There is an island in the portable spring

Although Qin Jian had heard for a long time that the big white geese in the countryside were a bully, he never thought that one day he would be chased and bitten by four big geese. This would really damage the image of a male god.

However, Qin Jian is a very playful person. After discovering that the audience in the live broadcast room might like to see the owner of Baibao Island being unlucky, he deliberately did it, ahem, although there are four aggressive geese, it is very scary.

The drone lowered its height and was suspended two meters above Qin Jian for follow-up shooting. The stable and unusual angle of view made the water friends in the live broadcast room happy and happy.

After all, to tell the truth, no matter how much student Qin Jian goes to the fields to do farm work, he is still 1.8 meters tall, with a handsome face so handsome that he can earn a living in the model circle, and he is very sophisticated and interesting in speaking, and even more so. Not to mention Qin Jian's biggest advantage, that is, this guy is a billionaire with real money!

Don't be fooled by Qin Jian's painting style of pretending to be poor and farming. You only need to know one truth, that is, Baibao Island in Qiandao Lake belongs to Qin Jian alone.

Don't you really think that this treasure island is not worth more than [-] million yuan?No way, no way!

But, hey, the audience is always blind, like watching the supporting roles other than the protagonists in TV dramas and movies, it feels boring to watch, and there are very few pictures, but to be honest, these supporting roles are the entertainment For the middle class in the circle, it should not be too simple if you have a net worth of more than one million.

After all, hundreds of thousands of remuneration for a TV series is the market price. Actors who are not well-known but have acting skills and can appear in many TV series are actually not short of money. They are far more comfortable than ordinary people.

After all, Qin Jian grew up in an ordinary family and received a good education. After all, the parents of the two elementary school teachers are very well-behaved in the world.

With Qin Jian like this, he knew very well that he had to be down-to-earth and shameless during the live broadcast. After all, being poor is a trivial matter for a while, but being handsome is a major event for a lifetime.

The most important thing about a live broadcast is to keep talking. You can't let the audience watch a pantomime, or they will just walk away. After all, there are tens of thousands of live broadcasts on Mengzhan, and it's not just you.

After Qin Jian escaped from the chasing range of the big white goose, he took a deep breath, took out his mobile phone and watched the barrage of the live broadcast, wanting to see what the audience thought, if possible, he was going to go back and challenge the four swans.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. It's so funny that a man as big as the anchor would be chased by a few big geese and flee in embarrassment. Such a big man has no fighting power at all."

"I heard that the combat power of an otaku is only [-] goose, but now it seems that it is only [-]."

"Island owner, don't be afraid, the goose is not a dog, it will give you an injection if it bites you, go to fight bravely, show your courage as a human being, you are born to fight the sky and the earth and the goose fighting."

"Baibao, don't let me, a little girl, look down on you. This can be tolerated. Kill it, don't mention how delicious it is. What kind of fruit tree anchor is it? It must be the most delicious food and broadcast what."

"Hey, isn't it just four geese? My buddy picked up a baseball bat and shot your head with one stick. You're weak."

Qin Jian raised his brows, feeling that his reputation had been damaged. My brother is such a handsome little brother, there are beautiful girls and young women who take the initiative to add Weichat friends on the road, how can he bear such a stigma.

A person who is afraid of geese, a person who gets lost in front of geese, a three-year-old friend of geese, a general who is defeated without a fight, and a geese who seeks defeat alone.

Thinking of these terrible stalks, Qin Jian took a deep breath and swore a poisonous oath to the live broadcast room: "My friends, I will perform my stunts next. According to legend, there is a set of palm techniques that descend from the sky, which can defeat all monsters in this world." The big goose that produces psychological shadows on human beings is the Eighteen Palms of the Goose!"

"However, for the sake of caution, we will not engage in such incredible challenges as a single person charging and beating four geese by a group of people. We will fight guerrilla warfare, retreat strategically, look for a single big goose, and then Launching a lightning attack, knocking down a goose with one palm, this is the real man."

When can you not do fruit tree pruning? Now Qin Jian is really angry. If you want to fight these four big white geese to the death, one side will definitely lose. After all, there will always be winners in this world, so why not Is it me?

Putting down all the heavy burdens, Qin Jian adopted the strategy of going around the back, and then crawled forward, squatting behind a mango tree, staring at the four big geese with thirty little geese earnestly eating insects and grass.

Deliberately lowering the voice, the magnetic bass is like an electric current, full of masculine charm.

Qin Jian has specially practiced oral broadcasting. After all, to be the host of many galas at Jiangnan University, he must speak neatly, with a good voice and clear articulation.

I don't really think that the host of Jiangnan University only needs to be good-looking. Qin Jian has an interesting soul, which is the foundation for him to be able to do well in the student union of the college and the student union of the school.

This kind of fun is a moderate self-deprecation. After all, as long as I take the initiative to hack myself, then others will never be able to hack me.

"Look, everyone, number one is in a daze, number two is taking goose, number three is grazing, and number four is eating earthworms to enjoy themselves. The strategic attack target I have set for the time being, that is, the first firepower concentration point, is one No. [-], because I think No. [-] is a goose, and it is also the only one that didn’t take the initiative to chase and kill me in the siege just now.”

"What does this mean? That is, the goose is definitely not that aggressive. At this time, I take the initiative to attack. The goose will definitely be startled, and then react slowly. At this time, I can happily Use the eighteen palms of the goose, slap the goose's head with one slap, avenge me with one arrow, and then you can escape."

"Oh, no, how could it be said to be escaping? That's too ugly. It looks like I'm weak. It's a strategic retreat after a successful phased victory, in order to win the next wave of team battles. Victory, not losing courage and not daring to continue fighting.”

"However, just in case, when I attacked the No. [-] stupid goose, the other three insidious and cunning big geese launched a sudden group attack on me, so I have to save one hand and prepare for my second supreme goose." A unique skill, the goose-beating stick method that only appears in legends."

"Look, everyone, this long-haired grass is 1.5 meters high and as thick as my middle finger. Hehe, now twist it off, pinch off the front part, and get rid of all the leaves of the grass. It becomes a pure natural grass. It’s a green and pollution-free goose-fighting stick, trust me, I will win the final victory.”

"Stupid goose, go to hell!"