Shameless Warlock

The general world's item classification method is relatively general.

In addition to the inherent attributes of ordinary items, the extra functions are often lackluster; the next level is the magic items that Xu Nan has more contact with.

In fact, the gap between magic items is often greater than that between magic items and ordinary items, but reality is not a game after all, and it is difficult to classify everything into different categories.

Above magic items, legendary items and sub-legendary items are often the ones with better quality.

Legendary items often have domain effects, have some professional characteristics, and correspond to the "authority" or "domain" of artifacts; sub-legendary items are worse, but sub-legendary items usually have good potential. Has the potential to be a true legendary item.

But it takes a highly skilled alchemist to do it.

In addition, unlike ordinary magic items, those items with a "story background" are often classified as epic or mythical. The distinction between these two types of items is vague and largely depends on the source of the item's backstory, the influence of the protagonist in the story, and the actual utility of the item.

Epic or mythic items are not necessarily better than all sub-legendary items, or even good magic items; but these items with background stories are often sought after by certain groups of people.

In addition, unlike legendary and sub-legendary items, epic or mythical items, because of the specific stories handed down, often have personality bonuses, and can play a crushing role in some specific occasions .

Therefore, it is biased to judge whether an item is strong or not simply by its quality.

Compared with these classification methods commonly used in the general world, Xu Nan believes that the [Comprehensive Scorecard] system circulated within the Lost Paradise is more suitable for evaluating the quality of items.

The reason why the heartthrob set is sought after by warlocks is because of its outstanding attributes on the one hand, and on the other hand, each item in this set is at the forefront of the comprehensive scorecard.

And the same goes for the Noisy Wand.

Xu Nan simply used the rules of the comprehensive scorecard to evaluate the score of Noisy Magic Clothes, and found that this wand, which was suspected to be made by Ron himself, had a super high score of 98,000.

This is already at the top of the magic wand, and those who can surpass it are all true legendary wands.

...

The steps to identify the owner of the wand vary. Some wands are very troublesome and require a lot of extra steps to meet the requirements of the wand for the owner;

The noisy wand was obviously sealed here by Ron, and it should have been processed. If Xu Nan wants to become the owner of the noisy wand, he only needs to recite the spell sealed in cipher text at the end of the wand.

Soon, Xu Nan's low singing sound came from the tomb.

Clap clap!

A crisp sound came from inside the wand, as if a person who had been asleep for 10,000 years had just woken up and was exercising his muscles and bones.

Xu Nan's right hand tightly grasped the noisy wand, and he could feel a surge of magical power pouring into his body, which did not conflict with his own blood power, but melted together well.

This magical power should have come from Ron, and together with the noisy wand, it was sent into Xu Nan's body as a gift for future generations.

His blue bar has increased by a full third, greatly making up for the Warlock's spellcasting limit!

The spells that come with the wand are very powerful, not to mention that it can provide Xu Nan with many additional spell-casting bonuses-these data are often not displayed on the wand panel, and Xu Nan needs to test them one by one.

This is also the meaning of sub-legendary items. After all, Ron certainly did not enter the data of the noisy wand into the Lost Paradise, and the Lost Paradise system can only detect things that are easy to detect.

Just when Xu Nan was thinking about it, a gentle and magnetic voice sounded beside his ear——

"Good morning, vegetable chicken!"

"Are you my new master? Why do you look like you have kidney deficiency, and your eyes are full of doubts? Don't be ridiculous, you don't really think that I am my master so I won't spray you?"

"Get your dirty hands away from me, look at your mentally handicapped face, it looks like you have polio plus Alzheimer's..."

The voice is very soft, the voice is also very pleasant, quite magnetic.

But what he said was unbearable!

Xu Nan once thought that he was hallucinating.

He carefully read the instructions of the wand, didn't he mean that this thing was just noisy?

"What? Stop talking? Are you still dumb? It's so pitiful, my little sweetheart, don't worry, I won't discriminate against the disabled, I will spray what I should, so you will feel better? You stupid cross……"

"Hey, pretending to be pitiful? This trick doesn't work on your uncle or me."

