"Bitterness! Bitterness! Bitterness!"

The old mandrill braced on a one-leg and struggling to jump across the corridors of cornices, carved door openings, and curved aisles.

In the old days, the layout of this Zhuangzi's backyard was what he was most proud of. It is the great craftsman from the south of the Yangtze River who has been plundered, following the imitation of the manor of the big family.

Now, he ran in a hurry, and the road became more tortuous, and the walls were connected one after another. At this moment, he couldn't wait to flatten all these things that were in the way.

If you don't hurry up, those two evil stars will be on the way!

He is the unseen country fairy.

Yesterday, he routinely patrolled the mountains to show his might and prestige to the little demon around him.

The iron shackles of the beauty handbag came strangely, saying that he was a good family looted by thieves, but Shanjun also checked the bag on his horseback afterwards.

Iron bow, four feathered arrows, charms, magic weapons, and that terrifying sword!

Needless to ask, the "thief" in this woman's mouth must be a very powerful person. The wisest thing to do is to let her go as if she didn't see it. Shan Jun also thought about it at the time, but when he turned his head, he saw the graceful figure lying on horseback, the long hair like clouds, the ivory skin, the charming face... The old man's man was eyes and something. Straight up together.

Immediately, a wave of courage or greed rushed into my mind, so I almost had the guests of today's banquet, and they did not stop doing two things, ignoring the yellow horse and all kinds of instruments.

Unexpectedly, **** attracted evil stars, and greed caused a comeback.

When the big beard grabbed the flying sword that was about to move, and bluffed the monsters to tears, Shan Jun finally came up with a name in his mind.

A lieutenant to the devil, a handy judge, a famous judge in the southeast of Sandao, the town Fusilong Xiangwei, and Yan Xinglie.

This mountain monarch sat down immediately.

He is just a kind of old mountain mandrill, occupying a deep valley called the ancestor of the emperor, and he only eats passersby, woodcutters, and beautiful women, and shakes some majesty in the small pond. Then he knows that he will kick the town Fusi. This ancestor.

He immediately ran away. I don’t want it, Zhuangzi I don’t want it, and this site is even more unnecessary. It’s just that the beautiful woman who has not been close to Fangze is very hard to give up, so I almost turned back halfway, and hit the two evil stars. , He is desperately jumping on one leg.

Finally rushed to the small courtyard where the beauties were placed, the old mandrill first glanced at the wall secretly.

Fortunately, there was no evil star, only the two little fairies guarding the bride in front of the door. Without a word, he quickly jumped into the yard.

"master…"

The two goblins were too busy to ask for gifts, but where the mandrill had time to ink with them, it was a sentence immediately.

"Where is the madam?"

"It's inside."

Lao Shan Mandrill sighed in relief and hurriedly pushed the door into the house, but did not look at the two little demons and winked silently.

...

"Ma'am, ma'am, the big thing is not good, you said that the culprit has hit the door!"

The woman was sitting on the head of the bed, wiping the sweat from her forehead. When she heard what the mandrill said, her face instantly faded.

"The big beard is chasing?"

"Yes, there is one more person"

"How can that be good?"

"Don't worry, the culprit can't find here for a while."

As he said, Mandrill walked quickly and lifted the skirt of the woman, revealing the iron handcuffs attached to the bed on her ankles. It took out the key from its arms, opened the iron handcuffs, and grabbed the woman.

"Let's go now!"

But as soon as the woman got off the ground, she gave a soft and soft "Oh," her body tilted, but she fell back on the bed.

"What are you doing?" The old mandrill was anxious at the moment.

The woman rubbed her ankles, her mouth was full of grievances.

"This chain is locked for too long, and I can't move this foot."

"Oops!"

Laoshan Mandrill patted his forehead and wanted to call in the little demon outside the door, but when he turned his head, there was still a figure beside the door.

"Fine."

He bent over and squatted in front of the bed.

"Be your husband's back."

The woman leaned on the back of the old mandrill with a smile, but a mottled gold needle was quietly buckled between her fingers.

…………

When Li Changan broke into the backyard, what he saw was chaos.

Arsonists, snatchers, fights, howls...

