Shameless Warlock

Qin Lele stared at Xu Nan's cell phone, and said with certainty:

"It's far away, at least a few meters!"

Xu Nan was puzzled at first, but suddenly realized how far a few meters is!

Just as he was about to criticize the captain of the urban management team for his lack of common sense, Qin Lele suddenly jumped up as if he had noticed something:

"Why does your phone have a signal!?"

Xu Nan was surprised: "Huh? Does your phone have no signal?"

Qin Lele raised the phone angrily, and the signal display was indeed zero.

Xu Nan thought for a while: "Maybe it's because I am a user of China Mobile's M-Zone!"

Qin Lele said with a look of contempt: "You are clearly connected to wifi!"

Xu Nan looked down, yo, it really is.

He checked the automatic connection time, and found that the wifi was automatically connected when he first entered the Azure Dreamland.

The wifi seems to have a password. I don’t know why Xu Nan’s phone automatically connects.

Xu Nan looked left and right and felt that the wifi name was a bit familiar——

【bfqaq! 】

Qin Lele: "bf? Xu Nan, are you looking for a boyfriend behind my back? Why can't I connect to this wiif?"

Xu Nan was also very surprised. He looked up and saw that there were villagers from Bird Village all around him. It seemed that the situation was different from what he had imagined!

"You are a thief, so cracking passwords is a compulsory course, right?"

Xu Nan said.

Qin Lele nodded, ready to use professional knowledge to crack the wifi password, but within two minutes, she cried and hugged Xu Nan's thigh to ask for the password:

"Wanderers from other worlds don't have such advanced skills as cracking codes!"

Xu Nan was suddenly full of confidence in defeating the general world!

...

"Xiao Nianlang, there is also a hot sister, the driver will start the car if you don't come!"

Turkey Atu greeted from below.

Together, Xu Nan and Qin Lele found that both of them had accepted the missions of the faction, and they basically chose the side of Bird Village, so they planned to go to the so-called blue crystal mine to see if they could meet up with other companions.

The two of them got down from the canopy of the tree and ran to a very thick main branch. There was already a rather luxurious deer cart waiting, and the turkey Ado stood proudly on the carriage and gave orders.

Xu Nan leaned over, always feeling that there was something unusual among the deer pulling the cart.

"The antlers of this deer are broken? Why is there an antenna wrapped around its head?"

The head of the urban management team awakened the dreamer with a word.

Xu Nan slapped his thigh: "Sad Wind!"

Among the deer pulling the cart, a burly man straightened up suddenly and looked at Xu Nan blankly.

One of his antlers was indeed broken, and it seemed to be temporarily held back with some bandages, which looked quite sad.

"Sad Wind? I'm Xu Nan!"

"What are you doing? Aren't you in North America? Why are you back?"

Xu Nan was also confused.

The big man's body shook, and he pressed his lips with one finger:

"Shh, I'm trying to blend in with the deer qaq!"

"I took a mission from the Indian chief to observe how their gods reproduce qaq!"

"Eh? Xu Nan? Why are you here qaq?"

Xu Nan was stunned, why in reality you have to bring your own emoji of qaq with a sign when you speak!

The sad wind in reality is no different from the photo, they are all slightly fat young people, but the figure is much bigger than Xu Nan imagined, with the long antlers and longer antenna, it is a bit like the one in World of Warcraft. Illidan Stormrage.

Although the two had never met, they were considered friends on the Internet. Now Xu Nan happily invited Beifeng to get in the car. After Beifeng was seen through, several does seemed to make uneasy voices. He wanted to mix with the deer herd. Announcing the miscarriage, he climbed into the carriage.

The carriage is very spacious, because apart from Xu Nan and others, there are a group of villagers from Bird Village, including a few woodpeckers.

After Xu Nan greeted the woodpeckers, he didn't communicate much with them. These birds looked fierce.

He was more curious about the arrival of Beifeng, after all, he clearly remembered that he came in from the hospital.

If Beifeng is not lying, then it proves that the Azure Dreamland has more than one entrance.

"At that time, I was discussing with my Indian friend how to mix in the deer herd, but I met some white poachers who killed several bucks. My Indian friend was very angry, but he was more cowardly; I would not It’s the same, I got angry and started fighting with them, of course, they have guns and we can’t beat them, my antlers are the qaq that was knocked off at that time!”

"Later, we ran for our lives. We didn't know how we got into this world. These does were collected by the birds of the bird village as cart pullers. I thought about it and followed them. After all, when their husband died, they told me to Take good care of their qaq!"

Beifeng's speech is very slow, and he seems to be a very gentle boy, but the words he speaks always make people feel weird.

Xu Nan didn't want to get entangled in his special hobbies, so he asked with some indignation: "How can they hurt people?"

"Your antlers have been broken, do you want me to give you milk?"

He has powerful treatments, which might speed up the healing of wounds.

Sad Feng waved his hand: "It's okay."

Xu Nan gave a thumbs up: "Strong, he's a man, even if his head is crooked, he's still calm."