"You have Ron's breath on you. It's really sad. That damn guy Ron hasn't died yet?"

Noisy wand chattered.

Xu Nan glanced at Ben Frank next to him, and found that he seemed to have not heard at all, and was concentrating on excavating the ancient artifacts.

It seems that this guy only speaks in his own heart.

Xu Nan's silence provoked another round of cynicism from Noisy Wand. This guy could have been renamed Poison Tongue Wand. From the moment Xu Nan unsealed the spell of acknowledging the Lord, he has been spraying like crazy and can't stop!

After a while, Xu Nan said silently in his heart:

"Are you serious?"

"You're not disabled?!" The noisy wand taunted unceremoniously, "You can't find a way to communicate with me now, do you? Oh, that's really stupid!"

Xu Nan smiled.

Come on, right?

He figured it out, this noisy wand was trying to show him off!

Xu Nan is indeed a gentle, elegant and easy-going person, but after living on the earth for so long, surfing the Internet world with keyboard warriors every day, he has learned a thing or two about success.

This noisy magic wand actually wants to break Xu Nan's mind with a troll, it's just a dream.

"Can you still laugh in this situation? It looks like..."

Before he could finish talking about the wand, a terrifying stream of information swept in like a landslide and tsunami. Through Xu Nan's spiritual consciousness, it directly broke into the inside of the wand!

That was the roar of keyboard warriors in Xu Nan's memory!

That is the swearing essence of Internet trolls fighting against others with 72 hours of high-intensity laning in the field they are best at!

That was also the most convenient way for Xu Nan to extract memory and carry out mental attacks after he was promoted to Apostle of Desire.

In the face of these elegant and easy-going information flows, at first, the Noisy Wand was able to resist for a while, relying on its low quality, and reluctantly fought back; but soon, it was only left with stubborn resistance.

Although the general world is magical, the Internet in the 21st century is really terrible.

Xu Nan has learned so many mental attack vocabulary just by watching. Even if it loses some of its essence in the common language, it is enough to deal a fatal blow to a deliberately provocative guy like Noisy Wand.

What's more terrible is that Xu Nan discovered that the wand of noise can actually only do some very basic vicious verbal attacks, and is not good at roundabout cynicism.

It was able to withstand the straightforward language attack at the beginning; later, when it encountered yin and yang and strange words, it completely stopped.

Two minutes later, the Noisy Wand completely lost its domineering air, and obediently confessed.

At least in terms of spraying people, Xu Nan completely suppressed this magic wand, thus gaining its approval.

The jerky arcane talisman culture streamed into Xu Nan's finger and arm joints.

Noisy wand recognition completed!

In order to prevent this guy from continuing to chatter, Xu Nan thought for a while and decided to deposit the noisy wand with the Celestial Goose.

He really wanted to see what kind of chemical reaction this kind of chattering guy would have when he met the taciturn monk Goose.

...

Generally speaking, Xu Nan is still very satisfied with the things given in the window. His gains after this trip are actually very amazing, and he earns more than normal adventures.

The only thing that puzzled him was that he didn't find the crystal coffin in the mission description.

Offee once mentioned that the binary star core is the most important, and the crystal coffin may hide the information left by Ron, which is also very important.

So after Xu Nan entered the tomb, he has been looking for the crystal coffin, but the tomb is so big, unless there is a dark room, it can't accommodate the crystal coffin at all.

"Being preempted by someone? It's unlikely."

It seems that this tomb has never been opened.

Xu Nan overturned the thoughts in his heart and took out the last thing in the window.

It was a very broken page of papyrus with some ancient characters written on it. Xu Nan pondered for a while and found that he couldn't read this kind of characters at all!

Not even the Paradise Lost system can discern the source of the text.

Xu Nan tried to identify them, and found that these characters were very similar to pictographs, and one of them was somewhat similar to the Chinese "Shang", but he was not sure. It stands to reason that when Ron was active, the earth hadn't been captured or even locked, so what he left behind was unlikely to have anything to do with the earth.

