Shameless Warlock

Xu Nan became angry at the time: "What law is not responsible? The nine-year compulsory education is purely a physics class, isn't it?"

He grabbed the fat man and took out a brand new work permit:

"I'm a policeman."

The fat man's eyes widened and he looked at it for a long time: "This is a student card."

Xu Nan stuffed the student card back calmly, and came out with a formal ID.

"Anyway, this piece will be under my control in the future. Any matters related to professionals can be notified to myself or my subordinates."

"I'm also a student of the University of Business, so don't have any obstacles."

"In the final analysis, professionals are also ordinary people before awakening."

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xu Nan simply greeted the nearby residents.

Everyone has a good impression of Xu Nan.

The three salted fish brothers were distorted for a while, they couldn't be handsome, even if they were court eagle dogs, they would have an advantage.

The owner of the hot pot restaurant is a middle-aged woman, she doesn't seem to be easy to mess with, and she speaks Mandarin with a Southwestern dialect with ups and downs, she almost pointed at the fat man's nose and cursed.

She told Xu Nan the ins and outs of the matter.

The fat man ate like crazy when he came in. At that time, she felt that something was wrong, so she paid attention to it secretly. As a result, this guy ate for three hours, and ran away after eating...

As a professional, this fat man is naturally very skilled, and his agility is shocking. The proprietress didn't want to chase him immediately when she saw that he was not a mortal.

At this time, she remembered the helpline issued by Qianmang Club yesterday, seeking help from the new neighborhood committee.

When Xu Nan and others came, the fat man barely got out of the door. It was quite a struggle to see him sweating profusely.

Facing the accusation from the proprietress, the fat man had the attitude of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, and he deserved a beating.

"Do you have anything to refute?"

Xu Nan asked calmly.

He has already checked it with the identification technique. This guy is also a warlock, but the level is very low, only one level.

"No. What she said is true. As a professional, I don't have any benefits like this? Isn't it just that I ate a little food from her house, and I will return it to her in the future!"

The fat man said confidently.

The onlookers showed contempt and indignation.

Even the three salted fish brothers couldn't help wanting to whip him. The kangaroos are already smoking.

Xu Nan stopped the kangaroo with a calm expression:

"Liu Jian, warlock, gluttonous bloodline awakening loser... I just read your registration information, so this set is useless to me."

"Tsk tsk tsk, your resume is a bit shocking. You have a record of reneging on food many times, and you have been in the detention center for half a month. During that half month, the food expenses of the detention center increased significantly, so you were released again."

Xu Nan is now an official member of Qianmang Society, and his mobile phone can directly connect to the database of Qianmang Society. According to the authority level, he can check the information of many people, including the fat man who committed crimes in front of him.

"What's the matter? They're all professionals and still so promising? Are jobless people addicted?"

Liu Jian immediately became angry, with blue veins on his forehead:

"Who says I'm homeless? I'm a football player!"

Xu Nan said in surprise: "Your body type is not suitable for match-fixing? It's too obvious."

The fat man's face turned red: "Who is playing match-fixing! I don't allow you to insult my dream."

"Actually, I am a goalkeeper. As long as I eat enough fat, one day I will be able to cover the entire goal. At that time, my defense will be airtight!"

"Those who have laughed at me, if they want to score goals, they have to ask me about my fat!"

Everyone around was stunned. Seeing Fatty's fat body like a ball, he suddenly felt that his dream was not out of reach.

Wang Dongdong couldn't help but applaud for his dream.

Xu Nan glared at the unreliable dual-knife ranger, then looked at the fat man:

"I don't care about your dreams, what do you say about today's meal!"

The fat man said guiltily, "I don't have any money. I don't have anything. I'm poor and white. I wanted to commit suicide after eating this good meal."

"What about now?" Xu Nan sneered.

"After I'm full, I don't want to die anymore." The fat man was full of grievances: "The team doesn't want me anymore, and I have no place to go. How about you please take me in? Don't think I'm fat, I don't eat much of……"

Wang Dongdong seemed to have a sudden increase in IQ, and whispered in his ear: "Boss, I'm afraid there is a scam!"

The rest of the residents also persuaded: "Don't trust him, this man is as fat as a rat, he is not a good man at first sight!"

Who knew Xu Nan nodded in agreement:

"That's fine, you follow me from now on, I will give you a new chance!"

"I paid for the meal for you."

The fat man showed a look of astonishment, and then a hint of slyness and complacency flashed in his eyes, he licked his face and ran to Xu Nan's side: "Brother, I'm actually still hungry..."

Xu Nan settled the bill for him with a smile, and waved his hand:

"No problem, eat as much as you want, just follow me after eating!"

The fat man smiled happily: "Brother is wise!"

The surrounding audience looked at Xu Nan with a look of being taken advantage of, even Ning Le couldn't stand it, and poked Xu Nan's waist:

"Boss, this guy wants to eat and drink for free to take advantage of you!"

Wang Dongdong also nodded, staring at Li Jingran and said, "Why don't you persuade the boss? Have you got a second mind?"

