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Chapter 80 Swollen!

Qin Feng’s subtle and humorous words also made the audience in the live broadcast burst into laughter. The other tool he mentioned is naturally a tool unique to men, and the one used to make mud is naturally his urine. Qin Feng said it before , Urine is also very important in the desert, and you can even drink your own urine at a critical moment.

And Qin Feng is now using his own urine to mix with the mud. He gathered a pile of sand and urinated, and then Qin Feng didn't rush to wipe his face, but went under the dead tree first, A fire was built, and all the firewood collected just now was put on it. When the fire became bigger, Qin Feng put all the bushes with green leaves on it.

Immediately billowing green smoke came out, showing a strange whiteness in the dark night, covering the entire beehive, and the whole beehive suddenly seemed like a green hill in a thick fog, covered in thick smoke, Qin Feng taught everyone how to give birth to beehives in the rain forest before. Qingyan, so I didn't explain too much at the moment.

"Okay, let's go wipe the mud. You may think that I can't stand it, but in fact I can completely accept it. The smell of urine is better than rotten eggs." Qin Feng said to the camera, squatting in front of himself In front of the "masterpiece" of the "masterpiece", I started to mix the mud with my hands, and then began to wipe it on my face.

Qin Feng said it easily, but when he actually wiped his face, his brows were still wrinkled into a pimple. You can tell how bad the smell is from his expression, and the audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"Wow, what live broadcast am I watching, what anchor am I following, is this still me?"

"Although it is for survival in the wild, this is too funny, haha ​​(pig laughs)."

"Brother Feng is so cute and handsome like this. Brother Feng looks like this every day, he is as mighty as the Monkey King."

"I can feel the anger through the screen..."

"Brother Feng must have done this kind of thing a lot when he was a child, it depends on how skilled he is."

"Brother Feng, come on, even if you are Brother Feng who is full of urine, you are still the most handsome in my heart!"

"It's not easy for the anchor. To show us how to pick honey, he sacrificed himself like this."

"Everyone, stop laughing. Brother Feng is here to let us learn this trick so that we can protect ourselves in case of danger in the future. Don't laugh, haha, forget it, I can't help it, hahaha."

Qin Feng was helpless watching the joy in the live broadcast room. He had already smeared mud all over his face. After getting used to the smell, Qin Feng felt that it was okay. You can see that there are many bees flying out of the hive, and they want to defend their homeland with their teeth and claws.

"Wait another minute or two. It's been smoked for five or six minutes just now, and it should be almost the same now, but I still want to wait a little longer and try not to be stung by bees for a while, otherwise my hard work will be in vain. You see , the bees have already left the nest now, even if they are still there, they are dizzy by Xun."

Qin Feng found some green leaves and shrubs to fill them in, and then blew on them to make the fire burn hotter and the smoke thicker. Qin Feng covered his exposed face, neck, and hands with mud. After confirming, Qin Feng Feng watched the hive walk past, and there are still many bees spinning around in the hive, which made Qin Feng a little afraid.

But hesitating any longer would be a waste of time. Qin Feng naturally didn't want to waste time, so he took off his coat, wrapped the entire beehive with the coat, and then took it off. Qin Feng was deeply in the thick smoke, and naturally he couldn't stand it. , so after picking it off, he put the hive in the place and hurriedly took out the dagger.

"Snapped!"

Qin Feng slapped the bees that wanted to get closer, but when one was slapped away, two came, and after two were slapped, three came. These bees have been smoked for so long, and some still have extremely strong fighting power. Qin Feng can't slap them. He wanted to finish it quickly and leave. Qin Feng separated the honeycomb with a dagger and quickly found a place to store honey.

That is the only place where the whole brown-black honeycomb is bright yellow. The honey is as golden as liquid gold. Qin Feng can't help but take a deep breath of the sweet smell. It is the fragrance of flowers. Almost all the shrubs and cacti in this Gobi I am afraid that most of the pollination depends on this hive.

Of course, Qin Feng was intoxicated, but he was not slow in his hands. He directly cut off a piece of golden and smooth honey, and threw it into his mouth. The sweetness burst in his mouth immediately, and there was also a strange fragrance, as if he saw the boundless sea of ​​flowers. Of course , This is because Qin Feng himself was too tired and hungry, so he felt so delicious after eating.

"Ah, I was stung." Qin Feng suddenly covered the left side of his face, it hurt so badly, he didn't expect that Qin Feng had already been stung in a short while, and many bees began to gather around If it weren't for the mud that Qin Feng was wrapped in, Qin Feng would probably be stung into a sieve now.

After being stung, Qin Feng's first reaction was not to save himself, but to get honey first. Qin Feng directly cut off a large piece of honey with a dagger, then threw it into his backpack, and then continued to cut some small pieces around it. After the hive was emptied, Qin Feng pulled up the zipper of his backpack in satisfaction, took his coat and fled in a hurry.

But even so, there were still many bees chasing Qin Feng, so Qin Feng had to slap hard with his coat to push away all the bees chasing him. At this moment, Qin Feng felt his entire face swell up, He's been stung before and it's starting to work.

However, there were not many bees chasing Qin. Qin Feng quickly slapped them away or killed them with his coat. Qin Feng finally shook his coat to make sure there were no bees inside, and then put it on.At this moment, Qin Feng was too miserable to look at. He checked himself with the camera. Although he was only stung four times, they were all on his face.

There is one on the left face, three on the right face, and one above and one below the right eye. Qin Feng soon felt that his right eye could not be opened, the bottom and top were swollen, and the eyelid was very swollen. , and the right side of the face seemed to contain a lollipop, swollen and tall, and the skin became red and blue.

"Damn it, I'm really..." It was Qin Feng who couldn't help being rude. After he finished speaking, he sat on the ground weakly. He felt as if he was being beaten right now. The lump looked horrible, and what was even more tragic was that these images were clearly seen by the audience in his live broadcast room.

"Brother Feng, don't feel inferior, I want to see your handsome face!"

"Haha, I just came back from playing games, why did Brother Feng become like this?"

"Brother Feng, don't be afraid, in our hearts, you are still the most handsome."

"My god, how will this anchor see people in the future."