However, in view of the relationship with Ron's tomb, Xu Nan still carefully stored the book that was suspected to have the word "Shang" written on it.

Then there was nothing to do.

He observed the things in the tomb, except for the central display window, it was the pile of cultural relics next to it.

At this moment, Ben Frank is in full swing conducting antiquities identification, and Xu Nan doesn't quite have the heart to disturb his active work.

But he always had doubts in his heart.

"Since this is a tomb, what about the coffin or coffin?"

He whispered to himself.

Even if Ron didn't bury himself here, there must be a form, right? At the very least, this tomb doesn't even have room for a coffin!

His words were like an electric shock, touching Ben who was looking at it with a magnifying glass.

The latter jumped up suddenly: "What you said makes sense!"

"Three previous experiences in Ron's tomb, although I was late, I also saw three standard crystal coffins!"

"I said that I always feel that there is something missing in this tomb..."

When Xu Nan heard the words, he began to look around, and opened the superspiritual vision by the way.

Sure enough, is this tomb just a cover?

Used to attract grave robbers who successfully break in?

So what is hidden in the real crystal coffin?

"So, can you find the Chamber of Secrets?"

After all, Xu Nan is not a professional in tomb robbery, and has to rely on temple looters to shine in this regard.

"Secret room?" Ben was stunned for a moment, then understood Xu Nan's meaning, and laughed out loud:

"Don't you think the lines on the ceiling of the tomb are dazzling?"

Xu Nan was stunned for a moment, looked up carefully, and found that there were indeed some light bends in some places on the lines of the ceiling.

"This is……"

He floated up slowly on the magic carpet, and soon touched a cold plate object in midair.

"As expected of Ron, a genius design."

Ben looked wild.

Xu Nan pondered for a moment, threw a bottle of anti-invisibility dust, and then saw clearly the true face of the crystal coffin hanging from the ceiling.

This is a very rare fully transparent crystal coffin, and it also has constant rare visual magic instead of illusion, which is why Xu Nan didn't notice it before.

The connection between the crystal coffin and the ceiling was not complicated. He flew up with a magic carpet to deal with it, and then placed the coffin smoothly in the tomb.

Just avoid the window in the middle.

"It seems a bit big." Ben gently stroked the edge of the crystal coffin and muttered.

Xu Nan nodded. He looked at the size of the coffin and compared the width of the tomb passage. He was surprised to find that the length, width and height of this thing far exceeded the average diameter of the tomb passage!

"How did he bring it in?" Xu Nan was a little puzzled.

He has already tried it. This crystal coffin has special characteristics and cannot be stored in a storage device. It cannot be made by splicing itself. What's more, the constant spell on the crystal coffin guarantees that it cannot be scaled. ...

Which immediately begs the question: how did Ron get this thing in?

Although this question is strange, it is not critical. The key is another question caused by this question!

"How should I take it?"

Xu Nan had a headache.

This crystal coffin is a mission item formulated by a councilor-level mission. Although it did not say that it must be taken back intact, if it is broken and taken away, the ghost knows whether the information left by Ron will disappear...

"This is the problem left by Ron, right?"

Looking at the narrow tomb passage, Xu Nan, who was lost in thought, thought so.

Ben next to him didn't have that much thought, he was only interested in the crystal coffin itself, but unfortunately, there was no obvious text information left in the crystal coffin.

From the outside, it looks like an empty crystal coffin.

"Congratulations! Found a real treasure!"

A voice very similar to the sound of the noisy wand sounded in the tomb, and Xu Nan and Ben raised their heads at the same time.

"Please dig out the secrets in the crystal coffin to your heart's content!"

"If you don't understand it, you will face punishment!"

As soon as the words fell, a thick gate fell directly, sealing the road from the tomb to the tomb in an instant!

There was a sense of unrest in the entire tomb.

"Not good!" Ben rushed over, checked it, and found that the gate was so heavy that it was impossible to pry it open!

