Happy Hand Village Doctor

Chapter 2 Fool's Gold

"……what?"

When the girl with the ponytail was holding a few coins in her pocket and was hesitant to buy gold, she was stunned for a moment when she heard the woman's question, and then she blushed and explained, "I'm not him..."

But Jiang Cheng, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "Okay, let me pick a piece."

Without giving the ponytail girl a chance to say more, Jiang Cheng directly got up and reached for the handbag on the armrest of the seat diagonally in front of him. I like to save face with money...

Unexpectedly, Jiang Cheng's half-reached hand suddenly changed direction and grabbed the woman's chest!The girl with ponytail let out a soft cry when she saw this, and she was glad that she didn't rashly talk to this person before, and dared to harass the opposite sex in front of so many passengers, she must be a bad person!

"What are you doing?"

The woman had sharp eyes and quick hands, and immediately raised her arm to block Jiang Cheng's hand, stepped back two steps with staring eyes and asked loudly, but Jiang Cheng withdrew his hand unhurriedly, and said with a half-smile: "Isn't this arm taken by your family?" Was the man injured? It looks pretty neat now."

The woman froze, and the passengers looked at each other in dismay. According to common sense, the shoulders were so bloody and bloody that it was impossible for her arms to be so flexible, and one could tell from her expression that it didn't hurt at all to lift her arms so vigorously. Could it be that the injury was a lie? human?

"The smell of pig's blood is not much different from that of human blood, but I can just smell it."

Jiang Cheng said lightly, then pointed to the gold in the bag and said, "Sell fakes blatantly, aren't you afraid that the folks will send you to the police?"

The woman's face changed when she heard the words, and the passengers who bought the gold immediately became anxious, and stood up and shouted for a refund. She recovered and simply did not explain the problem of the injury, and argued: "Why do you say that my gold is fake? Is it? This is real gold, and it is recognized by other geology professors!"

The well-dressed geology professor raised his chin slightly, looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt, and snorted: "I have studied geology for half my life in the provincial capital university, you want to say that my eyesight is not as good as yours soldier of fortune?"

"Oh, you've studied geology for half your life?"

Jiang Cheng pretended to be surprised and sighed, and then asked back: "Then I would like to ask you, an expert, what two shapes do mafic lava usually form?"

"This……"

The professor of geology did not expect that the other party would ask such a question. When he noticed the gazes of the crowd, a layer of cold sweat burst out from his back, and he said with a little confidence: "Which other two can it be? Isn't it the iron shape and the magnesium shape... ..."

"Fuck your motherfucker!"

Jiang Cheng suddenly stopped drinking, scaring the professor of geology to retreat in a hurry. He snatched the bag, grabbed a piece of gold about the size of a fist, stared at the woman and said leisurely: "Everyone knows that real gold is soft, you can use a hammer to touch it." If you smash it, it will turn into a gold cake, you say it is real gold, do you dare to smash it and try?"

The woman was already a little flustered, and when she was about to refuse, the passengers on the ship shouted, "Smash! Smash!"

Jiang Cheng completely ignored the woman's terrified and tangled expression, and casually took off the life-saving hammer hanging on the ship's window and smashed it hard at the gold nugget, only to hear a crisp "click", and the whole gold shattered into countless small pieces. Down splash!

Throwing the bag on the ground, Jiang Cheng said coldly: "This thing has nothing to do with gold at all. It's pyrite, also called fool's gold, and it's worthless at all."

The girl with ponytail next to her stared blankly at Jiang Cheng's side face. She was witty and knowledgeable. She dared to stand up and expose the liar who was obviously committed by a gang. deep impression...

"The worthless Huang Tie used to cheat me of 500 yuan, do you still have a conscience? Get the money back! Get the money back quickly!"

An obese uncle angrily walked out of his seat to argue with the woman, but was dragged to the ground by the person behind him. It was the fisherman who had been closely cooperating with the scam from the beginning!At this time, he took out a short-handled steel fork from the luggage and put it against the fat uncle's face, cursing with a ferocious expression: "Call again, tell me to fork you to death!"

At the same time, the professor of geology also raised his hand and pulled out a long square knife from behind his collar. He had always kept his waist straight not only to pretend to be a scholar, but also because he couldn't bend freely with such a knife on his back.

"Little soldier, you've learned a little bit of geology and you're pretending outside. Come on, show me another one now!"

The professor of geology pointed a knife at Jiang Cheng with a gloomy face, and then winked at the woman. The latter reached out and pulled the ponytail girl who was a little distracted, pressed a dagger to her throat, and said provocatively to Jiang Cheng : "Stinky boy, if you are capable of ruining our good deeds, will you be able to keep your partner right now?"

The girl with the ponytail was well-behaved since she was a child, and she never experienced such a battle. For a while, her pretty face turned pale, and she looked at Jiang Cheng for help, but at this moment, the fisherman took out a revolver from his pocket with the other hand !It looks very old-fashioned, but it doesn't delay killing!

"You are not willing to buy gold honestly, so I can only do a little promotion. If you don't want to be shot, hurry up and hand over your cash, mobile phone, watch, and jewelry!"

The passengers, who were still excited a moment ago, immediately stopped facing the muzzle of the gun, and handed over the money tremblingly amidst the fisherman's scolding. It is difficult to protect oneself, and of course no one can take care of saving the ponytail girl.

Jiang Cheng, who was pointed at by the long knife, looked at the girl with a twisted face, and said calmly: "She is not my partner."

The ponytail girl immediately showed despair when she heard the words. Although Jiang Cheng was telling the truth, saying it at this time is tantamount to admitting that he gave up saving her!

"It's your acquaintance."

The professor of geology snorted coldly. He seemed to be the leader of the trio of swindlers. He stretched out his hand and pulled the ponytail girl over. He said with an evil smile, "Come on, come on, let your soldier ruffian see what a boat shake is!"

The fisherman, who was wary of Jiang Cheng, smiled disdainfully when he saw this, and continued to collect money with the woman with a gun in his hand. The professor of geology kicked the frightened conductor away, and wiped the tearful ponytail The girl was sitting on the seat and was about to untie her trousers belt, when suddenly she heard a "woo", but the life-saving hammer in Jiang Cheng's hand flew past his ear and hit the fisherman's forehead directly!

Caught off guard, the fisherman who was hit hard on the head groaned and fell on his back. Before the woman had time to pick up the gun, she was kicked out of the way by Jiang Cheng, who ran over quickly. The geology professor swung a knife in anger. But he turned around to dodge, and slapped him down to the ground with a solid slap!

"It's not necessarily a soldier who wears camouflage and meddles outside."

Jiang Cheng showed his white teeth, and said with a light smile, "I'm a reform-through-labour prisoner just released."

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