Beifeng touched his forehead and laughed: "It's a prop! I'll stick it with 502 and it'll be fine qaq."

Xu Nan was embarrassed for a while.

Qin Lele managed to interject: "Brother Beifeng, why can't my phone connect to your wifi?"

Beifeng patiently explained: "My wifi automatically recognizes mobile phones, some mobile phones can, some mobile phones can't qaq."

"Then why is Xu Nan okay?" Qin Lele was dissatisfied.

"Maybe, he is a universal mobile phone, any wifi can qaq!" Beifeng was also a little wronged.

Xu Nan felt that the topic was about to be diverted again, so she took the initiative to change the scene:

"Comrade Beifeng, you went to the capitalist society to experience life in the jungle, what do you think?"

Sad wind thought for a while:

"They are quite right. The moon in foreign countries is indeed rounder qaq."

Xu Nan was not happy at the time:

"Your ideological consciousness is not high enough, how can you say that!"

As if to show his patriotism, Beifeng immediately argued excitedly:

"Although the moon in foreign countries is relatively round..."

"But our Chinese sun is hotter than theirs!"

I even forgot to hold up the sign with facial expressions.

Xu Nan thought about it, and his words made sense.

...

With the addition of Beifeng, the journey seemed relaxed and enjoyable.

Of course it's not because Beifeng is eloquent. Although this gentleman has his own emoji, he is still relatively shy. Except for Xu Nan who asks him, he usually doesn't say a word.

His main role was to provide wifi. Qin Lele was finally able to surf the Internet after tinkering for a while, but the location of the two of them was erratic. They were in China for a while, the Pacific Ocean for a while, and went to the Antarctic Circle for a while.

Qin Lele expressed indignation at this: "Tencent's positioning is really rubbish."

Xu Nan comforted: "Don't embarrass others, the Azure Dreamland is a very wonderful place, anyway, when we leave, we don't want to fall into some messy place."

During the trip, he had a tentative exchange with Turkey Ado and got more information.

There should be many bird villages in Azure Dreamland, such as Yangcun, Macun, Monkey Village, etc., but there are no humans.

These villages are full of divine creatures. According to Xu Nan's blood knowledge, it is speculated that the earliest batch of ancient gods dedicated to the earth will be born from these divine creatures!

Even this poor turkey in front of him, who seemed to be neglected by Nightingale, may transform into a big boss in charge of an important priesthood.

This proves that during the initial fusion process, the Protoss of the Earth has accepted part of the rule transformation from the multiverse consciousness of the general world.

This is good and bad news, and it also means that Xu Nan won't have much time.

"If I'm not mistaken, those evil spirits should also be sent by the protoss of the general world!"

"The general world's coveting of the earth really didn't happen overnight."

Xu Nan was very worried.

He was really worried that his little protoss, Luoli, would be abducted by protoss in the general world ahead of time...

There is only one protoss, but there are so many liars, the competition is fierce!

...

When they arrived at the mine, Xu Nan and others were required to transform into bird bodies to enter.

It turns out that the rule here is that only birds can enter, and the grace they received naturally came in handy.

Qin Lele transformed into an eagle soaring in the sky, extremely ferocious.

Beifeng smiled innocently and turned into an ostrich with an antenna wrapped around his neck, still a humanoid tower.

Xu Nan transformed... into a little oriole.

At that time, Qin Lele crushed her for a while, and Xu Nan was angry:

"Why am I so weak!"

"Look at my supernatural powers, Divine Transfiguration - High imitation Kun!"

Bang.

The oriole bird disappeared, replaced by a strange creature.

Qin Lele's voice was shy:

"Xu Nan, what are you doing? Is this the goldfish you always said you would take me to see?"

Xu Nan was depressed for a while: "When did I say to take you to see the goldfish?"

He spit out the foam and condensed it into a mirror to look at it. Well, this high imitation Kun really looks like a goldfish, and it doesn't have the aura of a legendary beast at all.

He checked the system description——

[Divine Transformation - High imitation Kun: Become a creature similar to Kun. 】

[Special note: Don’t you Ron warlocks like high imitations? Then satisfy you. 】

Xu Nan's heart turned cold.

This shows that it is obviously not posted by the Lost Paradise system, but a special note given to the "God" of the transformation technique!

what does that mean?

The protoss has awakened, and what the hell has been taught badly! It seems that he is very resistant to himself.

Xu Nan was heartbroken.

It was as if her rebellious daughter had been ruined by other boys.

"It doesn't necessarily have to be the protoss. This is the Azure Dreamland. The so-called god may just be a powerful consciousness of the protoss in the dream. The prosper himself may still be asleep."

Xu Nan comforted herself, after thinking about it, it's better to become an oriole.

The goldfish is useless at all, but the oriole is quicker and can sing.

When they entered the mine, they saw countless blue crystals!

Xu Nan threw identification at one of the blue crystals.

[Law Crystallization]

[Effect: Allow ordinary people to obtain the inheritance of professionals]

Xu Nan was silent:

"Is it too late to join the evil spirit camp?"

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