Shameless Warlock

Xu Nan never imagined that the protoss consciousness in the blue dream, who should still be ignorant, would throw herself on the lightning rod of the Eiffel Tower...!

No wonder he always felt unsteady on his feet.

Luckily he has a magic carpet.

At times like this, he was always very grateful to Stephen Sang's alchemists. If Jiang Yuanchi made the fake magic carpet, he might not know when he could rush back to China!

He looked down and saw that there were not many people under the Eiffel Tower at dawn.

It seems that this task can be done!

What's wrong? Just allow the French to build a symbol of male genitalia over a thousand feet, and not allow us to let ourselves go here? (Note 1.)

Xu Nan took over the task at that time, this is one of the few tasks that he will not hesitate!

Then……

He ran to the restroom of the Eiffel Tower to pee happily!

No way, the task doesn't stipulate where to release yourself? The toilets on the Eiffel Tower are also included in the tower!

Xu Nan is not an idiot, he's really peeing, what if he becomes famous after being photographed by satellite, as a member of Qianmang Society, he went abroad to make troubles without reporting to the organization, what if it becomes an international incident?

It's not that Xu Nan is afraid of trouble, if he can cause less trouble, then he will make less trouble!

Besides, exploiting loopholes in one's own family system... is not considered exploiting loopholes.

Sure enough, when he came out of the bathroom and greeted the surprised French security guard, Xu Nan's mission was successfully completed.

[You got 20 shame points]

[You have obtained the Specialty - Nature Affinity (Druid)]

The system prompt seems very reluctant.

Xu Nan sat on the magic carpet and slipped away before the stupid French police could react.

He checks out the new feat aloft.

[Natural Affinity: Your biological affinity with nature has been greatly improved, suitable for animal taming, planting...]

To put it bluntly, it is the specialty that Beifeng needs most. Xu Nan thinks it is so-so. In terms of practicality, it may not be as powerful as [Flying on the Grass]!

Anyway, it was a surprise, Xu Nan sat on the magic carpet, roughly locked in one direction and started the long international flight.

He didn't say hello to the few international flights that passed by. After all, what if he scared someone and crashed the plane?

It was at this time that Xu Nan suddenly saw that his activity points had accumulated to three million!

This is a terrifyingly large sum of money.

"What's going on? The system has been optimized recently? Isn't this user experience too bad?"

Xu Nan was a little surprised. No wonder he was not sensitive to the change of points. For some reason, the prompt box that reminded the point increase had become extremely small and pale gray. If Xu Nan hadn't turned on the system specially, he still couldn't see it!

In this regard, Xu Nan skillfully opened the report button and wrote a small composition to respond.

There is no way, this kind of optimization is too inconvenient. As a representative of public opinion, Xu Nan naturally needs to communicate more with the active and high-level.

Then he happily ordered the automatic lottery.

As for the source of the points, Xu Nan hasn't figured it out yet, but if you don't understand it, don't do it. Even if it's a bug, it's better to act first!

In this way, Xu Nan spent a day in the sky.

Until the three million points were drained, Xu Nan's private storage warehouse was filled with dense piles of [Goblin's Onychomycosis].

"Hey, there is something in the Thirteenth Alchemy Center, are the basic materials so well prepared?"

This time, only a few pieces of magic equipment and a strange item [Pilsen's Magic Flute] were drawn out, Xu Nan was not very satisfied.

It seems that we will continue to work hard in the future.

But pretending to be aggressive is really not my forte. Xu Nan felt a little sad, this kind of thing really can't be forced.

When he was thinking this way, he simply stopped the magic carpet and looked at the ground. As a result, a large muddy river rolled in, and there were traces of primate living on both sides of the ground!

They thrived beside this great river.

Upstream, someone went to the toilet by the river.

Downstream someone was fetching water from the river.

Women wash their clothes by the river, water burials are held on the bank, and a large number of factories discharge sewage into it.

Xu Nan was stunned all the way, where did he fly to? No matter how yellow the Yellow River is, it wouldn't be so messy, right?

It took him a long time to wake up, he was flying crooked!

However, it is rare to get this trip, so Xu Nan couldn't help but took a photo, and prepared to post it on Weibo with a text

【Dry this bowl of Ganges water, the next life... Forget it, you guys do it, I'll do whatever I want...】

It's a pity that Xu Nan didn't have the Internet when he went abroad, so he could only save it as a draft.

Turning around and going north, when passing by the neighboring Jiangdong Province, Xu Nan checked the people's conditions by the way, and found that the invasion of alien species did have a great impact on this province.

Because everyone has game to eat, they temporarily let go of Hu Jianren next door...

After much trouble, Xu Nan finally returned to City H smoothly, but it was almost dark.

He was actually a little confused.

Whether it is the Himalayas or the Eiffel Tower, he can come back alive, although the long-distance flight is a bit tiring; but what if the Protoss is not happy and throws himself into the Mariana Trench someday?

