The Jade Emperor called me to grab the red envelope

"I, Zhang Yizhen, am really unlucky. Half a month ago, I was wronged by the teacher and left school, and now I am fired from my part-time job by an unscrupulous boss. God, you play hard enough!"

The person who said this was none other than Zhang Yi, a rural guy from Huaxia Kingdom who called himself a "good-for-nothing".This year is June 2016, 17, and he is exactly [-] years old.But who would have thought that he would choose to go out to work when he was supposed to be in high school.In fact, it wasn't that he didn't like going to school, it was just because he didn't bother to see some well-dressed teachers again, or it could be said that he was expelled from school, so he made that choice.Speaking of it, it's not a big deal, didn't I just break through some shady things.

A math teacher, do you need to take the three-view to an unoccupied office, draw the curtains around it tightly, and almost lock the door behind you?If he hadn't been so enthusiastic about sending the textbooks left behind by the teacher to the office, I'm afraid that four-eyed frog would have succeeded in his plot.

Scenes of the past, like replayed movie clips, came to mind one after another, making him feel a little painful.However, he still doesn't regret his decision to report the teacher, even if a female student who was victimized colluded with the teacher to frame him and almost went to jail.After all, she was someone he once loved deeply.Thinking of that beautiful female classmate with an oval face, he couldn't help but fell into a moment of absent-mindedness.

In this cruel society where people cannibalize people and cannot survive without strength, he has no choice but to bow his head.He was the only one in the village who was admitted to a provincial key high school by virtue of his strength. He couldn't bear to let his parents know that he had dropped out of school, his heart was broken, and he went to the school humbly to beg the principal to forgive him.

Even if he dies, he will die on the road of his own struggle and make a fool of himself.Children who have not completed their studies are not necessarily inferior to those college students!

After he left school, his life was stretched and he couldn't survive on the living expenses provided by his parents.For this reason, he only eats one lunch a day, three steamed buns and one pack of pickles.After living in such a daze for more than ten days, when he couldn't survive, he finally found a job as a typist.The boss in suits and leather shoes told him that as long as the accumulated tasks were completed within five days, he could be paid 1000 yuan and signed an entry contract.

What he didn't expect was that four days of working day and night ended up being an outright deception.A punctuation mark caused an error in customer information. Will anyone believe you if you say it?

"There is no place to stay here, but there is a place to stay."In the most difficult time, he should use the spiritual victory method, so he had no choice but to use these two sentences to comfort himself.With panda eyes, he is not qualified to challenge liars, at least for now, he has no chance of winning.

Today is the deadline given by the landlord. If there is no more money to pay the rent, I have to pack up and get out of the dark and damp basement of [-] square meters.He touched his pocket and found that there was a one-dollar bill and two dime coins left on him. He couldn't help but shook his head and smiled wryly.Other than that, all he owns now is his dirty knockoff Adidas tracksuit.

"What is the money enough for? It's not even enough to buy a bottle of dichlorvos to commit suicide." Zhang Yi squeezed the change in hand, scratched the messy hair on the top of his head twice, and looked at a pond not far away.The scenery there is good, and it is inaccessible, with green grass and flowers everywhere, it is a good place where birds are singing and flowers are fragrant.

"Huh? Did someone really jump into the river to die?" Seeing a middle-aged man in ragged clothes and looking like a beggar walking slowly towards the pond, he felt a sense of foreboding.

There was a "splash", and before he could move his feet to rescue him, a big wave of spray was stirred up on the water.Looking again, the rickety figure disappeared on the shore, leaving only circles of ripples washing away towards the shore.

"Forget it, we are also fallen people in Tianya!" Gritting his teeth, Zhang Yi took off his jacket and stabbed at the man's drowning area.

Living in the countryside, he has been accustomed to fishing in the water since he was a child, so his water skills are naturally very good.But after going deep into the pond, let alone the shadow of someone, I didn't even feel the slightest struggle.

