacher for you in the next time. From now on, I will be your Chinese teacher. My surname is Zhao, and my name is Zhao Lihong. I hope everyone can Cooperate well with me, and strive to make our class 36 the most eye-catching class body in the school."

Zhang Yi looked at the stylish homeroom teacher with curly hair on the podium, and immediately thought of an actor who looked very similar to her, and that was Zhao Lirong.

The same figure is slightly fat, looks happy, and there is no glasses on the bridge of the nose, they are like sisters.

"Do you think our new homeroom teacher looks like Zhao Lirong?" Just when Zhang Yi thought so, Su Qianwei, who was at the same table, rolled her beautiful eyes and said something to him in a slightly teasing tone.

I go!Why is she exactly like what I think?

Zhang Yi feels that what happened today can be written into a supernatural book. This kind of "heart-to-heart" bloody plot actually appeared in real life so realistically?

Seeing that Zhang Yi was in a daze, Su Qianwei stretched out her elbow and touched him lightly.Unexpectedly, Zhang Yi, like a cat whose tail was caught by the door, screamed "Ah".

Everyone in the class focused their eyes on the second-to-last row, all with a unified expression of surprise.Class teacher Zhao Lihong observed the movement in the second-to-last row with black lines all over her face, her eyes darting back and forth on Zhang Yi.

"Who was screaming just now?"

Zhang Yi touched the back of his head and stood up awkwardly.

"I'm sorry teacher, just now, a cockroach got into my desk."

Hearing Zhang Yi's lame reason, the head teacher raised a contemptuous expression on his face, and slowly turned his head towards the blackboard.Those students who were waiting to see Zhang Yi's good show also started to laugh at this moment.

"Why are you laughing at me too?" Zhang Yi asked angrily when he felt the goddess beside him trembling with laughter.

"Laughing, you really know how to lie. Did you call Miss Ben a cockroach just now?" Su Qianwei stopped giggling, and looked at the clown-like Zhang Yi with interested eyes.

"How can..." Zhang Yi didn't dare talk to her anymore, because he was afraid that he would cause some trouble if he was not careful.

At this moment, the atmosphere between the two is very delicate, and it already has a little ambiguity in it.In order to break this situation, Zhang Yi decided to ask Su Qianwei that question that he couldn't figure out no matter how hard he thought.

Rubbing his hands together and taking a deep breath, Zhang Yi finally calmed down his restless heart.

"Well, now we are friends, right?"

Su Qianwei pursed her lips and gave Zhang Yi a hard look. She was so pure and beautiful, she didn't seem angry at all, but rather like a coquettish love between lovers.

No wonder Zhang Yi has been single for so many years, his EQ is really low.Even Su Qianwei couldn't see such an obvious hint, and was still staring at him with depressed little eyes.

"You're such a pig, Miss Ben didn't say she wouldn't consider you a friend, did she?" Su Qianwei was almost speechless to this guy who was stupider than a pig, and if this continued, her seven orifices would almost smoke.

"That's good, that's good." Zhang Yi looked like a primary school student who was praised by the teacher, his embarrassment turned into a smug expression.

"I've always been curious why you came to be my deskmate, but now I seem to have figured it out. You came here purely to find anger. Look at your mouth, it's almost as big as the nail clippers in my pocket. .”

"Hmph, you're such a bad guy! But, what do you mean my mouth is like the nail scissors in your pocket?" Su Qianwei made a gesture to pinch Zhang Yi's waist with two fingers like tweezers, but when she thought of Zhang Yi Regarding his description, he made a look of being incomprehensible.

"Haha, you don't know about nail clippers? When people don't use nail clippers, your mouth sticks out. Only when people trim their nails, do you close your mouth. Don't you just stick your mouth out now, and wait until you scold me?" Will I lower my mouth from time to time?" Zhang Yi had a cynical look, and his tone of voice was also a little funny.

"Sure enough, a dog can't spit out ivory. This lady tells you that the reason why I came here to sit here is because the male student in front of me exudes too pungent and inferior aroma. Don't think that this lady is interested in you. I'll sit here." Su Qianwei's mouth was indeed not something to be provoked, and Zhang Yi was immediately speechless after a series of cannonballs.

Just when the two of them were chatting, laughing and bickering, the long-haired classmate with pimples on his face in the front row couldn't stand it anymore, and slapped a stack of letter paper on Zhang Yi's desk.

"Zhang Yi, someone sent you a note!"

Zhang Yi saw that there were only eight beautiful characters written on the light blue letter paper: Please pass it on to Zhang Yi, thank you.