Holding the long sword, Li Jingran looked at the figure of Xu Nan leading away with the fat man, and said with a sneer:

"When did you see that the boss can be taken advantage of by others?"

Both Wang Dongdong and Ning Le were taken aback, and muttered in their hearts:

Everyone is a salted fish brother, you shouldn't have an IQ that exceeds our average level!

...

At nightfall, in a remote place, the fat man was gnawing on a large pile of potato chips.

This is the most desolate area in the university town, with no one around, it is most suitable for some restricted-rated movies.

Xu Nan asked with a smile: "Are you full?"

The fat man grinned: "I'm not full, but it's almost done. Brother, you are such a good person. I will set up a stick of longevity incense for you at home later!"

Xu Nan smiled: "No need for Changshengxiang, I said I would give you a chance to be reborn, and I will definitely do what I say."

"You have to be prepared, after all, this kind of opportunity does not come across every time!"

The fat man said solemnly: "No problem! I will do whatever Big Brother asks me to do!"

Xu Nan nodded: "That's good."

In the next second, a blue light suddenly appeared in his hand.

Under the powerful infusion of mana, an unstable portal immediately took shape!

The fat man's eyelids twitched: "Brother, what are you doing... Do you want to use me for human experiments?"

Xu Nan scolded angrily, "Do I look like that kind of person?"

"Go in, I didn't lie to you when I told you I would give you a new chance."

The fat man seemed to understand something, and suddenly he was so blessed that he hugged Xu Nan's thigh and wept bitterly: "Brother, I won't go! I just want to follow you and work for you for the rest of my life!"

People who don't know the truth about this acting would think that the two are brothers for decades.

Xu Nan sighed: "In your situation, the earth can't accommodate you. If you fail to awaken your blood, you can only have a chance to repair it if you go to a place with better laws. Understand?"

The fat man froze there.

Taking advantage of his daze, Xu Nan kicked him into the portal, and then started the teleportation!

As soon as the fat man's screams sounded, he disappeared in place.

Xu Nan showed a look of grief: "Brother, this is for your own good!"

Not long after, a drifting bottle came from the portal!

[People have received it, this month's quota is 1/5]

Xu Nan started to write a note with a smile:

"Should we pay according to our agreement?"

Recently, this portal seems to have stabilized a lot, and the number of drifting bottles that can be transferred every day has also increased. Although City Lord Xu was very busy, he never stopped chatting with Prince Caesar, and the two sides reached an agreement on the number of teleportation places for this month.

Soon, the drifting bottle came back:

"no problem."

In another world, Ice Wind Leader, Chang Fengtuo looked angrily at the chubby fat man on the ground:

"Your Highness, do you really want to complete the agreement with Xu Nan as promised? This person is too cunning!"

The fourth princess was expressionless: "Then why not? Do you regret it?"

"Just pay him the purple jade and pearls in full according to the agreement."

Chang Fengtuo scratched his hair angrily:

"My fault, I thought at the time that he proposed to use the weight of the teleporter to exchange for purple jade pearls because adult men with a large body weight need to consume more mana..."

"I didn't expect that, hurry up and weigh this fat man, how much is it!"

The fat man weakly raised his hand:

"Big brother already weighed me when he sent me here, here."

He also had a small ticket for the weighing machine in his pocket.

More than five hundred catties. It means five kilograms of purple jade pearls!

Changfeng Tuo was silent.

On the contrary, the fourth princess has a much better mentality: "It's okay, according to what you people on earth say, it's like buying a bone with a thousand dollars."

"Next time, he won't push another fat man over, will he?"

However, she obviously underestimated someone's integrity.

Earth, in the dungeon.

Xu Nan skillfully opened Baidu and started searching

【How to put an elephant in a small door】

...

The agreement reached between Xu Nan and Caesar is that only professionals can exchange for purple jade pearls, and ordinary people can only exchange for ordinary pearls.

Elephant is certainly not a professional, but he can find a druid who can transform himself!

It's a pity that I didn't find a suitable one for a while.

He wandered around the dungeon for a while, and he was relieved to confirm that Ah Tang and Lena got along well.

It just so happened that at this moment, he bumped into Qin Lele who came back from nowhere. The captain of the urban management team roasted chicken with his left hand and Coke with his right, eating as he walked.

Xu Nan was surprised and said, "Comrade Qin Lele, what's the situation with you recently? It seems that you have added meals a little too much?"

Qin Lele said vaguely with the chicken leg in her mouth, "What's the matter? People like us are easy to get hungry, and it's normal to add food."

Xu Nan thought for a while: "Is it because of puberty?"

Qin Lele spat out her bones: "Haven't you heard that being poor is extremely hungry? Poor means small, and it means that people like us are prone to hunger!"

After all, she patted her chest proudly.

Xu Nan was stunned. The child was holding an idiom dictionary recently. He thought he had changed his gender. He didn't expect to become a new generation of idiom genius.

Qin Lele was obviously very busy, and she didn't know where to go after eating the roast chicken.

In the huge dungeon, City Master Xu was the only one left.

Bored, he opened the QQ that he hadn't used for a long time, just at this moment, a familiar profile picture lit up

【Your friend Beifeng is online】

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