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After Xitang said goodbye to the bird, he wandered aimlessly on the street. He didn't understand the purpose of this punishment decision, but he thought that all the benefits he had before were gone, so he began to question the next period of time. Life unfolded all kinds of restless fantasies.

"Tomb smoke milk tea shop, address..." Xi Tang looked at the note in his hand and silently wrote down the address. The person called Granny Crow, he has already made arrangements for going to school in advance, and Granny Crow can help him solve the problem of accommodation. In addition, she told himself that this mother-in-law has a weird temper, so she must be good in the future. get along.

"It's the tomb smoke and the crow's... There's nothing warm and positive about it..." Xi Tang muttered helplessly, thinking about how he had done his duty before, and mixed up like this now, in his heart Very aggrieved, he crumpled the note into a ball as if venting, threw it heavily to the ground, and cursed: "Fuck Nima's positive energy, crows are the warmest, I like crows the most!"

"Society is cold and ruthless, only this square dance still has some warmth..." Suddenly a cool wind blew on the hot street, and an ethereal voice came from behind Xitang, "If I dance fast enough, my loneliness can't catch up with me..."

"Hmm..." Xitang turned around and saw an old lady with half-white hair standing behind her. Perhaps because of the hot weather, the old lady's face was rosy and she looked energetic, and her equipment was extremely With impact: red short sleeves, white trousers, fashion shoes with red and white contrast stitching, a pair of khaki socks are even more eye-catching, a few goji chrysanthemums float up and down in the thermos cup in the left hand, and a cattail fan in the right hand is also quite stylish The old retro wind, the cool breeze, either comes from the cattail fan, or the confident and dignified face.

"Lonely can't catch up with you, but blood pressure can." Xitang said lightly, "The elderly should exercise reasonably."

"...Young man, I want to tell you that you litter!" The old lady was silent for a while, and then said coldly, "The person in charge of the sanitation here is Aunt Liu from the neighborhood committee, who gave her the nickname 'Dark Night Dancer' Ji', you can be regarded as the main competitor in my circle, but even so, I want to condemn your behavior!"

"I'm sorry!" Xi Tang apologized immediately.

"'Dark Dancer' Aunt Liu said that she has been cleaning this street for 3 years, but she still can't get rid of the flaws in her heart...Is this street too dirty?" The old lady said sadly, " No, it's the human heart that is dirty! When the human heart is clean, the streets are also clean! It's like... hey, boy, what are you looking for?"

"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm looking for where I lost that piece of paper!" Xitang bottomed his body and searched on the ground, while lowering his voice and said deeply, "As long as I search carefully enough, I can find that piece of paper. Randomly discarded balls of paper, find lost self..."

This old lady still has a sense of social responsibility. Who said that old people can only grab seats and touch porcelain?Aren't there many old people like the one in front of me, with the flame of love for life burning in their hearts, dancing on the square again and again?Xitang still admired the old lady, so after finding the note and picking it up, he said to the old lady: "I was careless just now, I must pay attention to it in the future, and I must be a good citizen who abides by social morality!"

After Xitang finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave, but before he could take a step, the old lady grabbed his clothes, and the old lady said coldly: "You can leave as soon as you want? You are suspected of crimes against humanity, I want to report You, follow me to the police station!"

"..." Xitang's face was covered with cold sweat, and he became anti-human by throwing a note?This hat is a little too much... How can I stand on the opposite side of all human beings?

...

Fang Yan passed the interview very smoothly, although it was very difficult to become an agent of the Secret Service, and the acceptance rate was extremely low.At this time, she also understood why her best friend asked her to dress up like this, because the mysterious interviewer told her the answer.

"Girl, how old are you this year? Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Girl, do you mind talking about life with a mature uncle who is facing emotional crisis?"

"Girl, what are your measurements? When ordering a uniform, you must fit it well. If you leave more space, you can't be restrained. Or do you prefer the feeling of being restrained?"

It was these three questions that had nothing to do with the interview that made her become an intern detective. Thinking of this ideal, she worked hard day and night to improve her cultivation, and read a lot of materials to fully understand the severe situation that the practice alliance is currently facing ...But these preparations were completely useless in the interview, and it was in vain that I was still worried that I would be affected because I got lost and was late.

"Forget it, since my ideal is to maintain the tranquility of the city, now that I have a suitable identity, I don't have to think about that wretched face anymore..." Fang Yan comforted himself, "Now we just need to wait for the situation to be resolved." Arrange missions here, I must perform well to make these men look at me with admiration, and if I meet that subway pervert again, I will not let him go this time!"

In short, Fang Yan was very happy to become an intern detective. She had a beautiful imagination about her life in the next period, and before she knew it, she came to a street that she had never been before. On the street, A teenager was entangled with an old lady in a very strange posture.

"Old man, let's have something to say. Now is a society ruled by law, and everyone is a civilized person who washes his hands before and after meals, so..." Xi Tang looked at the old lady with a firm expression, and said helplessly, "So Can you get off of me first?"

At this time, the old lady hugged Xitang's arm tightly with both hands, and at the same time her legs were lifted off the ground, clamping around Xitang's waist... Xitang is not short, but has a strong physique. The old lady's weight It's completely acceptable, but this posture is really indecent.

The weather was already hot, and a bean-sized bead of sweat oozed from Xitang's forehead. He sang along the way and flowed down his cheeks to his chin. In the end, it was difficult to resist gravity, and he fell to the ground. The two of them had maintained this position without knowing it. After a while, the scene fell into embarrassment.

"Young man, you have good physical strength," the old lady said first, "You are still the first to maintain this posture for so long."

When Xitang heard this, he understood that this was not the first time for this old lady to do this kind of thing. It seemed that he had met Pengci. He praised her for her sense of social responsibility just now, but he didn't expect to type it just a few hundred words later. My own face, it seems that today, I am not allowed to have a good time, okay, if the enemy doesn't move, I won't move, I will spend time with you, whoever gets heat stroke first loses!

After thinking about it, Xi Tang smiled slightly, and said: "Old lady, you are always strong and strong, this trick is old and rooted, and you can't practice it in a few years!"