After he returned to China, he contacted everyone, and found that the rest of them were safe and sound at home when they returned from the blue dream, and even Qin Lele was still sound asleep in his bed.

I was the only one flying around everywhere...

Why should it be treated differently?

Could it be because I received one more grace from God? Is this protoss so stingy?

...

Putting aside these doubts, Xu Nan began to wander the streets of City H.

Today is December 24, 2019. It is also the Christmas Eve when merchants like to play marketing most.

Xu Nan is walking on the streets of the university town. There are young girls shyly handing love letters and apples to the boy they love. There are fat middle-aged men struggling to play Santa Claus to earn extra money. There are also well-matched couples loving each other under the Christmas tree. .

The goose feather snow is falling slowly, and it is time to add down jackets again.

Although it is a foreign festival, it is quite popular in China.

Xu Nan walked on the street, feeling the joyful atmosphere, but felt a little melancholy.

Of course he is not jealous that others have girlfriends, but he has only one harem...

What he cares about is the "second day" after Christmas Eve!

If the future he saw didn't change, the next day would be December 29th. On this day, the general gods will learn the lesson from last time, leverage the lever of the plane, and carry out a more in-depth transformation of the earth!

A large number of plane bubbles were produced; second-order monsters that were more powerful than before officially appeared on the earth; even South America was far away from his brother continent due to serious plate changes.

In other words, the Earth is about to "expand".

In terms of civilization, the Naga tribe will appear for the first time in southern Australia. This is also the first time that a civilized race in the general world has come into contact with life on earth.

A worldwide panic is coming.

This may be the last holiday that people can live with peace of mind.

Last Christmas Eve.

There will be no peace in the chaotic world that will follow.

So Xu Nan can only treat himself with the most stringent requirements, even if it is such a harsh and perverted requirement for women's clothing, he can only endure it with tears of humiliation in his heart!

In order to become stronger, he can only do this!

He was standing under the Christmas tree of a merchant selling Western-style desserts, and his eyes were wet before he knew it.

The front desk seemed to be a middle-aged aunt who was overflowing with maternal love. She ran over and said enthusiastically:

"Why are you crying, young man? Don't you young people like Christmas the most? Oh, did you quarrel with your family? Why don't you come in and sit down? I'll get you a piece of bread."

To say that Xu Nanfei didn't take a lot of rest all day, he looked really down and out, maybe he would be 50-50 with the homeless.

He wiped his eyes: "It's okay, it's just that I feel a little uncomfortable when I think of women's clothing for a while."

Aunt: "Pervert get out!"

"Don't interfere with my business!"

Xu Nan turned pale with shock, he was still thinking about his own charm, when his phone started shaking crazily!

It turned out that everyone was playing themselves in the group.

[Qin Lele: Where did the group leader go? We can't wait to see your womenswear! 】

[Jiang Yuanchi: We're all here, the party you mentioned is about to start, right? 】

[Ning Le: Fortunately, all of you are paying attention to the boss... woo woo woo... Miss me, a handsome seven-foot man...]

Xu Nan smiled, found a dark corner to cast Hagrid Blink, and returned to the dungeon.

The Christmas Eve party was Xu Nan's idea, and it was held at his original home.

This time, not only the members of the dungeon were invited, but also some other friends, but I don’t know if they will come.

For Xu Nan, this is an opportunity to complete women's clothing in a reasonable way.

Because this time the theme of the Christmas Eve party is gender swap!

Every boy who attends the party must dress up as a girl; girls must wear men's clothing, be a man!

Everyone thought it was quite interesting, and Xu Nan's insidious plan naturally worked.

Next, it's time to wear women's clothing justifiably.

Of course, it is still a bit harsh to meet the conditions of [Beautiful Overwhelming Beauty]. It's not easy to find a makeup artist for the holidays.

Xu Nan felt ruthless, and made herself a red backless dress with an elegant collar around her neck. The cute and cute high-heeled shoes are naturally indispensable, and then jewelry.

After finishing all this, Xu Nan threw another disguise technique on himself, wanting to make his face look better.

It's a pity that it's not good to look left and right, so he can only turn to others for help.

He thought about it, and it seemed that he didn't have a particularly good candidate. Suddenly, he had an idea and thought of an excellent candidate!

He picked up his mobile phone and quickly sent \u003e "Can you help me put on some makeup? It's not very demanding, just be prettier than all the women at the party tonight."

【Xiner: No way. 】

Xu Nan was a little puzzled. It stands to reason that Xin Er is very good at makeup, and she also knows the party she is hosting.

He pondered for a moment, and edited the wording:

"Just be prettier than any other woman, except you."

【Xiner: Come to my room. 】

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Note 1: From "The Da Vinci Code", the original text is as follows: "Symoticians often say that France, a country known for its masculinity, its obsession with women, and its small and insecure leaders like Napoleon and Pepin For the country, it is perfectly appropriate to choose a thousand-foot-high male genitalia as the symbol of the country." [The comment is still not worth the money, I have counted]