Long Live Hades

Chapter 74

After Wuchang heard Chu Xuanyuan's words, he scratched his head and expressed his bewilderment.

Chu Xuanyuan looked at him like this, then sighed helplessly, it was useless to tell them, but when he looked at Wang Xiaoming and Zhang Wei again, he found that they both had the same expressions.

"You guys are enough." Chu Xuanyuan held his forehead with helplessness on his face. "Although your IQ is not very high, but we have been together for such a long time, it's not that I can't understand everything I say, right?"

"I don't understand!" Wang Xiaoming and Zhang Wei replied affirmatively.

Chu Xuanyuan curled his lips, and simply didn't bother to talk to those two bastards.

Turning his head, he looked at Wuchang again: "Can you describe to me what they look like?"

Wuchang pondered for a moment, and then said: "Can I say I didn't see it? No! Of course not!"

Seeing that Chu Xuanyuan was about to hit someone with clenched fists, Wuchang changed the subject and quickly followed up with his own words.

"Let me just describe it briefly. One of them is wearing a colorful golden glazed mecha. It can be about 50 meters high. The whole person has great power. A punch can definitely kill me." Wuchang began to describe.

"Hey, hello, what is the multicolored golden glazed armor? Is it gold or glazed? Why is it a mecha?" Zhang Wei couldn't help complaining.

"The second one is a super pervert. He is wearing tights and has no eyes. Half a salted egg has been buttoned on the eyes. He is also 50 meters tall, and a building is nothing in front of him." Wuchang continued to describe.

"Hey, hey, are you sure you were taken away by someone? 50 meters! Do you know what 50 meters is? A floor is only about three meters away, and you jumped out of two 50 meters. They can take care of you with just their grip, right?" Zhang Wei scolded.

"No, no, don't worry, let me continue to describe, there is a third one." Wuchang continued. "The third person is not so tall. He is about 1.7 meters. There are two scars on his chest, which are in the shape of an X. He has round eyes and an iconic straw hat. He is a legendary idiot."

"Hey, hey, is he still shouting 'I'm definitely the One Piece'?" Zhang Wei interjected.

"The three things you describe, I feel a familiar feeling." Wang Xiaoming said with a frown.

Wuchang heard what Zhang Wei said, and then nodded quickly: "Yes, yes! That's right! He still has partners! There are nine, Zoro, Sanji, Wu Supu, Chopper, Robin, Nami, Brook, Franky, and the newly joined Jinbe..."

"This is the fucking One Piece, okay?" Zhang Wei couldn't bear it anymore, and wanted to violently hurt others, but Wang Xiaoming stopped him.

Wang Xiaoming signaled Zhang Wei to be quiet: "You think these things are impossible to appear in life, right? But you look back and think about the beginning of the masturbation, and think about the time when I first started women's clothing. At that time, we didn't believe in ghosts." .”

"In order to avoid the old routine of Zhenxiang appearing, we should try our best to believe what he said now. Although what he said is a bit ridiculous, ghosts have appeared, so what else is impossible?" Chu Xuanyuan said to the other two.

Zhang Wei thought about it carefully, this is true!Who the hell does this fucking author know what's going on in his head?Ghosts have appeared, what else is impossible?

Sighing helplessly, he continued to listen.

"Those people are four in total, and there is another one, which is different from the previous ones." Wuchang said. "That person's figure is very petite, he's a loli, ahem, I'll wipe the drool first, um... he's a loli, about 1.6 meters tall, with brown hair, very cute, and I have a hat on it It says platelets."

"Hey, hey, you two just let me kill this idiot, okay? He's getting harder and harder to listen to. This is completely challenging the bottom line of the reader's patience, okay?" Zhang Wei grinned Said. "At the beginning, it was like the big boss in the late stage of fantasy, so I didn't say anything. The second one suddenly changed, and it suddenly turned into Ultraman. The third one was One Piece, you bastard. Damn, why did the platelets appear in the end, don't you know, the sister who is destined for the platelets?"

"Shut up, Fatty, I think what he said really should be pondered." Chu Xuanyuan blocked Zhang Wei's mouth.

