I'm not a crow's mouth

Chapter 2 Super Crow's Mouth!

The girl and Dali searched for the sound, but saw a young man of about 20 years old with a medium build. The young man was wearing a black T-shirt, a pair of big pants, and flip-flops on his feet. He looked lazy.

This person is the 'God of Plague'?The girl and Dali shook their heads at the same time.Just like this, can scare away people in the street?

At this time, the young man put his hands in his trouser pockets, tilted his head and walked casually in front of the girl, and then asked with a playful smile: "Beauty, hello! My name is Lei Bo, I am 20 years old, and I have never been in a relationship. There are no parents or parents in my family." , you can consider going to the woman's door, what do you think? Do you want to consider it?"

The girl was overwhelmed by this guy who called himself 'Leibo'.

In terms of background, she is one of the four major families in the capital, the eldest lady of the Xiao family; in terms of appearance, she is the school flower of Jinghua University.

There are countless suitors on weekdays, who is not humble, polite and well-dressed, lest they leave a bad impression on her?

Who is this guy?Dress casually, look ordinary, speak frivolously, and when they meet for the first time, they strike up a conversation with themselves like this!

Even the standing posture seems to have no bones, which makes people so uncomfortable.

Seeing the girl's expression, the burly man knew it was time to go out on his own.He stepped forward, stood between Leibo and the girl, looked at Leibo and said, "Boy, you pretend I don't exist!"

Lei Bo squinted: "Which one is yours? Go and play!"

"You!" Dali squeezed his fists loudly, and then sneered, "Boy, you don't know who I am, do you? Speaking out scares you to death! I practiced martial arts at the age of three, and won the provincial children's martial arts championship at the age of 12. After that, I went abroad to learn killing skills. I started to fight black boxing abroad at the age of 15, and won the boxing champion for several years in a row. Today I will let you know why Huaer is so popular!"

After finishing speaking, he was ready to teach Leibo a lesson.

Unexpectedly, Lei Bo only raised his eyebrows, and asked in a flat tone: "That's all? Do you know who I am?"

Dali was stunned for a moment, his fist stopped in mid-air.After taking a closer look at Lei Bo, he didn't look like a martial arts master.In terms of status, can he still be higher than the eldest lady?He said disdainfully: "You are the 'God of Plague' who scares away everyone in the street? Hehe, you really think of yourself as a god!"

Lei Bo poked his ears and said, "Which bastard called me 'Plague God'? Let him rot his mouth for a week."

In the alley in the distance, there are 30 people hiding in it.At this time, one of the middle-aged people suddenly yelled 'Ah', and the people next to him immediately cursed: "Old Hei, you are looking for death! If you want to die, don't kill us!"

Lao Hei quickly waved his hands and said, "No, I, my mouth suddenly hurts..."

At this time, the person next to him exclaimed: "Old Hei, your mouth is rotten! Could it be the God of Plague...Ah..."

"Oh, old Liu, your mouth is starting to rot!"

"Well... what's going on, this is..."

"You mentioned 'Plague God' just now, it should be... oh...it hurts...hiss..."

At this time, the old man on crutches saw the way, and hurriedly said: "Don't mention 'plague' at all... Cough cough, Master Lei!"

Everyone suddenly realized that they were even more afraid of the power of 'Lord Lei'.

On the street, Dali looked at Lei Bo and said: "You can really pretend! Why don't you let those who scold you be struck by lightning! Aren't you a 'god'? Why don't you know spells? Let us see the means of seeing gods! "

Lei Bo said honestly: "I also thought about using lightning strikes, but with my current strength, I can't do it yet."

"Cut---" Dali and the girl looked at Lei Bo with disdain at the same time, both of them had the same thought: So it's a psychopath!Fantasizing about becoming a god, or cultivating immortality, you still can't do it now. Could it be that you can move mountains and fill seas if you make a breakthrough in retreat?

Grabbing Lei Bo's collar vigorously, he said, "Okay, since you're mentally ill, I don't have much interest in you anymore. I'll beat you up casually today, and lie in the hospital for ten days and a half months. That's fine. "

Lei Bo squinted at the hand that was grasping his collar vigorously, and then said, "Are you going to let me lie down for ten days and a half months? Very good, in this case, if you have appendicitis and a minor operation, you will also lie down for ten days." It will be better in half a month."

"Boy, you got appendicitis if you said it? You're just pretending to be a fairy, so you should try to figure it out first, put on a show! You said you... hiss... ouch... ..”

Before he finished speaking, Dali felt his stomach was like being stabbed by a knife. The pain caused him to break out in a cold sweat, and the hand that grabbed Lei Bo's collar unconsciously moved away.

"Dali, Dali, what's wrong with you?"

The girl hurriedly supported her and asked vigorously.

Dali's face was as white as paper, sweat poured down like rain, and he said with difficulty: "Miss, Miss, this, this kid, is a bit evil...I, I seem to be...really... Appendicitis flares up..."

"Here...you get in the car, I'll drive you to the hospital!" The girl immediately made a decision and was about to help Dali get into the car.

"Hey, hey, beauty, you haven't promised me yet, do you want to date me? If you don't promise me, you won't be able to leave today."

Lei Bo's voice was still so lazy and sloppy.

The girl also found that Leibo was a bit wicked, so she didn't dare to talk back, so she just ignored Leibo.I just decided secretly in my heart: I will tell my dad when I go back, and let someone beat him up, and vent my anger for myself.

After Dali sat in the co-pilot, the girl also sat in the driver's cab, and then started the car.It's just that this car, which has just been bought and is worth several million, can't start at this time!

The girl tried it for a while, feeling startled, angry, and a little frightened.This young man named Lei Bo is simply a super crow mouth!What are you talking about?

Say he is a god?joke!Does God also pick up girls?Ten thousand steps back, even if he is really a god, he can't be picked up by the 'God of Plague'!

Seeing Dali's facial features distorted and suffering, the girl became anxious, and then she remembered to call an ambulance.

But I was dumbfounded when I took out the phone, the phone had no power!She found Dali's mobile phone again, but it still had no power!The battery is still fully charged when I go out!

The girl was about to cry, a little at a loss.

At this moment, half of the car window was rolled down, and a face that both frightened and disgusted her appeared.

"Beauty, do you want to date? You haven't answered me yet!"

"No date, no date, I don't date! I answered you, you can go now! Please don't pester me, please!" The girl roared hysterically.

Lei Bo outside didn't show the slightest embarrassment. He snapped his fingers and said, "Understood, you can go. But if you reject me, no one will like you anymore. If you regret it later, just come to me."

"Asshole!" The girl didn't care about the image of a lady anymore, staying with Leibo for just a second could make her lose control of her emotions.She roared angrily: "Will no one like me, Xiao Yurou? I just casually revealed that I want to marry someone. Those who want to marry me can at least form a reinforcement company! Even if no one really likes me, I can't find you!"

"There are no absolutes! Maybe one day you will cry and beg me to marry you, hey! What a headache I will have then!"

Lei Bo's very flat voice came from outside.

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