The strange monsters were doing all kinds of things, and the Taoist priest cut a few handily, and then scattered with the birds and beasts. But then, the corridors one after another, the road with nine turns and eighteen turns, drove Li Chang'an around dizzy.

Fortunately, in a blink of an eye, I ran into a familiar white face hiding hurriedly into the corner.

The Taoist priest caught up in two or three steps, but disappeared. Only a set of clothes fell on the ground, and a cauliflower snake was burrowing into the grass cage, winding all the way, squirming and dropping the powder.

The Taoist had quick eyes and quick hands, caught the tip of his tail, and flicked his whip.

With a sound of "pop", the cauliflower snake was caught in the hands of the Taoist priest, pinched seven inches and lifted it up.

"Envoy Liu, I only met yesterday, and I will see you today. Isn't this a destiny?"

The snake spit out letters, just hissing, like a common flower snake powdered on noodles.

"No, I actually admitted the snake wrong..."

The Taoist priest's face seemed to be smiling, but the cauliflower snake vomited more happily.

"...I heard that snake gall is good for my eyes, and my eyes are dry recently. It's not the willow messenger..."

Before he finished speaking, the cauliflower snake quickly vomited and revealed his identity.

"Don't, don't, it's me, shemale..."

"Um!"

"...The Daoist."

Messenger Liu immediately changed his words, hissing and begging:

"You old man is so powerful, why bother to embarrass me such a little fairy."

The Taoist smiled and let go of the cauliflower snake.

"In this demon nest, we are old acquaintances, and I don't make it difficult for you..."

With that, he patted off the powder on his hands.

"Tell me, where is Shanjun? Where is the bride?"

...

"This is the yard."

Cauliflower Snake introduced Li Chang'an into a small courtyard, and the Taoist priest saw the word "happy" posted on the portal at first glance.

"Shanjun comes to this yard first, and the bride is also locked in this yard."

After all, it pinched the orchid finger, Qi Ai Ai moved a few steps aside.

"The little ones only know these... Look here..."

"How troublesome."

The Taoist said his thanks.

"Hey."

The cauliflower snake responded, and Sa Yazi ran away without a trace.

The Taoist glanced around, and walked into the room with his sword in his hand.

The house was decorated with red silk, red lights, and red paper. The whole hall was full of jubilant red, which made the pool of blood and corpses on the ground less eye-catching.

The corpse was a weird creature, like a one-legged baboon. From the clothes on it, Li Changan confirmed that this was the mountain monarch. The Taoist priest approached and looked carefully. The mountain king fell to the ground. There were no traces of struggling and fighting around or on his body. The only wound was fatal from the back of the head. It was **** and bloody, and the brain, blood, fur, and bone fragments were mixed together. , The deep depression also sputtered around.

Based on the experience of Taoist priests often opening scoops to monsters and bandits, 80% of them were beaten to death with heavy objects repeatedly without defense or resistance.

"It seems that the bride doesn't like the bridegroom officer too much."

The Taoist smiled and twisted some blood from the ground, his tentacles were still warm.

He got up and cut off a piece of cloth, and wrote a dragon jade rune with Shanjun's demon blood.

"Hurry as a law!"

With the finger of the sword pressed, the cloth mantle turned into fly ash.

He had already sacrificed his ability to watch the house at the Jingmen Gate, and aroused the nose **** "Chonglongyu".

………

The demon girl probably knew what Li Changan was capable of, and went all the way to drill in places with heavy smells, not gardens, or latrines. Besides, monsters didn’t like cleanliness. It was not obvious when they didn’t do it, she said. The layout of this village is unique, but it has a vaguely strange smell, but this evokes "Chonglongyu", that smell...like looking for durian with your nose by the side of a **** pool.

Rao is Li Changan who has been tested for a long time, and he was a little lost by the smell.

He struggled to discern the little lingering smell left by the demon, and after going round and round, not to mention the shadows around him, even the demon ran away. Finally, the Taoist priest had to admit that he still let the demon girl get away.

He sighed and shook his head, turned around to look for the big beard, and just passed through a door, he bumped into a bright red wedding gown around the corner.

The two of them stared at each other with big eyes, and their eyes were in consternation.

"The demon..."

"It's you bull... Dao Master! Help!"

"what?"

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