At this moment, his body suddenly received an inexplicable lifting force from the air, and he felt as if his body was sitting on a cotton ball, and then he returned to the shore.Take a closer look, oh my god, there suddenly appeared in front of him a big shot that he couldn't have imagined even if he killed him!

This person was wearing a colorful gown of the Golden Sun Flying Dragon, a golden crown on his head, clusters of shining pearls and jade curtains covering his forehead, and he was indescribably majestic and majestic.The outline of the face is sharp and angular, and there is a faint brilliance flowing between the two Xie Fei's sword eyebrows, which is clearly the legendary Jade Emperor's attire.When this person looked at him, a colorful halo emanated from his body, which was as sacred and magical as a rainbow.

Zhang Yi was about to speak, but the person in front of him opened his mouth first, and this opening made him dumbfounded again. "I am the Jade Emperor of Heaven, congratulations on passing the test." This voice made people feel comfortable, as if being illuminated by the warm sun, it was really pleasant.

"What? You are the Jade Emperor? Then why did you find me?" Zhang Yi felt that his three views had been completely subverted.Although he is not an atheist, he is more or less superstitious about gods, but no matter what, he can't believe that the person in front of him is the Jade Emperor.Sweat trickled down his forehead, and when he touched his back again, the entire vest was soaked, standing on his back sticky, it was really uncomfortable.

"You are a descendant of the Zhang family for thousands of generations. You can only assist me in the important task of saving the fairy world. Although the gods have profound mana, there are some things that only mortals can do. As a reward, I will allow you to enter the Tianting Ganlin Terrace and participate in the mission of the immortals. The activity of grabbing red envelopes. There are many immortals such as Taishang Laojun spreading the Tao, and even the Buddhas of the Western Heavens discussing Buddhism. When I need you, you must go through fire and water and try your best to help. Once you have selfishness, you will burn yourself. In addition, I am going to raise you as the supervisor Dao Zun. If there is one person who can’t grab it within the range of dozens of gods under your jurisdiction, just kick it out. I will send someone to look for you at any time, and you must obey orders. To be a man, you must be of good conduct. As benevolent as you were just now, don't touch the face of my Zhang family for generations!"

After finishing speaking, Emperor Jin Guang turned into stars and scattered in the air, leaving no trace of him, only Zhang Yi's majestic and deep voice was left.

"Damn, is it true?" Zhang Yi patted his head so hungry that he was dizzy. After feeling the world spinning, he still didn't quite believe the weird scene just now.

That's a god. I'm an unlucky guy. If I can really attract gods to come down to earth, what kind of Daoist should I ask him to do?Isn't this nonsense?I am not handsome, and my character is not bad. Could it be that with these things, I can have something to do with the legendary Jade Emperor?

Thinking of this, he shrugged indifferently.Who cares, there is no harm anyway, bad luck is enough now, no matter how bad it is, how much more bad luck can go.

After regaining his sanity, he subconsciously started warming up after swimming.This good habit, but he has persisted for more than ten years.But this shot immediately made his heart pound like a deer.His clothes were so dry!No water stains at all!

Could it be?Could it be that the scene just now was not a hallucination?

Zhang Yi didn't dare to think about it anymore, so he quickly pulled up his feet and ran towards the place where he took off his shirt.Since the Jade Emperor said that he would give him some benefits, and also said that he could grab red envelopes, it must have something to do with the mobile phone.

He ran to his coat and took out his smartphone to take a look. A feeling of ecstasy from being hit by a red envelope falling from the sky instantly spread in his heart.

I saw a cornucopia-like software shining with multicolored light really appeared on the originally empty desktop of the mobile phone.And the moment he poked the screen with his right finger, the whole phone trembled violently.

The sound of "Ding" rang in Zhang Yi's ears as if something had been downloaded.Looking at it again, a frenzied window shaking picture appeared on the screen of the mobile phone. In the upper left corner, fourteen large characters were clearly written: "Welcome to Tianting Ganlin Terrace, Supervising Envoy Daoist!"