Reluctantly, he ran to the main switch platform and tried to open the gate, but failed in the end.

His eyes fell on the crystal coffin.

"Do you understand the secret?" Ben frowned: "This is the first time I have dealt with the unexplored Ron's tomb. I didn't expect such a strange design..."

Xu Nan, on the other hand, looked at the flawless crystal coffin quietly, and suddenly smiled recently.

He turned to Ben and asked, "Do you believe me?"

Ben hesitated, then nodded.

At this moment, he also came to his senses. The organs in the tomb are obviously inexhaustible. Xu Nan was able to approach the main switch platform while being cursed in his body, and won three evaluations of perfect answers. This must not be as handsome as his appearance.

"Do you need my cooperation?" Ben asked.

"Well, I helped smash it." Xu Nan said decisively.

Ben just hesitated for a while, and didn't hesitate, he just took out the thing and smashed it!

It was his usual archaeological chisel, and it was the most suitable for smashing coffins.

Crash!

The texture of the crystal coffin was very ordinary. Ben knocked it twice casually, and it shattered immediately. The fine pieces fell to the ground, but they were all rolled up by Xu Nan's magic carpet.

The multicolored brilliance was repeatedly refracted, and for a while, the light in the tomb was so beautiful that it was fascinating.

But seeing Xu Nan grabbed a coffin board the size of his forehead, stuffed it into his mouth without saying a word, and started gnawing!

cross la la...

The crisp chewing sound resounded continuously in the tomb.

Ben on the side was so shocked that the archaeological chisel in his hand almost dropped!

【You took Ron's coffin board...】

【You gained knowledge-an anecdote...】

Xu Nan gnawed while digesting the information attached to the crystal coffin.

Seeing Ben's shocked but speechless expression, he just thought it was funny, and immediately curled his lips into a smile and said:

"What's wrong? Haven't seen it?"

Ben nodded obediently.

Xu Nan comforted and said: "You will get used to it after watching too much. There are always many unexpected things in this world."

Ben hesitated for a while, and finally pointed to Xu Nan's mouth and said:

"You're bleeding..."

...

...

At the same time, a corner of the frost giant's bedroom.

Song Ying solemnly finished drawing a very complicated summoning circle.

For this, she consumed a large barrel of oak sap and more valuable materials.

"It's finally done."

"I hope that luck will be better this time. After all, you are strong, and I can share more with you."

she murmured to herself.

Soon, in the summoning circle, a dark little thing crawled out.

He was like a little kid who fell into a black mud pit, with black viscous liquid bubbling all over his body, looking dirty.

"You are fine!"

"I have sensed the godhead of the frost giant."

"This time, I will definitely not miss!"

The little boy walked out of the circle with difficulty, and looked at Song Ying eagerly.

Song Ying showed a hint of vigilance: "Don't touch me!"

The little boy said helplessly: "I am the son of the dark moon after all, the god on the ground who gave you a job, why don't you give me some face?"

"Can't you pick some high-quality oak juice when you use the summoning ceremony?"

"And what materials did you mix in, I always think it stinks!"

Song Ying pinched her nose and said bluntly:

"If you want good materials, you have to add money; the question is, do you have money?"

The Son of the Dark Moon stomped angrily: "I have given you a lot of extra specialties and skills!"

"I let you be a voter, and you are not happy!"

Song Ying sneered:

"Of course I'm not happy if you want me to work for nothing."

"It's time to dawdle, it's too late, let's see if the frost giant godhead you want is still there!"

The Son of the Dark Moon nodded, and was about to run towards the Frost Giant's bedroom, but when he turned around, he found that Song Ying was still standing there, and he couldn't help but depressed: "What are you waiting for?"

Song Ying said calmly:

"My mission is complete."

"If you want a godhead, grab it yourself."

The Son of the Dark Moon was a little dumbfounded.

He rubbed the dirt on his face uneasily, finally heaved a long sigh, and looked at Song Ying rather flatteringly:

"Why don't we discuss it again?"

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