Zhang Wei's eyes widened, since you can't believe it, there is probably no one who doesn't know about these things!

However, seeing Chu Xuanyuan calmly analyzing what happened, Zhang Wei's heart collapsed for a moment.

Turning his head to look at Wang Xiaoming, he found that Wang Xiaoming also looked like he had eaten a dead child. He grinned and said to Chu Xuanyuan: "I really want to know why there is such a combination, two 50 meters, one 1.7 meters, and one possibly It's only one meter, why are these four people together..."

"Your sister! Is it time to think about how weird this combination is? Now it's considered plagiarism, okay? Very serious plagiarism!"

"Well, your question should indeed be accepted, it makes sense." Zhang Wei looked at Chu Xuanyuan and came to this desperate conclusion.

Zhang Wei still wanted to say something, but he took a deep breath and decided to forget it.

Originally thought that although they were mentally retarded, there must always be a limit to mental retardation, but their current degree of mental retardation really refreshed Zhang Wei's understanding of the word mental retardation, and further deepened it.

There is no cure for these two guys.

However, at this moment, there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Zhang Wei couldn't bear this group of people anymore, and hurried to open the door.

The door opened, and then a smell of disinfectant rushed into the room, and Wang Xiaoming shivered subconsciously.

Turning their heads hastily, everyone looked outside the gate, and then found a doctor outside.

"Sure enough! He's here! Come on! Catch him as soon as possible! You can't let him run away again." The doctor was shocked at the time, and then waved his hand, a group of white wine coats rushed in, and then tied Wuchang just go.

"What are you doing! My protagonist! I am your father! What are you doing? I created you, don't kill me! Don't!" Wuchang shouted hoarsely, but with a shot of tranquilizer, There was no sound in an instant.

"I'm really sorry for causing you trouble. I'm really sorry. We've been arresting this psychopath for a long time." The white coat walked up to Wang Xiaoming and Chu Xuanyuan and said.

All three of them froze, staring straight at the doctor.

"Doctor, what's the matter with this? He's our client, so why don't you just take him away?" Wang Xiaoming's voice was slightly dissatisfied.

"Oh, it's like this. He has some mental problems, so he always fantasizes about impossible things. His spirit was hit before, because he often hit the street, and he was destined to hit the street when he wrote it. Thank you, and none of the readers commented, so the whole person is crazy, he is not dangerous, he just fantasizes about something, and I am really sorry for the inconvenience caused." The doctor bowed to them bow.

"That was a week ago, because our duty officer went to the toilet, and then he ran out." The doctor said to them

Both Chu Xuanyuan and Wang Xiaoming were stunned.

They never thought of it!

This guy actually ran out of a mental hospital, and he was really mentally ill.

The doctor looked at them with a look of surprise, and then asked, "Don't you take his words seriously?"

Wang Xiaoming and Zhang Weiqi shook their heads, both of them remembered the novels they had read.

"No, absolutely not." The two said in unison.

The doctor looked at them strangely, and then said to them: "How about...you follow me for a mental examination?"

"No, no, no." Wang Xiaoming waved his hands after hearing this, and then pushed the doctor out of the door.

After the doctor left, the three fell into a long silence.

The three of you look at me, and I look at you. It seems that all three of them have undergone surgery to remove their vocal cords, and they are all dumb.

"So, not only did we lose time, but most importantly, we also lost a pot of radish and beef?" Zhang Wei said with an aggrieved expression.

"Think about the good news, for example, we still have a basket of radishes left." Wang Xiaoming said with a crying face.

"This time the author didn't follow the routine, and made a mistake." Chu Xuanyuan shook his head helplessly. "It seems that the author is not only fighting wits and courage with the editor in charge, but also hasn't forgotten to play us."

"Xuanyuan, I'm hungry." Zhang Wei said while covering his stomach, looking at Chu Xuanyuan with an aggrieved expression.

"I'm hungry too. That big pot of beef is delicious, but unfortunately I didn't eat a single bite." Wang Xiaoming said, clutching his stomach.

"Okay, okay, stop talking, let's go, let's go to the buffet, I heard that there is a newly opened western food buffet." Chu Xuanyuan said.