Names and colorful portraits that only appeared in mythology filled the entire screen in an instant, and there were signs of faint expansion.

Lei Gong: Why don't you see fairy friend Nezha coming out to send out dragon tendons today? This fairy's belt is only short of this material.

King Tota Li Tianwang: You are a bird man, every day you push my third prince to go to the East China Sea to slaughter the dragon. In the past few days, the Jade Emperor has called me no less than ten times, saying that Ao Guang washes his face with tears every day, and wants me to discipline Nezha.

Giant Spirit God: Don't get angry, Li Tianwang, Lei Gong is just outspoken, not deliberately teasing you.

Barefoot Immortal: That's right, it's also a blessing for all the immortals in the heavens to gather in the Ganlin Terrace and often give out red envelopes to make fun of them. Don't get angry every now and then.Well, Benxian will send some instant Bailiwan to liven up the atmosphere!

There was a sound of "ding", and a big red envelope suddenly rushed onto the screen.

When Zhang Yi reached out and clicked, the following words had already been displayed on the screen.

Ten Instant Baili Pills were snatched away by Chang'e Fairy!

The three instant Baili pills were snatched away by Taishang Laojun!

87 Momentary Baili Pills were snatched by Dou Shengfo!

……

Depend on!How could this group of gods who have been diving be so perverted that Lao Tzu has not managed to catch the hand speed he has been single for 16 years!

After cursing for a while, Zhang Yi still focused on the screen again, he didn't want to miss the next baby.

A burst of red envelopes really enlivened the atmosphere, and the chat room that was originally full of gunpowder smell suddenly became harmonious.

Heavenly King Tota Li: Okay, for the sake of all the gods, I will spare you this dead bird today.If you dare to instigate Nezha to cause trouble, be careful that the fourth general of the King Zhao Mo family will cut off your wings and make roasted chicken wings for you!

Lei Gong: Hmph...

Nezha: The prince is back!

Just as Nezha's name flashed, another fairy called "Xinglin Doctor Immortal" immediately lit up his head.

Xinglin Doctor Immortal: I wonder if the Third Prince has brought back those good treasures?

Nezha: I won’t give you any. You cheated me of the dragon’s lungs last time, but this time the prince will not tell you that I brought back the dragon’s heart.

Xinglin Yixian: Don't do this, trust me, I will never lie to you again this time.How about this, aren't you so greedy for my Sydney Ganoderma lucidum soup, this time I will exchange a hundred jars of it, and let all the gods be a witness, how about it?

Nezha: Okay, the prince counts to three and gives out red envelopes at the same time.Don't blame me for being slow!

Xinglin Yixian: My little ancestor, you can do whatever you say.Let's count!

Seeing this, Zhang Yi's eyes turned red. Damn, this is something only the gods in the sky can eat, so I have to grab it anyway.

Nezha: Three two...three two one!

Immortal Xinglin was not prepared for Nezha's move, and with a trembling finger, he sent out a hundred jars of pear ganoderma soup.The empty screen began to be filled with various god names again...

Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea grabbed the Eight Tans Sydney Ganoderma Lucidum Soup!

The alchemy boy of Tushita Palace snatched 37 jars of Sydney Ganoderma lucidum soup!

Nezha snatched five jars of pear ganoderma soup!

Supervisor Dao Zun snatched ten jars of pear ganoderma soup!

……

Immortal Xinglin sent a mournful expression, and then began to strongly condemn Nezha.

Immortal Xinglin: Well done to you third prince, I have been harmed by sending a single red envelope into a group of red envelopes, you little guy, you are really scheming.You cheated me of Hua Tuo's hundred jars of holy medicine for nothing!

......

There were two sounds of "beep beep", and Zhang Yi's heart almost jumped out of his throat.In a blink of an eye, I saw in the treasure bag, there were ten black jars exuding the mellow aroma of traditional Chinese medicine lying there.

He, he actually snatched it! ! !